Coffee general, where you need to spend $500+ on a grinder or else the autistic mycotoxin spammer will bully you and juxtapose your entire post verbatim over a picture of a fedoraed gentleman using a vape.
old thread: >>9017616
What memes have you fallen for today, anon?
I'm more of a nescafe guy. Tastes just as good as fresh.
it's the return of the cringe op
>>9036990
>What memes have you fallen for today, anon?
This,
pic related
Seriously though, I want a manual burr grinder that isn't entirely plastic on the inside, what's the bare minimum for quality construction, $30?
>>9037040
>what's the bare minimum for quality construction, $30?
>no you can't. you'd need to spend $500+ for a grinder that can match the precision and consistency. $180 will buy you a piece of shit.
>$30 = $180
>>9036990
>picture of a fedoraed gentleman using a vape.
this picture?
>>9036990
>>9037335
>this picture?
or this??
>>9037350
even this guy?
>>9037350
you are typical coffee drinker, asshole
just kill kill kill
i think you guys have had a bit too much coffee
haha ya know what i'm sayin?
>>9037392
>haha ya know what i'm sayin?
yes we do
>don't feel calm until I've had my coffee at 10am
anyone else? I'm trying to figure out why
>>9037565
>>9037565
Caffeine does different things to different people
Quite possibly the worst coffee general yet.
Anyways since it's im fairly early let me ask:
>what sort of beans to use in a moka pot?
>>9037565
>I'm trying to figure out why
>>9037701
>>what sort of beans to use in a moka pot?
I use coffee beans in mine.
>>9037713
>dollars,
>>9037709
Who would havw thought... Something a bit more specific?
>>9037731
>Something a bit more specific?
100% arabica medium roast.
no dark roast ever again
>>9037773
>>9037743
What did the dark roast do to you?
>>9037248
uuh, how? i mean, that's not something you can hide inside a package of roasted coffee
>>9037952
Do not respond to him. Delete your post
>>9037958
why? i asked a question and I'd like to hear some laughably stupid answer
>>9036990
>What memes have you fallen for today, anon?
I just tried doing cold brew. Will report tomorrow.
https://www.amazon.com/JavaPresse-Manual-Coffee-Grinder-Precision/dp/B013R3Q7B2/ref=sr_1_7?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1497151215&sr=1-7&keywords=coffee+grinder+burr
is there anything wrong with this other than its not 500 dollars
>>9038240
As it's one of the million Porlex knockoffs, who knows about the build quality. It's going to take 2-4 minutes to grind depending on the setting and you'll only be able to grind enough for one cup at a time. Grind consistency is going to be fairly crap; on par with the cheap Harios, but still much better than a whirly blade. You'll probably be looking to upgrade soon after, if not for the grind quality, for the 2+ minutes of wrenching for one cup. That said, I used my Hario Skerton happily for almost two years. The work was worth it for a better cup of coffee than anywhere else
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0001KOA4Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1497194673&sr=8-1&pi=SL75_QL70&keywords=gaggia+espresso+machine
Anyone have it? Thoughts?
Is this the tea thread?
>>9038337
The Gaggia Classic is THE entry level machine. You're going to need a decent grinder, though. Espresso is where the $500 price point is absolutely not a meme.
>>9038356
What do you recommend for around $700? Probably gonna grab one after I graduate.
>>9038369
A Vario
Nice thread guys
>>9036990
Have you considered just a mortar and pestle. They cost a lot less and you can get them made of several non-toxic materials of your choice.
I personally prefer laboratory grade porcelain and a surgical stainless steel mesh to control final particle size.
$60 ~$90 if you shop around a bit you can get some nice ones, this will yield results far better then anything I have seen on the market.
Also add a laboratory grade glass, two large suspension pipette, a nice digital mass scale and a 1.5KW laser on a known tuned IR band. And then you can make coffee with a thermal tolerance of 0.001 C, a particle tolerance of 3 microns, and suspension rate tolerance of 1/100000. Full set up for less then $5000. At that level nearly all errors come from the coffee beans as soil chemistry and weather mess everything up.
Alast there doesn't seem to be much research on global weather manipulation to improve coffee bean tolerances so that seems to be the best you can get without getting into very expensive terraforming operations.
>>9038504
wouldn't this take literally forever?
>>9038797
Yes.
Surely you can tell that was a joke post, right?
>>9038806
it's hard to tell, people are literally advocating $500 grinders as entry level
>>9038812
maximum_autism.php
>>9038812
You think a post talking about terraforming and global weather manipulation is even remotely serious?
