how do you like your omelette, /ck/?

>>9047759
jalapeno with a side of red velvet cupcakes

>>9047759
jalepeno red velvet

>>9047759
Hold the eggs please.

>>9047791
>>9047797
That sounds gross, I just can't.

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>>9047791
>>9047797
>Google this shitty meme
>it's pony shit
You mlp fags make me sick

>>9047759
I made a tasty Italian omelette last evening. I used some roasted red pepper I had left over, some fresh basil I picked up from a hippy organic super market, and some feta cheese also picked up from the hippy organic food store.

I spiced it with some oregano and parsley.

It was one of the best tasting and aesthetically pleasing omelettes I've ever made.

>>9047811
>>9047822
>samefagging on /ck/

shouldn't you be flying kites?

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For breakfast, I prefer pancakes to omelettes

One time I was so tired I fell asleep and my face plop in my pancakes, I woke abruptly and said "I'M PANCAKE....I mean....awake"

>>9047893
That's a really autistic story my friend

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>>9047893
I like fruit with my pancakes

>>9047908
Wow, I would almost feel bad eating this. It's adorable.

>>9047927
Oh, I really enjoy making them.

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>>9047908
>>9047934

What's a grill gotta do to get (you)s around here

>>9048037
Post [spoiler] kites [/spoiler]

Swiss cheese, mushrooms, diced peppers, maybe sour cream and salsa on top.

>>9047893
>dat whipped cream/butter/whatever the fuck is plopped down on top of the pancakes
fucking americans I swear to god
also crepes > pancakes

>>9048124
Combining eggs and mushrooms is just too much for me, seems like an extra booty experience, two anal esque foods together

>>9047759
not to burst your bubble or anything, but that's a burrito, dude.

they just replaced the tortilla with eggs.

>>9048146
yeah whoever ordered those pancakes must be pretty piggy

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>>9048146
pancakes<crepes<dutch baby

>>9048155
it's a good thing it's called a 'dutch baby' because that looks like an abortion

>>9048163
damn tasty though with some jam or jelly. Or fresh fruit and honey.

Can someone explain a good egg mix to make ommelets. It's more than just eggs whisked in a bowl right ?

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>>9047927

>>9048773

Nope

>>9047759
Classic French omelet with fresh herbs is my favorite.
However, occasionally I'll have a nice vegetable and cheese omelet.

>>9048155
I fucking love Dutch baby. Especially with lemon squeezed over it, and a light sprinkle of powdered sugar.

>>9049158
Fucking worthless faggot

>>9049229

It literally is not more than eggs in a bowl

>>9047848
Serve it up with hash browns and it sounds heavenly.

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>>9048163
Kek

>>9048146
cotton cheese is great in protein and tasty

>>9048149
i dont know what this means
im curious
explain yourself

>>9048837
it looks like a clown!
the cone is like a hat!

>>9048773
you need double cream, milk, salt, pepper

[spoiler]its just eggs in a bowl you dolt[spoiler/]

Omurice like in my Chinese cartoons.

>>9047759
Lots of sharp cheddar, lots of caramelized onion, some asparagus.

>>9051328
Also eggs not runny but not completely dry either, still soft. I like over easy eggs but don't like runny scrambled eggs.

>>9050555
NO. Fuck you.

Omelets need nothing, and if you want your eggs looser, add a spoonful of water. Milk is never used in proper omelets.

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>>9048149
Stop putting food up your butt Anon.

>>9050541
Eggs can sometimes smell like sulfur, so similar to farts, while mushrooms share the taste of anus, if you ever taste somebodies butthole is can surprisingly taste similar to mushroom

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>>9054187
thanks for the information

>>9054187
>mushrooms share the taste of anus, if you ever taste somebodies butthole is can surprisingly taste similar to mushroom
It varies from anus to anus. My current girlfriend's asshole has a mild berry flavor.