do you like what you see? ;)

Looks like vomit desu

>>9033449
No.

If you actually tasted and seasoned it properly, and it also comes with some after dinner head, I don't see any problem with that being a quick weeknight meal.

>>9033449
>do you like what you see? ;)
Learn about the rule of thirds maybe

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>>9033449
One time my dog was out in the corner of the yard for a long time. I called her in and later that night she was drinking a lot of water and looked sick. Then I realized that she had eaten her own shit. Soon after she vomited all over the floor. It looked like raw egg, but a little thicker, and with brownish greenish chunks in it.

Your dish reminds me of it.

>>9033568
not op, but this was an interesting google, thanks

Looks like something white flyover ''''people''''' would eat as a ''''treat'''''.

All food must be heaped on a plate so that it is basically overflowing, in this way we can be reassured that we will end the meal feeling full, which is basically the definition of a good meal. Then, after feeling full, enjoy a 20 oz diet soda, because I'm on a diet lol. Wine is a conspiracy to make me feel dumb, but since we are celebrating a treat, I shall partake of a glass of your finest house pinot grigio. Please allow me to sniff the cork first, I hear that is what real connasures (sp?) do to prove that they're in on the conspiracy to make me feel dumb.

For dessert, perhaps some of that fashionable trendy new flourless volcano cake that's taken the Darden Group luxury gourmet restaurant community by storm.

Tip? Here's a tip, get a real job. This tip will be a useful lesson to you because it comes from me, a patrician who makes over $20k a year.

You forgot to take the tail off

>>9033799
the tail is usually consumed too, my burger friend.

>>9033799
>he doesnt eat shrimp whole

I bet you throw away the apple core as well fucking food waster

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>>9033723

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>>9033799
>take the tail off

I would eat OPs meal and enjoy it with some gar' bread