>>9038806
>>9038797
>>9038812
The first part was semi-serious. A mortar and pestle with mesh really can do a lot.
Although it usually takes half an hour or so to get the grinds to the level I want, so I don't do it that often but I notice the higher quality when I do. It is kind of therapeutic to just stop everything and make a nice spice tea to relax every now and then.
The second part was meant as a joke, but could realistically be done. And if I had the time and money I might actually try it just because.
Also I do this for spices and tea, I am not a coffee person. But there are many similarities.
>>9037952
>uuh, how? i mean, that's not something you can hide inside a package of roasted coffee
but that toxic mold is seen many times by the roasters when they get the green coffee beans from the suppliers.
that toxic mold develops during storage and transport of green coffee beans, especially when green coffee is stored in warehouses like seen in the picture attached.
to save money on labor and storage space greedy coffee merchants don't provide adequate ventilation and green coffee very easily develops this very toxic mold.
>>9037958
>Do not respond to him. Delete your post
GO AND FUCK YOURSELF ANON.
We know that scums like you would like to hide the truth about several dirty secrets that coffee industry likes to hide from unaware consumers.
>>9037965
>why? i asked a question and I'd like to hear some laughably stupid answer
Yes you got your answer, excepts is no so laughable, actually is quite sad and scary.
>>9038356
>Espresso is where the $500 price point is absolutely not a meme.
Total bullshit.
I'm making excellent expressos with $220 coffee grinder, your fascination with $500 price point coffee grinder is ridiculous and insane actually.
If you think that few nano-size -articles difference of some coffee grounds will ruin your expresso then you are mentally unstable and should not consume coffee but Prozac or some other heavy medication designed for mental nut jobs.
Get mental help.Please.
>>9038444
>Nice thread guys
Thanks.anon
>>9038812
>it's hard to tell, people are literally advocating $500 grinders as entry level
KEK
Very funny jab,lol
>>9039099
>expresso
>>9039113
>>expresso
yes it's one of the two proper spelling of that coffee making process.
French faggots say 'espresso' , but Italians where that method of brewing coffee was developed say it 'expresso' because it was fast express way to brew coffee, of course over the years most people got "conditioned" to use the French spelling, but if you know anything about history of this brewing method,
who developed and why it was developed you would know that 'expresso' it the proper way to say it.
But if you are not familiar with it you are going to throw a tantrum fits about it, because that's the only thing you know.
But now you know better so you should freely use both words or actually use the proper spelling the original spelling 'expresso' no this French snobbery 'espresso'
>>9039141
I like your spacing.
>>9039113
>>expresso
>>9039141
My grandfather had a ritual when it came to making coffee.
>travel to main island to buy coffee from some 80 year old importer, because he claimed no other importer imported the best coffee
>takes coffee to bakery to have it roasted in the wood burning oven; claimed no other roasting method works
>ground the coffee using a century old mill; claimed no other mill was quite the right thickness of ground
>added various spices (sorry don't know their names in English)
>brewed coffee in teapot like contraception
He was like 85 when he last made the journey.
Just recalling some nice memories.
>>9039173
Nice story.Thx
too bad there is this cocksucker who is insisting that only $500 coffee grinder will do proper job.
>>9039157
>I wish people who completed middle school and learned how to break text into paragraphs would stop trashing up /ck/ with their elitist highbrow ways
>>9039157
don't understand what you are aiming at, don't know what redit is.
what is it?
but just in case you give me stupid answer, Fuck Off
>>9039187
It's important to understand that anon's grandfather was born in a different era, when you couldn't just cage down to Bed Bath & Beyond in your internal combustion abomination to purchase a mass-made grinder for $90, oblivious to the destruction and the absolute vulgarity of the act itself
In those days you spent several day's salary on a grinder, and if you didn't like it? That was fine too, coffee was not for everyone
Adjusted for inflation and purchasing power convergence, anon's grandfather's grinder was certainly worth well over $500 at the time he obtained it
>>9039141
What are you talking about? I'm fluent in Italian and I say it "espresso". That's because all the Italians around me always said it that way. Maybe in some region of Italy they say it "expresso". I wouldn't know. But your rant is wrong, in general.
"espresso" in Italian does not sound like "espresso" in French. The one that sounds effeminate. That's the French pronunciation.
>>9039192
Paragraphs are separated with an indent not a line space, retard.
>>9039141
X isn't even part of the Italian alphabet
>>9039210
>X isn't even part of the Italian alphabet
the 'expresso' spelling was base on latin word to begin with so it was spelled with 'x', its name comes from Lat. "exprimo" (to squeeze through).
