>eat almond >lips go numb

>>9031765
>THIS NIGGA DIE YALL
>OH SHIT WHITE BOI
>HOPE YOU GOTZ YO F-HAIRS IN ORDAH AHAHAHAHAHA

>eat peach
>scratchy throat

>>9031990
I get that when I eat avocados
not gonna stop me though

>>9031765
This Happens to me with bell peppers.

>eat orange or grapefruit
>lips start burning

>>9031765
You got to activate them first, numbnuts.

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>>9031765
>>9031990
>>9032004
>>9032024
>>9032027
wtf is wrong with you people

>>9031765
>eat potato
>mouth gets irritated
>eat fruit
>skin breaks out around nose/mouth
at least i can have gluten and lactose, i guess

>Genetic Inferiority, the Thread

>>9032065
The Nazis lost.

>>9032065
mild allergies
you gotta fuckin problem with that

>>9032082
As someone with literally zero allergies I'd be pretty damn embarrassed if eating a grape made my lips burn or some other gay nonsense, I sure as hell wouldn't share it with the world, even anonymously.

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>eat pineapple
>my tongue its gone

>>9032120
you a girl?

>>9032065
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_allergy_syndrome

>>9032004
same and same

>>9032004
>>9032187
Avocado allergies are a thing?

>>9031765
Almonds with cyanide don't taste good, they taste bitter.

>>9032120
>>9032129
LONDON

>>9031765
>Eat potato crisps
>get cancer sore
>face feels like its dissolving for the next two weeks

>use types of toothpaste that aren't aquafresh
>taste buds get knocked out for at least a week

what in the fuck

>>9031765
The more times you have mild allergic reactions to food, the more likely it is that you'll suffer anaphylaxis in the future.

>>9032713
>cancer sore

>Eat melon
>Mouth and throat start going numb

Fuck.

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>Eat ugly ass flavorless balloon fish
>Body starts going numb

Fuckku.

>Eat jalapenos
>Top of my head (near the crown) starts to itch

Have no fucking idea why

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>Eat a bag of sugar free candy
>Have diarrhea for a day and a half.

>eat tomato
>mouth stinging

>Drink coffee
>Eye eczema

>>9033389
If I put too much hot mustard on something it makes it feel like the top of my head is burning. I think it's just making your sinuses burn, but it kind of feels like the top of your head.

>eat fois gras
>anal prolapse

>>9032525
pls b ther

>>9033381
Underratto

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>>9031765
>Eat cheese
>Brow starts to sweat

>drink out of can
>let the tab touch my nose
>my tear ducts suddenly feel cold

>>9032091
>I sure as hell wouldn't share it with the world, even anonymously.
why not?

>eat melon
>throat closes
>have seizure

Feels bad

>>9032206
This may come as a shock but you can be alergic to damn near anything

>eat banana
>fingernails fall off and credit score drops

>>9032129

Are you kidding?

>eat blue M&M
>tongue swells, hair starts graying. infertile for a week

>eat raw red onion in sandwich
>mouth gets strange taste to it, feels like smalls cuts in mouth

Anyone else get this?

>>9032091
>Be autistic
>Shitpost

>>9035049
I hear epinephrine is selling like hot cakes in Australia and Canada

>>9031765
>be 12
>eating shrimp
>starts getting hard to breath
>throat shuts, pass out
>but not before my mom finally yells out that I'm allergic to shrimp

The fuck did you buy it for mom

>>9033389
Referred pain

>eat delissio
>scratch the roof of my mouth

>eat banana
>throat closes up
maybe I should stop deepthroating it

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>>9031765
>Eat walnuts
>swell horribly, itch everywhere, hard to breathe
>eat cashews
>horrible stomach cramps, hard to breathe
>eat pecans
>stomach cramps, itching, swelling
>eat pistachios
>swell up, lips numb
>eat hazlenuts
>COMPLETELY FUCKING FINE CAN EAT WHOLE BAGS NO PROBLEM WHATSOEOVER
thanks, genetics. Pic is from when I decided to 'test my walnut allergy' by having a slice of pie someone gave me. My face is so fucking swollen in this picture, even my eyelids were bulging out.

>>9036722
You're probably lying, cashews are fruit seeds and not nuts so they shouldn't affect you.

>eat something
>no birth defects that make food dangerous

You people need to be hanged.

>>9036777
Trips confirm, sorry guys.

>>9031765
>eat food
>digest it
What the fuck stomach?

>>9031765
I only get this with raw almonds. Apple skins too.

>>9032054
he said his lips went numb, you dip shit.

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>>9033523

>eat apples
>intestines burst through stomach wall

>>9036771
I'm allergic to a bunch of random shit. Can't do bananas or else I get very strong stomach cramps that last over a day. cashews make me feel terrible. It's not just a single nut allergy.

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>>9031765
>eat gluten
>get painful sores on legs

>eat mcchicken
>agree that it is indeed the best fast food sandwich

>Eat nothing
>Starve

>>9031765
>eat bag of dorritos
>pimples all over the nose and mouth

>>9031765
>eat macadamia nuts
>feel so sick

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>eat gluten
>dick flies off

>drink directly out of milk bag
>leave mouth residue around the hile

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>>9031765

>>9031765
>eat pizza
>diarrhea that burns

>eat apples
>tree sprouts out of my fucking stomach

>>9031765
>Eat nothing
>Get hunger pains

>>9031990
>>9032004
>>9032065
>>9032187
>>9032206


Avocados, bananas, and latex I believe cause the same allergic reaction.

I never liked bananas cause they made my throat feel weird.
Avocados made my cheeks feel tired
My mom developed a strong latex allergy in her later years.

but now as far as I know Im not allergic to anything. I can eat bananas and avocados all day long.

>>9033399
Can you still buy that same shit that causes the shits? asking for a friend

>>9036777
This. All you fucking peanut allergic ass holes are ruining it for the rest of us. fuck your safe space, eat nuts, and die.

>>9039468
Yeah, get sugar free gummi bears from Amazon

>>9037699
>leave mouth residue around the hile
you are the worst kind of person

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>>9032070

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>eat produce
>pic related

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I wish I could bully all the weak bodied "people" in this thread

>Eat pasta
>Fingers start to pinch

>Eat steak
>finish
>put plate in dishwasher

Happens every time

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holy fuck this thread is filled with genetically inferior subhumans

>>9040553
i have a dish washer, but never use it
always hand wash