>there are people here who actually care about restaurant reviews

Only if they are by professionals.

>>9038310
I don't even read them. Bunch of boring "stare at my cell phone" bullshit.

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>>9038317
The only thing worse than a restaurant reviewer is a professional restaurant reviewer.

>>9038310
Who is that sweetie?

The problem with online reviews is that people only review when they have a bad experience. No one reviews when they have a great or good experience

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If I want to know whether or not a place is good, I'll ask someone I know who has eaten there. If I want to kek at self-important soccer moms and neurotic owners, I go to yelp.

>>9038341
Kek

>>9038310
That girl is so perfect

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>>9041299
5/10

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>>9038341
Google image search brought me to this. I guess she is a meme

If she thinks I'm not going to fap to this, she's wrong

>>9038326
Agreed

only valuable thing about food reviews is photos of the food

>>9038310
why wouldn't i care for restaurant reviews?
>inb4 hurr durr tinfoil hat nonsense
>>9040254
that's weird cause i've read tons of reviews ranging from gow awful to amazing