>>9038351
Let's drink tea at the grown-ups table anon and leave the black-water-chugging children at the special needs table.
>>9039203
>What are you talking about?
about the fact that expresso is also proper spelling.
>I'm fluent in Italian and I say it "espresso".
soooo?
>That's because all the Italians around me always said it that way.
so you just repeating after them, nothing wrong with that, unless you start making stink about 'expresso' spelling
>Maybe in some region of Italy they say it "expresso".
maybe?, you see now you talking some sense
>I wouldn't know.
there you go, you are admitting to the obvious finally
>But your rant is wrong, in general.
you are getting warmer
>in general.
hot fucking very HOT
IN GENERAL, but not if you look at it in detailed way
>>9039265
>and leave the black
First the French cocksucker stole the coffee press idea from Italian designer and patented before Italian guy did and called it 'french press',
and now French cocksuckers influenced the proper spelling of the another Italian invention making coffee by fast forcing steam through grounded coffee beans.
Fucking French cocksuckers. Time for fucking war. Enough is enough.And that bitch European Union is quiet about it.
why does coffee make me tired after 12 pm
>>9039365
what type of coffee grinder you are using?
>drink more than 2 cups
>cant sleep
>any less
>migraines
I fell for the cawfee meme
>>9039390
maybe coffee you drinking had this toxic mold on it, many people get sick from coffee not really knowing that it is the coffee that got them sick.
>>9037248
>>9039411
hmmmm
There is nothing worst to our health than drinking dark roasted coffee that was covered with toxic molds before roasting.
>>9037248
coffee industry could be so ugly and greedy.
you have to look for honest roasters, even then its hard to make sure that they tell the truth.
that's why I cut down significantly on my coffee intake, one cup /day brewed at home.
>>9037854
the original guy was defending the lido against electronic grinders at the same price point
it's just a shitty forced meme
>>9039278
>Handsome
post black coffee instead
Best mill.
anyone have a digital copy of world atlas of coffee or everything but espresso?
nothing on libgen, book ircs, google, etc.
gas mask,who knew I will need one.
I'm ready to open this thread YOU fagGOAT fuCkers lets mingle you coffee surfers...
>>9040704
post smaller picture of it and no additional info, not even fucking name of it.
that way we will get fucking exited about it and comment on it.
>>9036990
>>9037040
>>9037066
>>9037350
>>9037352
>>9037357
>>9037368
>>9037639
>>9037706
>>9037721
>>9037778
/
>>9037854
/
>>9037958
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9038351
! ! ! 1 ! ! ! ! !
>>9038444
^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^
>>9039171
><><><><
>>9040743
?>?>?>?>?
taking coffee to the next level I guess..kek
>>9040842
this post looks so red -so bloody
kek
OK, fuck you tough coffee snobs rich guys, I'm switching to instant coffee, leave me alone.
>instant coffee never hurt anybody<
spread the message of Peace
Only brutal savages can maintain this level of coffee pathology and severe income intolerance mixed with income shaming.
I'm so glad that I'm vegan and that I'm transforming into oxy.
Fuck the rich meat eating coffee grinder snobs.
I'm speechless now
>>9037565
do you have ADD? stimulants act differently on people with ADD, they make it easier to think without really revving you up. personally I've found the added focusing ability can actually be very calming if there's shit I need to do or something stressing me out, because I can actually focus enough to do something about it.
>>9040886
go for it man. there are some pretty decent instant coffees out there.
STARBUCKS Coffee is evil, it killed my Caffe ambiance dreams.
Every time I hear homo barista voice at fucking Starbucks place I puke at the sound of that coffee faggot's voice.
>>9041063
starbucks is literally a fast food restaurant, I don't know what "ambiance" you expect to find
I hate how all coffee shops near me have become knock-off starbucks, they even sell prepackaged sandwiches and frappes by default and they assume you mean iced when you ask for espresso drinks.
>>9036990
Is saying covfefe a ban able offense in these threads
>>9041072
covfefe
>>9041072
>Is saying covfefe a ban able offense in these threads
Well faggot, you are for sure trying to stir the coffee pot here, but we are Super Aware of assholes like you who are trying to muddy up the pot.
So you know what, YOU rich arrogant $500 coffee grinder faggot, politely FuckOff,the minimal differences between few nano elements in grounded coffee will not bring divisions
between serious coffee brewers, BUT if you guys gays show up at our gatherings we will find ways to poison you, for sure, count on it degenerates, we don't need you in our surroundings.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what Uuu white fagotz in America.
