Food Gore thread

>be me
>be poo nigger waterbuck
>live in first world
>get bonus decide to spend it on quality food
>country is in political crisis so there's nothing in the supermarket
>get 200g good quality smoked tuna
>happy.jpg
>finally I can eat a good tuna sandwich
>leave it on the table and do some accounting work
>dad notices that
>he makes a curry with it
>after finishing the work I come towards the table with joy for a tuna sandwich
>look at the curry
>notice the tuna in it
>tears in m eyes
>taste it
>I can't taste tuna but only spices
>tell him it's good just to make sure that he won't be disappointed
>in McDonald's right now eating a 3$ burger
>from this I hate myself for being an Indian

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