You have 13 seconds to name a better hot sauce.

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Umm excuse me?

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>>9035977
back off???

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>>9035977
This

>>9035977
the chipotle variety

>>9035977
Cepoguzac

>>9035977
harissa

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>>9035977
I like several varieties and brands of hot sauces because I'm not a basic bitch that needs to pick just one.

>>9036036
You got me there.

>>9036044
yeah this

i usually have a few on the go at one time. even if i have to throw one out because i didn't use it fast enough, it's better than having the same flavor on everything all the time

>>9035977
Might as well use vinegar

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Pussies, the lot of you.

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>>9035977
Check and mate.

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GOAT
Significant heat and extreme flavor with zero "burnt asshole" pepper extract aftertaste, because zero pepper extract.

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>>9036163
>not extracting your peppers.

>>9036034
never enough of this

>>9036035
>mildly spicy vinegar

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>>9035977

>>9036188

Great stuff for its heavily salted flavour. Not the most nuclear going but highly reccomended still. I love putting it in lasagne.

>>9035977
I like walking around hotel floors just to scout out for meals that people leave outside their room because they usually have those mini tobasco bottles still unopened.

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>>9036372

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>>9036075
>not the extra spicy version

What is tapatio?

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>>9036401

>>9036183
You just described tobasco

Sriracha

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I dont suck no dick for no man

my dickjuice

>>9035977
Tabasco jalapeno flavor

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Out of the way plebs, Immortal God Emperor of all Hot Sauces coming through.

>>9039631
This is my second favorite behind >>9036163

>>9039631
Same

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Blair's Ultra Death.

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>>9039631
Isn't even a contest

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>>9035977

>>9040009
>le salty meme man shills a hot sauce

>>9036034
tasty stuff but i wish it was spicier.

>>9040090
Fuck off you've never tried it.

>>9040064
knows whats up

>>9036034
So good in beef stir fry

>>9035977
I love all kinds of hot sauces I have at least 14 different types in my pantry, Tabasco how ever is my absolute favorite, Tabasco is by no means hot it just taste amazing I use it on eggs, pizza, mix it with bbq sauce ranch and blue cheese, I love it with turkey ya I'm weird but its just so good.. goes great clam chowder I can go on on but hell ya

crystal

>>9036050
I always have Tabasco in my fridge its a staple but with that I usually have 3 to 4 other different hot sauces open as well. I like variety even though Tabasco is fav

>>9036067
Lol this is one of the 5 bottles I have open in fridge right now I like the heat its good, also have Tapitio opened, Franks, Tabasco and a chipotle sauce opened

>>9036075
This is a good one too love it on eggs, one my favorites to put on popcorn for sure!

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If it doesn't have a qt on the bottle I'm not interested

>>9039983
Blairs is pretty good my favorite part about it is getting the keychain lol, to me their sauce is can be to hot and all you taste is just the extreme heat, for heat I like a good sauce from ghost pepper seems like use it right has amazing flavor and good heat

>>9040064
never heard of this this hot sauce I'll look it up later tonight and try order it

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>>9035977
U-um wew yeah guys hot sauce...

You guys need to try a Cheese Crisp!!
Just get a tortilla put cheese on it and your favorite hot sauce put it in the oven till it crisp up and eat the fucker its such a good snack

valentina

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>>9035977
This may not be viewed as a traditional hot sauce, it it technically is. For Mexican food, this stuff is really good. Just had about an ounce with a handful of tortilla chips and now the back of my tongue feels like it was scraped raw. It makes El Monterey frozen burritos taste better than any other topping I've used on them.

Gonna make a nice bean dip with it sometime this week.

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This one's a sweet, hot. Not as vinegary as Tabasco, Made with cane syrup. Makes it mo beddah.

>>9036036
How does that one compare? Necer seen it in stores.

My fave is the Chipotle version.

>>9040982
chipotle is GOAT, I bought the big half gallon jug off of amazon and just refill the small bottles with it, saves so much money.

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>>9035977
Alwadi>Tobasco

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>>9041143
Allahu ackbar.

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>>9035977
Ayyo

>>9035977
tapatio, cholula, franks red hot, sambal oelek.

>>9037795
I love Cholula in all versions. But it is barely hot enough to deserve to be called hotsauce. As a result I use up a lot of it to get any real effect.

And the bottles are almost 5 bucks in the import aisle of my local retailer.

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>>9040633

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>>9035977
Game over

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>>9041581
Nice choice. What are your favourite dishes to use it on?

>>9039631
Mi amigo

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Hi

>>9035977
>>9036035
Dis

>>9040009
I buy Billy Mitchell's hot sauce at Arcade Expo every year. He actually makes some good stuff

So many hot sauces are absolute trash. Tobasco is the only consistently tolerable one. That's why it's on restaurant tables.