If you don't agree with our rules we will make you to drink shitty office coffee,
or you will suck our dicks and buy our over-priced coffee beans and imply that you are smart.
being smart by being smart because you are smart because some family member is smart thinking that you are smart is not very smart.
---you are dumb monkeys,
fuck you
I
can't take
this
any--moorree Arabica cofii
me too
fuck the cofii
>>9041186
>>9041172
>>9041112
>
>>9041185
>>9041186
fuck you you coffee drinkers let's drink shitty coffee in the morning because all the coffee drinking assholes are still a'sleep at this time.
>>9041194
>huge disappointment
>hoping for free cocksucking from the female barristass
fuck the faggots baristass and keep barristing
FUCK YOU COFFEE THREAD.
I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW.
COFFEE YOU ARE BITCH SLOT CUNT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ROOTS
I'm ready for coffee autist to be dead already desu
>>9040328
>There is nothing worst to our health than drinking dark roasted coffee that was covered with toxic molds before roasting.
>>>9037248 (You)
>coffee industry could be so ugly and greedy.
>you have to look for honest roasters, even then its hard to make sure that they tell the truth.
>that's why I cut down significantly on my coffee intake, one cup /day brewed at home.
So true.
>>9042214
Did you really just samefag and leave your (You) in there. Jesus
>>9039304
>First the French cocksucker stole the coffee press idea from Italian designer and patented before Italian guy did and called it 'french press',
>and now French cocksuckers influenced the proper spelling of the another Italian invention making coffee by fast forcing steam through grounded coffee beans.
So sad but so true.
>>9042237
>and leave your (You) in there.
sounds like homo sex.
gross.
>Started shit today at Starbucks,kek
>ordered cappuccino and this flaming faggot barista who was making it for me he was irritating me by talking in his delicate female voice.
>when he was passing the coffee to me I reach for it but in last moment I removed my hand.
>he asked what's the problem?
>I said I'm not going to drink coffee made by you
>he asked why?
>I said I'm seriously concerned that I might contract some sexually transmitted disease from you
>he said why would you think that?
>I said because you acting like a gay and gays are known to have AIDS.
>he started to shake and got teary eyed unable to speak anymore.
>another server called the manager, she asked me what's the problem
>I explained to her all that encounter and how this flaming gay barista is making me uncomfortable and possibly posing health hazard.
>she told him to go to the back room to collect himself, he was standing there almost crying like a little girl.
>she said no problem sir, she sweetly smiled at me and pour out that coffee into the sink and made me fresh cup
>and she apologized to me for his unprofessional behavior and give me a coupon for next 3 free coffees of my choice.
>what a great way to start a day!
>got coupon for free coffees and got flaming faggot barista at Starbucks in trouble, kek
>>9042457
I hope you get hit by a car. Unironically.
>>9042457
That has nothing to do with coffee, underageb&
>>9040704
*blocks your path*
>>9040752
>not even fucking name of it
>>9036990
covfefe
It's 90° out this afternoon so I just made my first pourover over ice. Very good. Also have a bunch of beans from the other week that I wasn't terribly fond of so I'm going to try cold brew next
>>9037040
It looks alright. But the less than 500 price point is such a turn off
>>9039157
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this anons spacing.
>>9039387
It obviously cost less than $500, which is why the grinds don't have that sweet slow release of caffeine that you would normally get, had anon chosen a better brandof grinder.
>>9043110
>It's 90° out this afternoon
Celsius or Fahrenheit
>>9036990
why do you sound like a gaping asshole? Is coffee so important to sound like you? I don't get it
>>9043357
Celsius, clearly
>>9043363
Any of you assholes actually make real coffee? I have a breville smart grinder. It works perfectly on real beans. Use a drip system or a proper espresso. Everyone else needs to fuck the fuck off.
>>9043399
Some kid got butthurt a couple weeks ago and he's been shitposting nonstop since
>>9039099
t. "Vanilla bean frappuccino with extra eXpresso syrup please!"
>>9043399
>It works perfectly on real beans.
BUT HOW IT DOES ON FAKE BEANS
because that's what most of us are using
watch the flying fedora
NOBODY IS DRINKING COFFEE ANYMORE.
GREAT NEWS. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Holy shit this thread sucks.
I'm gonna go brew myself some McCafe with tap water in my cheap dispenser.
Fuck all y'all.
>>9037565
You're addicted. Your body gets its fix, it calms down. It doesn't, it keeps wondering if you're trying to kill it.
