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Australia has Dollar Tree?

>>9043244
Does it contain real lobster?

>>9043251
>>9043251
Yes. Here are the ingredients in order: water, lobster, salt (broth) whole milk, heavy cream, wheat flour, lobster meat, sherry wine, onions, tomato puree, butter, celery , black pepper, modified food starch, seafood seasoning.

Should I actually cook and eat it?

>>9043269
Lobster and lobster meat both on the ingredients

What could it mean?

>>9043244
Open it and eat it, OP. You can't leave us guessing like this. Also where do you live?

>>9043294
a hospital waiting room, judging from his pic

>>9043286
I guess first is lobster shell, cooked like bones in a broth/bouillon/thing.
They were filtered out obviously but remain in the list of "ingredients involved".

>>9043294
Texas. I'll try it later tonight and post results if the thread is up. For science

>>9043329
Oh fuck same here. Brb, gotta check out my local dollar tree. Also best wishes, fellow Texan. I hope >>9043299 is wrong.

>Rose brand pork brains in milk gravy
Jesus Christ

>>9043244
>When you're so sheltered that you think that visiting the dollar tree is the same as entering the heart of darkness

>>9043250
holy shit underrated comment

>>9043419
holy shit how new are you

>>9043244
My guess it will be something like a better version of Campbell's "clam chowder." Your only fear would be botulism and by simmering for 10 minutes the toxin would be neutralized.

>>9043405

Have you ever been to dollar tree? It's pretty vile.

>>9043419

back to reddît with ye

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>>9043460
I actually have and most of them are not vile. They're a pretty good place to buy party bags and candy (airheads and such).

I like Shasta soda for nostalgia reasons and on the search for knock off snacks that are almost impossible to fuck up, I found beef stew. It feels good to not be Dinty Moore's $7-8 bitch anymore.

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Not odd but good god if it doesn't make me laugh every time.

>>9043460
It depends where you are. In the Midwest none seem to be bad, but the few I've been to in the deep South are like entering the jungles of the Congo.

>>9043690
>jungles of the Congo in the south

That's everywhere down here except higher end groceries. I'm firmly convinced that the last census underestimates the nignog population in the US because a number of them simply don't fill out the forms and the manual census takers don't go into those neighborhoods. I'm certain whites are already under 50% in america.

>>9043512
Who is this diakon siapan?

>>9043244>>9043269

Quit teasing us and open up the can already

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>>9043649

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>>9044345
I didn't want to do this.

>>9044376
Lurking

>>9044376
Flip your phone upside down when taking a picture .

>>9044376
>>9044381
Aww yeah. Eagerly awaiting the report from the taste test.

>>9044381
wtf? pour that shit in the pan so we can get a good look at it

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>>9044376
>>9044381
I am excite

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>>9044376
>>9044381
Be brave, OP!

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Has the consistency of creamed corn run through a nuclear powered blender

>>9044401
Where the fuck is the lobster meat? How does it smell?

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For science!

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>>9044405
Smells like milk and crab meat


Taste was overpowering saltiness. Butter and cream came next. No actual seafood taste.

Not awful but not tasty. Maybe with a lot less saltthis would be an ok cream of mushroom replacement.

>>9044401
fuck, I thought it said lobster biscuits.. I really need sleep

>>9044430
What was the expiration date on that thing?

>>9044498
Impossible to read. Had like 4 separate stamps on top of eachother. Good thing it was loaded with salt.

:/

>>9043286
>>9043302
This. The first ingredient is actually Broth, comprised of the first three (Lobster, water, salt). So yeah, first ingredient is Salty Lobster Junk

>>9044514
As long as you heard the can hiss when you opened it you should be right

>>9043244
Stay near a toilet, OP.

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>>9044537