Who was in the wrong here?

>>9033958
You for posting such a shit picture.

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>>9033958
>blueberries with chocolate
>activated almonds

Pete can just seriously go fuck himself

Joanna is a bully. Pete is pure.

>>9034185
this just made my fucking day you have NO idea

idk, can't find an ant to tell me what's on your picture

>>9034384
>>>facebook

Pete was in the wrong because he's a raging faggot, and even the media supports that

>>9034554
>A homemade coconut

>>9034570
learn to read

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>>9034581
learn to meme

>>9034581
He's right tho

>>9034581
There's always one who crawls out of the woodwork.

>>9034589
>a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin
it is a muffin with all of those things in it

the picture fucks me up though, what a bunch of bullshit.

>>9033958
These people that eat all the health meme crap always look terrible, it's hilarious.

>>9034596
>>9034588
Do you like rehashing the same unfunny shit over and over? Your and idiot.

>>9034607
I see what you did there.

>>9034604
Think about miserable your life would be if you had to focus that much energy on every single thing you ate throughout the entire day.

>>9034570
I don't care if that's not what it says.
Say "a homemade coconut" out loud. It's entertaining.

>>9033958
This post really activated my almonds.

>>9034631
>commas within lists confuse me
Retard.

>>9034384
welcome, friend
hope to see you in many productive cooking and food related threads

>>9034581
still gets me every time though

>>9033958
just think how tedious pete's existence must be, like, does he spend sixteen hours a day planning, shopping, preparing and eating food? fuck man just toss me a couple of mcchickens every eight hours

>>9034658
>a homemade coconut, carob, blueberry, goji and stevia muffin
There's no comma separating goji and stevia, so it can be implied that he had
>a homemade coconut
>some carob
>a blueberry
and
>a goji and stevia muffin

>>9034887
This. People who don't use the Oxford Comma are savages.

>>9034887
>a blueberry
Hang on... >>9024337

>>9034887
actually I'd read it more like
>a homemade coconut
>carob
>blueberry
>goji
and
>a stevia muffin

>>9034554
>a homemade coconut

anyone have a recipe for this?

>>9035141
>one coconut
>dirt
>water

>put coconut in ground. put water on the buried coconut into it turns into a coconut tree

>>9035163
that assumes you already have a coconut silly i want to make one from scratch

>>9035165
To make coconut, you must have coconut

>>9033969
first post
faggot post

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>>9035141
>>9035165
>>9036212
you must first invent the universe

>>9033958

>ambassador for a "healthy" "weight loss" brand/lifestyle
>has 11 inch noodle arms and the shoulder length of a pre-teen ballerina yet a 45 inch waistline muffintop
>probably 23% bodyfat if measured

I guess this qualifies as well above average in terms of fitness for america

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>>9035165
Kill an eel, bury its guts.

>>9034554
Did she respond to him after like...10 years?

>>9037218
This is in Australia, niggerfucker

>>9037588
The original version of that image included both

The version you saw 10 years ago had the response cropped out so that it appeared to be advocating something ridiculous

It was the precursor to today's screenshots of faked whats app conversations that appear to be showing a ridiculous case of social awkwardness between a male and a female, made for the sole purpose of getting attention on the internet and enticing people to soapbox about their insecurities

>>9034384

How come people are posting this gay shit? Is it summer?

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Okay Michael J. Fox stop fucking shaking for one second and take a non-blurry picture.

>>9033958
Joanna.
>Activated almonds are a real thing. It just means they were soaked to break down the the growth inhibitors that they have to prevent premature sprouting.
>Emu meat is god tier
>Nitpicking over the type of vinegar while admitting the distinction really doesn't matter
>Admits his meal plan is healthy as fuck but still raises all these stupid little nitpicks

Pete did nothing wrong.

>>9034554
I'd love to try this shit one day but in all honesty I don't even know what some of the ingredients are.

>>9033958

>carob is no healthier than chocolate

Bullshit!

>>9041093
>Sprouted Millet

>>9034554
>some roastie getting booty blasted over pete's god-tier discipline and meal planning
cropped version was better

>>9034554
Why does he eat all that weird shit? Just take a multivitamin and eat some normal breakfast.

>>9040050
that's women in a nutshell for you

>>9034384
>Here is your le upboat! XD

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>>9041173
So he can continue to look like shit but pretend to be better than everyone else

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>>9034185
>a yard of feta chesse

every fucking time

>>9037631
That's even worse 2bh

>>9041173
multivitamins are a meme you dense

>>9041427
>multivitamins are an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
You're a bit thick really.

>>9033958
Savage

>>9041436
thanks for this. I also hate the way people use that word.

>>9041349
what did i just see?

>>9041349
This. People who have no idea how to lose weight or get fit jerk themselves off to the idea that eating lots of exotic and expensive things with fancy names makes them better people. Realistically all they have to do is stop eating like fat cunts and go to the fucking gym.

He looks like a manlet too, so he'll never learn.

>>9033958
PETE BTFO

>>9034554
>sauteed vegies and cultured vegetables

I don't know why, but his inconsistency is really pissing me off.