>>9037040
>$23.99
I have one and it's actually $13
>>9045571
>Holy shit this thread sucks.
>I'm gonna go brew myself some McCafe with tap water in my cheap dispenser.
>he will brew coffee that sucks,McCafe.
>sure brew it and tell us was the sucking enjoyable.
>post picture of the packaging of your McCafe and your cheap dispenser, please so we can meme you to death. kek
>>9045773
Who are you quoting exactly?
Also it tastes better knowing I didn't spend $500 on a fucking grinder.
Stop memeing and replying to the richfag with more money than brains and maybe your thread won't suck so hard.
>>9045571
>dispenser
A K-cup machine?
>>9045807
>Who are you quoting exactly?
the McCafe faggot
>>9045820
You're not supposed to green text your response
>>9045673
>I have one and it's actually $13
13, very unlucky number.
I bet your grinder will brake very soon.
>>9045828
why not, I green text if I like to.
>>9045813
Fuck no.
It works just like a regular coffee machine only it dispenses the coffee when you press your cup against it.
>>9045820
That's me you dumb nignog do you even read the rest of the post? The last 2 lines of your post are greentexted for no apparent reason, like you just figured out how that works.
>>9045828
>You're not supposed to green text your response
who said so
>>9045837
>like you just figured out how that works.
yes, if I put this > before the text it becomes green
very kek.
>>9045837
>The last 2 lines of your post are greentexted for no apparent reason,
reason they are green because I put this sign > in front of the text you dumb nignog
>>9045837
So, you've got lukewarm water pissing over some stale preground McCafe? Sounds fantastic!
>>9045858
>green text
brakes the monotony of black text
and also
>green text
sends message to niggers that they are watched
>>9045878
>>9045871
What's it like to be retarded?
>>9045887
>What's it like to be retarded?
well, don't keep us in suspense.
start telling us about your condition, we have fresh coffee and willing to listen to your story
>>9036990
>/cawfee/
Definition of coffee:
piss inducing liquid
>>9046083
>piss inducing liquid
Most liquids do.
Retard.
>>9046099
>Most liquids do.
name me one liquid that doesn't.
Retard.
kek
>>9046115
Lava
>>9046134
>Lava
>>9046134
Stop drinking coffee immediately or I personally will report you
>>9046210
I will report you for announcing your report
>>9046219
now you will be reported for your announcement of you reporting the reporter.
now you are fucked
>>9046238
Plz no
!!!ATTENTION ALL ANONS!!!
I like to report to you that this anon >>9046219 said that he will report this anon >>9046210 for commenting on this >>9046134 anons post.
This is very distressful, this is like drinking dark roasted coffee that was covered with toxic mold before roasting,
coffee that was brewed and served by flame raging faggot barista at Starbucks
>>9046293
>flame raging faggot barista at Starbucks
The 9 Most Annoying People at Starbucks.
http://www.holytaco.com/9-most-annoying-people-starbucks/
Need help with buying an expresso coffee brewing unit for home use.
Will be making expressos once/day for 3 people.
Any models and price ranges suggestions very welcomed.
Thanks.
>>9046430
What's your real budget unless you want me to recommend a $20k setup
>>9046439
>What's your real budget
$500
>>9046444
Get a Nespresso machine
>>9046454
what's that ?
>>9046430
>expresso
Has this word now entered the mainstream nigger language that is American-English?
>>9046464
that would be, egzprezzo
>>9046464
Axe yo'self dis homes.
Why u hatin' on 'merica so bad dawg?
I gotz constipational rites and sheeit now, nigga.
We wuz presidential and all sorts o' mad shit, boy.
>t. White American milleniel.
>>9046464
People have been misspelling words since time immemorial.
>>9046487
The world has always had its retards, anon.
>>9046509
Are you retarded?
>>9046509
pedos secret talk, I'm sure
Why do 75% of the posts in these threads these days seem like they're made by a bot set up by an 11 year old third-worlder?
>>9046550
There are only like 5 of us that actually care about making good coffee.
>>9046580
>There are only like 5 of us that actually care about making good coffee.
Yes, I'm one of the 5 heroes here.
I always WARN other anons about health danger of drinking dark roasted coffee especially if that coffee was covered with toxic mold before roasting.
>>9040328
>>9039080
>>9037248
>>9037743
Snobbery and poorfags aside, is this good enough to at least make decent espresso? https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00OS5MTCA/ref=dp_ob_neva_mobile
>>9046688
I have a small manual burr grinder that came with my french press but the press itself was only $35 so I'm doubting the grinder is sufficient
>>9046688
>Give it a rest
Never.
