Finish this sentence. I like my coffee _______.

I like my coffee like I like my wife. BLACKED.

>>9034816
Anyone who drinks coffee the same way over and over every day is a shit head with no taste. Espresso is great. Aeropress black coffee is great. V60 black coffee is great. Aeropress with milk is great. Lattes are great. Lattes with sugar are great.

Remove the "my" and the "_____" so it becomes "I like coffee"

The only coffee that has no place in society is french press

espresso

Like i like my children, in the dumpster.

With a bit of milk

>>9034816
like I like my women: ground up and stored in the freezer.

Black, though sometimes I like it with milk over ice.

>>9034823
>The only coffee that has no place in society is french press
Man, I just wanted a minimalist way of making coffee. With the right grind it tastes good to me. It's also handy for making cold brew.

niggers

>>9034816
down the drain

BEFORE I TALK TO ANYONE LOL

>>9034816
Hot.

>>9034816
espresso con cioccolato

I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL

>>9034816
>I like my coffee like I like my women, dark, bitter, and hot

>>9034942
HERE COMES THE BREAK
THE BREAK
THE BREAK

I like my coffee like I like my slaves

(Pause for effect)

Free. Wait, you thought I meant...? Wow, you are one racist bastard

>>9034957
SHUT
IT
UP

>>9034816
made properly

>>9034963
Holy shit, please fuck off back to read it

Like my niggers. Black and the hell away from me.

I like it scalding hot and thrown in a non-white person's face.

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>>9034942
WE WILL MAKE COFFEE
METAL
WE WILL MAKE EVERYTHING
METAL
BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK
TIMES INFINITY

>>9034816
tea

>>9034816
like I like my cocks: thicc, black, strong, and FRESH.

>I like my coffee made entirely from tea.

Go back to Amsterdam and America, coffee swilling plebs.

>>9034816
like i all my food - from mcdonalds

>>9035011
>doesn't know about Mindless Self Indulgence

kys

>>9034816
Without sugar and cream for a week, and I wanted to tell everyone

>>9034816
>>I like my coffee _______.
like I like my women. Two of them hot and fresh before breakfast.

de macaco

like i like my memes

>>9035228
UMA

>>9034823
>Anyone who classifies anyone on the basis of
>merely one preference is a shit head with no taste.
FTFY

>>9034816
like I like my women: black, bitter, preferably fair-trade.

With a splash of whole milk. Just enough to make it about the same color as fine brown Italian leather.

Is there anyone who actually likes skim in their coffee? Please explain how this is in any way palatable to you.

>>9034816
I like my coffee like my people. White, Strong and NO SUGAR

>>9036983
But sugar is commonly bleached, thus white.

>>9034816
soft smooth and sweet like my japanese underage girls

>>9034816
from central america somewhere, light - medium roasted, freshly ground, and brewed in a pourover

>>9034816
like I like my women, hot and full of my cream

>>9034816
Folgers, Med roast, black

i like my coffee coffee
t. coffee knower

Black, a touch of half n half occasionally, French press Columbian bean ground myself

>>9034816
with a bit of half&half or cream

>>9034816
>I like my coffee ______.
Like I like my field hands.... Black.

>>9034816
I like my coffee like I like my women.
[spoiler]I don't like women.[/spoiler]

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>>9034816
>I like my coffee _______.
because I'm a homosexual French/American and can't drink tea.
Coffee is for ponces.

>>9035271
DELICIA

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>>9034816
Hanged

>>9034816
in an avocado

>>9034942
Came here to post this

>>9034816
like I like my women. In puddles all over the floor.

>>9034816

like my brother likes his men, strong and black.

how I like my women, absolutely no pubic hair.

covfefe

without cream or sugar for a week. I thought you all should know that.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves.


Free.

I like my coffee hot and strong. Just like I like my women, hot and strong. And with a spoon in them

Dark roast black, otherwise with some sugar and whole milk

black, just like my metal

>>9034816
like I like my man, black and strong

>>9034816
BLACKED

Blackas midnight on amoonless night

Instant with way too much sugar and milk

I'm at risk for heart attack/stroke so I don't drink coffee anymore and am trying to lower my caffeine intake..

something something black dick jokes haha

>>9034942
I can't wait for you to shut me up

>>9034816
black, whatever you have. Freshly ground preferred, but I'm not picky.

>>9041610
stop being defective then

>>9034816
like I like my men, strong and black

Freshly roasted single-origin, i tend to prefer light roasts.

>>9034816
sweet

>>9034816

in the trash, where it belongs

>>9036611
Oh and your sauce needs more salt

A day old, refrigerated, and with some ice cubes.

with a scoop of protein powder

With two scoops of sugar

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>>9042693

in a plastic Maxwell House container from the freezer

>>9034816
"Crisp."

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>tfw fell for the sugar in the raw meme

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hot, and in a cup

>2 Machinetta/espresso shots extended with water and half a shot of liquor; amaretto or brandy. No sugar
>latte with honey
>doubleshot frappe with cacao liquor. No sugar
>Light-roast [spoiler] drip [/spoiler] with a dip of cinnamon stick on the tank, so light and brilliant you'd think it's tea
These are a few of my favorite things.

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>>9042321
>eating out of the trash

>>9034816
with butter and MCT oil, bro

Sometimes I will walk into a random diner and ask for a black coffee and right when the waitress hands me the coffee I pause her and take a sip, and I say "That is a fine cup of Joe!" and she always smiles but I don't think she really gets me so I order a cherry pie to give her an extra hint. The cherry pie usually sucks but I'll tell her that this pie must have died and gone to heaven and she might giggle but she still doesn't understand so I give her a thumbs up and record my experience into a cassette player.

>>9034816
poured into the anus of an anime girl.

>>9044590
Solid Choice

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>>9035011
Post yfw zakk wylde actually made this a reality

>>9034963

You remind me of someone I hate.

>>9034816
I like my pencils like I like my men. Yellow, with a crumbly #2. The coffee is great for the morning after.

>>9034942
i was going to post this actually

thank u

Like I like my women, cold and bitter.

>>9034816
>like I like my women
>ground up and in the freezer

>>9044818
>someone actually posted this ancient stupid joke.
Welcome to the Internet, kid.

>>9034963
suicide is the only option anon

>>9034816
CAFFEINATED AS FUCK

>>9034816
i like my coffee like my men, strong

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>>9044823
Then you want pic related

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>>9044831

>>9044831
Four cups of this shit a day got me through law school finals

>>9044890
Nursing school and 2 jobs for me. Life on 2 hours sleep a day was interesting to day the least.

>>9034823
tips fedora

>>9034823
>The only coffee that has no place in society is french press
fuck you

>>9034816
>I like my coffee _______.
with vodka and ice

>>9034816
nice and hot

>>9034816
In the bin

>>9034816
Brought to me in bed. I'm not picky, any coffee would do. Also any breakfast in bed while i read the morning paper.

>>9038790
Spotted the Aussie Millenial.

It's okay one day we'll be able to afford houses.

Like my men. Only after I've been drinking heavily and I'm feeling desperate and in the mood for something as thick, strong, and black as possible

>>9034816
medium rare

like:
i like my coffe
goto like

>>9034816
I like my coffee down the drain

>>9034816
With lotsa cream lotsa sugar.

Full of semen

>>9034816
Black like the bitches in the south.

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>>9034816
stouts

>>9034816
down the drain