>>9042075
>Tobasco
I see this a lot on here. Is it a regional spelling?

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>>9042007
I'm originally from louisiana and this is trash to me.

>>9042095
No, it's just retards who can't spell.

Same concept as those fuckwits who insist on putting apostrophes on every word that ends with an S even if it isn't possessive.

i.e.
>what kind of beer's do you guy's like the best?

>>9042095
Of all the boards this one has to have some of the worst spelling and grammar. Several posts in this thread, and another I have just been on, make fuck all sense. I get that many posters may not have English as a first language and perhaps this board attracts more of them. Just something I have noticed recently. Or maybe more drunk folk frequent this board. I have no answer to your question though, sorry.

mechalaany hot pepper paste. tobasco is bullshit

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>>9035977
sure thing, here's one

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>>9039631
This. pic unrelated.

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>>9042145
>>9042148
>getting one letter wrong on the name of a fucking brand is the same thing as not understanding a fundamental part of English grammar

>>9042205

It's exactly one character that's incorrect in both cases so I see them as the same degree of error.

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>>9042205
I was noticing a great deal of bad grammar and poor spelling on this board and he asked a question about spelling, my post was relevant but not to his question.

>anime
I would say it is you who is needing castrated but there is zero chance of you mating.

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>>9040608
my nigga

>>9040648
my brother

>no Texas Pete

>>9036035
>sweet vinegar with a small hint of spice
>>9039631
I love this shit
except when it numbs my tongue

>>9036034
what is it with chinese sauces and cocks?

>>9040629
I love all of melindas sauces. Habanero and naga Jolokia are GOATTTT

habanero tabasco is better.

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>>9036067
this is better, the flavor of the pepper itself is wild.

>>9044627
I have that, it's delicious and hot but doesn't completely destroy your mouth like Blair's

>>9044619
Agreed

>>9040629
Need to try that shit

>>9042007
Has a good heat sensation but Cyrstal is better

>>9042417
Mexican ketchup. I don't care if it's "authentic"

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>>9035977
Heartbreaking dawns hot sauce is fucking great.
Few years ago i left a bottle of this in a small class for people to use during lunch and it was gone in a month.

>>9035977
Home made salsa verde

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>>9035977

i dont get some spicy freak that adds hot sauce until it completely numbs the whole mouth till the point they cant taste anything but the sensation of pain/

>>9045074
That's because you're a pussy.

When people make family trees, you're the sibling of the ancestor that no one cares about.

Heh heh, I got to type to a dead end!

JACKIE CHAN!

... Fuck

>>9045053
This

>>9041505
Compare it to Tabasco, though.

Marie Sharp's Exotic Sauce, and Dave's Total Insanity. I can't vouch for the others in those brands - I know standard Insanity just tastes like liquid bitter, for example. But those two are hot and delicious.

>>9045074
It's possible they have more tolerance for it than you do. I regularly eat delicious spicy food way too hot for my friends to handle, and they always claim they can't taste anything when they try it.

There's definitely a point at which the flavors of the food start to get drowned out by the flavors of the hot sauce, though. It's like drowning it in ketchup or soy sauce.

>>9035977
Anything.

>>9036036
Legit never seen this, its not even on the back of the box on my regular tobasco

>>9045328
>Texas Pete
>Crystal
>Frank's
>better than Tabasco
Man what.

>>9041494
I hate scotch bonnet peppers, I'm Indian and eat spicy food regularly but I had Jamaican food and that was the first time I had burning shits

>>9045337
Perhaps you forgot to have your boyfriend hold your purse for you?

Recommend me some sauce to use on my pizza. I use ketchup and ranch at the moment.

>>9045332
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here, is it a regional spelling?

>>9035977
Pretty much EVERY SINGLE HOT SAUCE IN EXISTENCE.
Tabasco is seriously a very very poor choice.

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>>9045516
>Perhaps you forgot to have your boyfriend hold your purse for you?

>>9039983
This is the one I've got on the go right now.
Had it for 6 months, added it EVERYTHING... still barely got past the neck of the bottle!
2 drops mixed into a meal is plenty... sometimes I put 3 in because I fucking love having my face melted clean off its skull.

>INSANE HEAT.
>INSANE SMOKEY FLAVOUR.

Easily the best hot sauce I've ever had to date.

>>9036163
>zero "burnt asshole"
It's a great sauce and its spicy as heck, no way you're going to enjoy this without having some pain later. I still have the same bottle I opened a year and a half ago, use it very sparingly.

>>9039631

Not enough green food dye

>>9045636
After years and years and years of eating spicy food I now am completely immune to lava sphincter.
Haven't had a painful shit in a few years now.
I add 800,000 scovile sauce to everyfuckingthing.