Must expose dishonest greedy coffee industry poisoning unaware consumers selling to them substandard coffee and hiding factual scientific research into cancer causing effects of drinking wrong coffee.
>>9046731
Except you're preaching to the choir in here. Dark roast a shit even if it does or does not have this "toxic mold"
>>9046781
お前の終わることが絶対来るぞ
>>9046886
>お前の終わることが絶対来るぞ
fvck yu 2
reccie me a grinder for my moccmaster now
>>9047394
An Encore
>>9047662
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00018RRRK
what about this?
>>9047851
>it's <$500
Memes aside, the encore or virtuoso. If you want to keep below $100, the capresso 560 is pretty kino.
>>9047975
Refurbished from brand new is a $20 difference so might as well spring for a new one.
>>9049892
>bump
you just fucking spilled my coffee, asshole
>>9049940
>>9050577
Randyyyyy's guuut is full of dirty ol cheeseburgers
>>9050577
Although I've seen this a million times it always makes me laugh. The expression on that wenches face...
>>9050577
KEK, great come back anon
o shit, so funny
>>9050593
>Randyyyyy's guuut is full of dirty ol cheeseburgers
or maybe dark roasted coooffee
>>9051192
It wasn't a comeback. It's a bump gif
>>9051219
Are you old enough to be here?
Sometimes I just want one cup of coffee to help me poop.
>Boil water in microwave
>Dump into french press
>Dump in a few heaping spoonfuls of pre-ground
>Seattle's Best is way better than Starbucks
>Like, at least 20% better
>Push the plunger down
>Stare at it like a retard for three minutes
>Pour it into a cup with store bought sweet cream
>Drink the coffee
>Immediately have to shit
>Mission accomplished
What meme did I fall for? 'Merica!
>>9051270
Put the coffee in the press first and don't plunge until the end
All about the 9$ personal french press from amazon and pre ground coffee from the store. Just steep it for 2 minutes instead of 4 and your golden.
>>9051270
The one thing that keeps me from drinking coffee all day is having to wash my french press because it smells awful and I didn't wash it the day before.
I should get one of those pourover cones.
>>9051455
Wash it while your coffee cools down, dumbdumb
>>9051471
Why would I wait?
It's the perfect temperature when it comes out.
>>9051455
are you a lazy fuck? Five minutes tops.
Got a Vietnamese coffee cup and I can only report that it's not actually better than instant coffee. I should def test it with a higher quality coffee but I was more than a little surprised. SO is a barista but also does not believe fresh coffee is so much worse than instant. I'm starting to believe the main thing I should concern myself with is a frother or milk steamer. Thoughts?
I instant coffe like also but in my cuntury I can not that always buy it for me self to drink. But I had it before and my memori is good about that coffe type.
Realy enjoying verymuch. And youi do youi like it also. Please tell.
>>9051475
Are you letting it brew for ten minutes? Are you not preheating the press or your mug?
>>9051531
3 minutes
why would I preheat the press or the mug?
what hipster shit is this?
I'm just too lazy to wash my press after making coffee
>>9051538
You preheat the press so the temperature doesn't drop so much during extraction and the mug so it keeps the coffee warmer longer
>>9051544
I have a thermos for that.
>>9051548
you fu-king asshole, you made me laugh with this post.kek
Is a machine like this any good or just overpriced drip machine?
https://www.amazon.com/Coffee-Carafe-CF092-Cookbook-Tumbler/dp/B01KA7VWWC/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1497508798&sr=1-1&keywords=Ninja%2BCoffee%2BBar%2BGlass%2BCarafe%2BSystem&th=1
>>9036990
I drink instant coffee.
Is there any reason why I should drink real coffee?
>tfw Walmart only has the breakfast blend and Premium roast 1lb tins and not the superior French Roas
Anyone use those ceramic pour over cones from Harrio? I want to get one to upgrade from my Melitta but I am not sure if it is worth having to special order the conical filters. I usually pour from my electric kettle, would I have to get one of those autistic goose neck kettles made specifically for pour over brewing?
>>9052693
I have a V60. I like it. Since you don't have one already, a gooseneck would probably a better investment at this point than a ceramic cone. You should have one for your melitta regardless. Also the ceramic cone is much more efficient at fucking with your brew if you aren't autistic about it, because it can lower the brew temperature unless you preheat it. With that said, I like mine, because aesthetics. I generally use an aeropress though, which is like the opposite of aesthetics, and has cheaper filters.
