do women talk about food and cooking when they're alone?

no

they talk about how small your dick is

>>9031364

Why would anyone talk if they were alone?

No shit sherlock. The way to the heart is through the stomach.

>dem stockings
This has to be porn. Please tell me this is from porn.

>>9031372
beat me to it

>>9031372
Goddamnit. Exact words I was gonna use and everything.

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>>9031375
>Why would anyone talk if they were alone?
Haha, yeah, what kind of weirdo would do that? You'd have to be a real freak to talk to yourself. lol

>>9031378
http://www.lindseyjonesmakeup.com/blog/2011/11/16/makeup-party

It's been used on 4chan and 2ch as "laughing girls" footage. Doesn't seem to be porn. I'm as sad as you.

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>>9031364
>do women talk about food and cooking when they're alone?

They may talk about food but they sure don't talk about cooking, as most (American) women can't boil water let alone actually cook something edible.

>>9031364
The lass on the left looks like my wife's sister

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>>9031364

Wew lad

>>9031364
Women don't talk to each other when alone. They just stare into space while standing rigidly in one spot, spasming occasionally. If left alone long enough, they'll build a nest and lat their eggs. For them it's a nice break from pretending to be human.

>>9031364
No not normally.
I could only see this happening if they were apart of a cooking club or something similar. Women don't traditionally cook anymore so it's not a common topic among us. I cook but most of my friends do not, they go out for most meals.

What women are talking about behind your back:

White Women:
> talk about themselves, and how everything in the world is about them "me me me me me"

Black Women:
> talk about how little Jerome is failing school & how its the white people's fault Jerome's daddy be in prison

Asian Women:
> talk about your salary, what car you drive, and you (lack) ambitions in life and how they can get a nice free ride. Occasionally, cooking.

Latina Women:
> talk about how Ricardo is sleeping with every whore in town, but we'll take him back because god damn, he just so hot!

Muslim Women
> " "

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>>9031984
got some anger?

>>9031941
kek

>>9031984
I've dated white, spics, and east and west Asians, pretty spot on.

>>9031372
God damn. Knocked the wind right out of me with that one.

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>>9031984
It's sad how accurate the latina one is.
Had a latina boss that talked shit about everyone in the building, and was a two faced cunt that got people she didn't like fired.

The asian one is also correct, learned that the hard way. But at least it helped me get rid of my yellow fever. Thank god.

>>9031984
Everything reasonable except for the asian woman wanting a free ride. Simply untrue. They sacrifice their ass off for the family unit. If you believe differently you've only known asian whores and never observed an asian female control the family destiny.

That's why the superior combination is asian and white. Superior physical strength and moderate intelligence with superior intelligence and a fierce family loyalty that will make a white woman drop her jaw and gasp in horror.

>>9031364
yes, especially when we're high together. Its actually sexually arousing sometimes.

>>9032210
We all know you're a girl (male), but go on...

>>9031984
>Muslim Women
>> " "

kek

I get it.

>>9032138
>you've only known asian whores and never observed an asian female control the family destiny.

lol

stop fucking bragging about yourself 'tiger mom'

>>9032103
o. m. G! will you look at that cats little hands!!!!?

>>9031984
So very accurate. Well done anon well done.

>>9031378
Believe it or not, sometimes girls just like to wear stockings.

>>9032374
I hope someone chops off the BREEDER'S hand for willfully crippling cats like that.

>>9031984
This nigga knows what's up

>>9031984
As a white woman, last few times I hung out with more than one woman the conversation was completely on snapchat, which I don't have because I have no room on my phone for that shit, so I just texted my mom the whole time pretending like I mattered.

They talk about wine, shoes, backstabbing bitches, and what to order to sober up and pass out...then fuck off, I'm a legal secretary somehow...

They just get together and have dildo parties where one of them signed up for a "job" to have a certain amount of parties that season. All the women come over, they drink wine and talk all kinds of shit on their men, then fuck each other with the dildos while the eldest one gets stuck putting them in the dishwasher after and the pack leader may sell one dildo to Jenny Whitesox who decided she really liked the rabbit ear dildo. It's like a tupperware party but with dildos and not a fake thing.

>>9031364
Fuck, kill, marry, kiss

>>9033081
I choose not. Lying fuck

>>9032263
it's a meme ya dip
fucking beefig

>>9031984
your asian women is wrong, that's American-Asian women.

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>>9033104
>It thinks it's a woman

Women don't ever go on 4chan

Now show me your feminine penis slut