Anyone else run into this problem when trying to make guacamole?

>>9035029
red onions are better for guacamole

>avocadoes xddddddd
Also >image.jpg

>>9035029
Your avocados aren't even close to ripe.

Holy cow that avocado is too ripe. It won't taste very good. Kinda sour. A good rule of thumb is a dark skin, a tad squishy, and if you move the little nub on top and see green you should be good.

tl;dr no.

>>9035029
Those look like they need more time to simmer

>>9035029
Cut the avacado in half and remove the seed. Then cut each half in half so you have quarters. Once down to quarters you should be able to peel the skin right off.

>>9035036
white onions, not red.

>>9035029
>large black egg with green filling

The fuck???

>>9035127
>he doesn't know about green eggs and ham

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>Anyone else run into this problem when trying to make guacamole?

>>9035173
Wow anon, it only took you 10 posts.

Getting sloppy.

>>9035029
should of activated them first

>>9035222
>should of

Anon please

>>9035029
Which problem?
Having tiny little baby-soft hands?
Using a beat up plank instead of a proper cutting board?
Being an image.jpg phoneposter?
or falling for the avocado meme?

>>9035029
how raw is that avocado?

>>9035173
Because of images like this, every time avocados come up in casual conversation i make sure everyone knows how to properly seed an avocado.

>>9035347
Thanks for your commitment to public service anon. Just thinking of how many hands that you've saved.

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>>9035029
>>9035173
>tfw sunday funday is ruined

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>>9035029

>>9035748
You wouldn't believe how many people who eat avocados dont actually know how to remove the pit from an avocado.

no because I don't make cuckamole

>>9035173
>"Please clap..." :(

>>9035029
No
I'm actually trying to save for my first home so I don't eat avocados

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>burgers trying to aguacate.

¡JAJAJA!

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>>9035039
>>9035041

>>9035908
Slow and steady buddy. Jeb! 2016