>>9052693
If you want an "upgrade" but don't want to buy Jewish proprietary filters, get a Bee House. If you've already got your pour down using a normal kettle with your Melitta, a gooseneck is kind of meh
>>9052868
>but they seem like a pain on the ass to clean.
You don't need to clean/wash them with water right after making coffee, just shake most of the wet coffee grounds out of it and let it dry for few hours or from morning till evening
just let the metal filter sit on the plate or whatever that air can move freely around it and after the coffee grounds dry out just shake them off and then rinse it with water.
It will be much less work washing and much less water used doing that way then washing right after brewing.
Experiment.
>>9052868
If you want oils, use a french press. Using a metal filter for pourover is shit because the water flies through. You'll have to grind very fine to compensate and you'll end up with a goddamn mess
>>9052902
Also, the oils aren't like some revelation or anything. If you're using a good ratio like 16:1, your coffee already has a lot of body. Although, you should get a french press just because you should
>>9052920
I would get a french press but my hario hand grinder sucks for coarse grinds and I don't feel like shelling out $180 for a LIDO.
>>9052930
You don't need a coarse grind. Do a med-coarse grind and brew for less time like ~3 minutes. Coarse grind is a meme
Does anyone else do a butter roast? You fry the beans in butter instead of roasting, it's hella comfy.
If my tongue gets coated after drinking coffee, what did I do wrong?
>>9041046
no, but recently I've found it hard to concentrate with or without coffee
>>9052999
Coated with what, dicks?
>>9053024
yes
>>9052939
>Coarse grind is a meme
What did he mean by this???
>>9053041
It's not necessary for any brew method and no grinder is great at it so why even bother
>>9053051
The word meme doesn't mean something is a falsehood.
Is English your first language?
>>9053065
Is this your first day?
>>9053066
Absolutely not.
Just trying to help.
>>9053072
Everything is a meme. We established that in like 2012
>>9053074
Obviously. It's just curious why you felt the need to make such a statement which by your own admission is self evident.
>>9053077
He's a fucking retard mate, that's the issue.
>>9053077
So, why did you question it in the first place?
>>9052475
Ninja in general is overrated.
>>9053065
it has taken on a new meaning, like cuck.
Suggest me some non acidic beans that are good with a bit of milk.
I bought some yirgachefe the other and while it's good, acidic coffee in the morning makes my stomach hurt.
>>9053485
You sure you're not underextracting? Lighter roasts usually need a finer grind
Can anyone suggest a decent drip machine, i like coffee but i'm a college student that can't rationalize nearly $1000 for a set-up, maybe 200 max.
>>9053901
I don't even see how you could spend more than $50 on your whole setup unless you splurge on an expensive burr grinder.
>>9053901
I'd say Technivorm or a Bonavita but if you're just going to put Maxwell House in it, you may as well just get a Black & Decker
>>9043399
nice $180 piece of shit bro
>>9052920
>Although, you should get a french press just because you should
I used high quality french press to make coffee but the coffee was coming out shitty no matter what I did to improve it.
So now is being used as a piss carafe and is next to my bed at night. Great invention.
Brewing coffee in french press is stupid because you have to grind your coffee beans course and course coffee doesn't give you nice full extraction.
And cleaning french press is complicated.
Just use your french press ass a pissing vessel like I do.
>>9054012
Maybe you should continue reading that post chain.
>>9054016
what post chain?
>>9054036
The one that says you don't need a coarse grind for french press.
>>9054056
then the faggot will complain that he gets coffee grinds on the bottom of the cup.
french press is a very bad meme.
use only to piss in it, it works great for that purpose, I did it many many times.
>>9054070
You'll get fines (sludge) no matter what. The point is, only the fines get through, so you can use any grind that's bigger than that. You don't have to use a coarse grind and brew for 6 minutes like everyone says. You can use a grind a bit bigger than drip and just brew for like 3 minutes
>>9054042
>buy a good french press.
the only good french press is this model ESPRO-PRESS COFFEE MAKER
much better design and concept than the traditional french crap press.
Glass carafe is better in my opinion than stainless steal.
http://espro.ca/espro-press/
>>9054081
I fell for the espro meme as well. I got the P3 which is the P5 without the stainless trims. The P5 has no advantage over the P3 aside from looking shiny. Their vacuum-insulated carafes are good but I have no use for it as I transfer extracted coffee straight to my cup/insulated thermos.
>>9054077
You get no fines with the espro unless you *really* tip the carafe to get the last drops. You will have to do this a few times to get the sludge to your cup.
>>9054012
>he can't get a good cup from a french press
can you even tie your own shoes?
>>9054102
>I fell for the espro meme as well. I got the P3
1.Are you happy over all that you got it or you think it was waste of money.
2.Did you had regular french press before to compare how they differ.
3.Did you bought it because of my suggestions,
4. if you did, are you mad or happy with my suggestion
>>9054125
5. Would you like to get together and "sword fight"
>>9054117
>can you even tie your own shoes?
in Africa we don't need shoes you raging faggot
>>9054131
fuck off you raging disgusting faggot
>>9054160
>I didn't post it that 5. question
>mfw it's too late
I don't think I've ever had proper coffee lads. All I ever drink is instant and McDonalds black coffee. Is there really much difference between the types?
i've been mixing in a spoon of nesquik with my coffee lately
its quite good
>>9054623
McDonalds coffee is actually pretty kino
>>9054623
>All I ever drink is instant and McDonalds black coffee. Is there really much difference between the types?
Christ yes. Go find a hipster faggot coffee shop and have them make you a pourover
>>9054661
No, it's not. Just because Consumer Reports said it was better than the gas station doesn't mean it's good
What's a good french press to start with? I don't want to buy some walmart-quality shit, but I'm also not looking to drop a paycheck or two on a setup.
>>9054683
Bodum Brazil
$20 on Amazon or at Target. The Chambord model is like $40 if you want the traditional fancy look
>>9054674
I'm going to do this anon. Honestly its such a meme reddity reason but I've been watching a lot of twin peaks, and it's made me want to taste good coffee.
>>9054683
>What's a good french press to start with?
>>9054081
>>9054102
>>9054125
>>9054141
>>9054160
>As to your answers on other points I'm glad it worked out, especially that the price was not outrageously high at all.
WARNING !!!
WARNING !!!
WARNING !!!
I'M closely monitoring this thread and if I see you faggots talking about under $500 coffee grinders I will lose it, I swear
>>9054723
I have a 17oz Kenya. It's perfect for one regular size mug (~13oz)
>tfw Prime Now is now available in my city and I think I'm going to order a V60 tomorrow afternoon for the fuck of it
>>9055244
My condolences to you in that case
stop interrupting me you fuckers, I'm setting up my moka pot to make me a cup of cofi
>>9055314
OK, you can start posting again.
I made delish cup of cofi.
>>9055314
>>9055517
Brewing in aluminum.
>>9055520
no I put my aluminum moka pot away
got good quality thick walls stainless steel model
>>9055549
If you're brewing in anything other than a pressurized vapor chamber using filtered air you're leeching toxins into your coffee
>>9055867
????????????????
wtf you talking about
>>9055870
He is talking about toxins anon.
Speaking of toxins, is there a coffee company that advertises their beans as being free of toxic mold other than the bulletproof meme guy? I want my French roast to only give me a moderate amount of cancer.
>>9055979
>He is talking about toxins anon.
yes OK, but toxins from where?
>>9055994
From the air anon. You are breathing them in right now.
>>9055304
wat
>>9056446
>wat
>>9056578
You dick, I was gonna post that one
SAY WAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER
Say What Again One More Time - Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY-50K33qKk
>>9056446
>wat
Very important that you watch this full version clip and learn from it.
PULP FICTION Say What Again I Dare You HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wEnb9yIoes
>>9056616
fvck I need super strong cofi after watching this
and I will never say "wat" again. kek
Wow a covefefe thread! XD
Wassup guys
>>9056625
wat?
How do people drink their coffee so fucking hot? I've seen people finish cups before the coffee cooled past the point where drinking it would cause my tongue to be burned for days.
>>9056708
You ever heard of retard strength
one of the best coffee threads ever!
I love it
>>9056712
wat?
>>9056755
A lot of people who are mentally retarded also happen to be incredibly strong and have a very high pain tolerance. I don't know what this is called in the medical community but the common slang for it is "retard strength".
>>9056752
wat
>>9057041
Anon clearly said its one of the best coffee threads ever and he loves it.
Whoever makes the next thread, make it a battlestation one. These threads are boring with no OC
I just drink whatever swill is in the break room at the shop. It has caffeine, that's all I care about.
>>9057304
Just get caffeine pills, ya junkie
>>9057293
Agreed. We need some OC in this bitch
>>9057529
>OC
?
>>9057564
Californnniiiiaa
>>9057570
>Californnniiiiaa
>Californnniiiiaa is CA not OC ?
>>9057611
You can't come back until you've watched it
>>9057622
bullshit. OC stands for Organic Coffee.
>>9057293
where is the next coffee thread