How to improve upon the classic PB&J?

Replace the PB with bacon.
Replace the J with lettuce & tomato.

>>9023094
French toast instead of regular bread
Maple bacon in the middle
You're welcome.

Put it in the oven when it's all assembled.

>>9023094
Use more PB. At least 3/8 inch thick

Inb4 crunchy faggots

toast it or grill it on a pan.

make a peanut butter jelly banana dog

Add some brie

>>9023094
Thin layer of peanut butter on both slices of bread, this prevents jelly from soaking into the bread and making it soggy. Also add fruit slices and honey

>>9023132
jesus, how slowly do you eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that the jelly makes the bread soggy?

>>9023094
You can't improve upon it. Simplicity is the point of it. It's either a cost effective, tasty meal or something negligent parents feed fussy children, depending on your perspective. But there's no way to dress it up to make it better. You either like it or you don't.

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>>9023094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>9023097
This guy fucks

>>9023097
You forgot replace the bread with battery and fried chicken breast

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>>9023094
Fat Elvis is superior
PB and Pickle is superior

>>9023094
Put a thin to moderate amount of mayo on the outsides of the bread and toast it on a hot skillet.

>>9023094
Cut the crust off :^)

>>9023094
I put a slice of american cheese in between. You get to taste the sweet and savoury and it's really good.

>>9023287
What's a Fat Elvis?

Replace the jelly with honey.

>>9023135
Some people pack lunch, ya retard.

Bitter chocolate bits.

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>>9023307
It's what I gave your mom last night.

>>9023094
remove the J

>>9023105
You'd have to be a goober to buy smuckers.

>>9023094
remove the jelly

>>9023376
Why?

you're gonna think i'm trolling but try adding salt to the peanut butter before assembling the sandwich, it's like adding salt to any other thing, it slightly enhances the flavor, don't add more than a pinch unless you really like salt

>>9023352
You're fat?

>>9023387
Elvis is what I named my benis

>>9023381
Tastes old. Fresh jelly is easy to make, I highly recommend it.

>>9023376
I'm a goofy goober

>>9023395
Do you grind your own peanuts and bake your own bread too?

It's a lazy sandwich anon, nobody is that particular about it.

>>9023412
Even grow my own wheat and mined ore and cast the tools to do it all.

>>9023218
This is the most pretentious bullshit I've ever heard relating to fucking poor food. It's like if someone got mad at how I made fucking Kool-Aid. I'm surprised that this bitch didn't insult me for not eating my PB&J while drinking cucumber water made from Himalayan snow.

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>>9023276

>>9023307
A fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. That is, fried in butter ala grilled cheese.

>>9023482
>It's like if someone got mad at how I made fucking Kool-Aid.
You've obviously never hung out with black people.

>>9023094
Remove J
Add Sambal Badjak

Just a little bit of finely chopped onion either mixed in or on top of the peanut butter.

>>9023655
It's called a Fools Gold, milleniel anon.
A Fat Elvis is a burger.

>>9023390
Because it's missing?

>>9023094
Do americans really eat this?

Seriously though I'm 29 and I've never tried it. It looks fucking disgusting. hell, peanut butter on bread looks fucking disgusting as it is.

>>9023815
Nah, it's just fat and bloated and smells like cheeseburgers.

>>9023827
What kind of sandwiches do you usually eat?

>>9023841
I don't have them often because they're shit tier diet wise and I lift, but when I do I usually have ham+strong cheddar+ cucumber/lettuce, mayo or salad cream. Peanut butter and jelly together on a sandwich just looks fucking disgusting.

>>9023827
It's sweet and salty

It's a classic for a reason

Though a lot depends on the ingredients you use and how they match up

>>9023094
Honey, bananna slices, butter

>>9023094
Make grape jam
Make peanut butter
Make a standard pullman loaf with sourdough culture and flour you ground yourself
Assemble sandwich

Wala

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>>9023094
into the trash

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>make buttered toast
>apply CRUNCHY PB to both pieces
>I want it so thick, you can measure it with a ruler
>huge amounts of PB, HUEG
>cut up a whole banana, thick slices
>layer it ontop of the PB
>Put a HUEG SCOOP, MAYBE EVEN TWO(2) SCOOPS of Strawberry jam or preserves
>cover this monstrosity with the other slice
>press down on the edges creating a PB seal
>there should be a huge mound in the middle of your sandwich, like a giant button
>SMASH IT DOWN

the jelly will seep in between the banana slices, unto the edges of the pb seal

thus creating, the ultimate PB&J sandwich

>>9023218
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike.
Thats not a pb and j

try honey peanut butter, its sweeter than normal peanut butter and for some reason cheaper as well
>k den
ive also heard about people making french toast out of a PB&J sandwich, but i haven't tried it, i might one day while stoned

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>>9023290
are you from the south?

toast the bread and do a triple decker with the third piece of toast separating the peanut butter and jam
its divine

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>>9023218
>greasy is gross

I disagree.

Ignore all of these autists. They keep recommending shit that isn't pbj.

Something good is whole wheat bread, optionally honey wheat bread, crunchy peanut butter, and strawberry jam. Strawberry jam is better than jelly because of its texture being more smooth and natural and able to be spread and conformed; but it isn't so heterogenous like strawberry preserves

>>9023827
Retard detected

>>9023135
...some people pack lunch you know? Some of us have jobs and leave the house

>>9026366
How little do you get paid that you're making PB&J for lunch?

By having it with a tall glass of ice cold milk.

>>9025203
Northern Californian living in Texas. So basically, yes.

Cook a peanut butter sandwich similarly to a grilled cheese. Once the sandwich is done cooking, spread jelly on top. Eat with fork and knife. 10/10.

>>9023417
fucking Minecraft loser

>>9023827

It's sweet
It's savory
It's salty

I like peanut butter and banana better though

In the summer when I get fresh local fruit I like to make a "deconstructed" version

>toast a nice thick slice of bread in a pan with some butter both sides
>or make some french toast and fry that up for extra flavor
>slice up some strawberries, or if you like other berries just lightly mash them so they stick to the bread better
>mix some of your favorite nut spread with a little bit of honey and milk(or cream to make it extra rich) until it's more of a sauce
>poor desired amount of sauce over fruit and serve open faced or topped with another piece of toasted bread

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>>9023094
Use ghost pepper jelly instead of that infantile grape jelly.

add butter

>>9023094
Grow your own peanuts, grapes, and wheat until you perfect the tastes.

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Start with banana nut bread
Turn it into french toast
Add pecans
Add butter and maple syrup
Fuck peanut butter and jelly.

>>9030728
>Add pecans
these are walnuts

>>9031075
Closest pic I could find.

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Oatmeal cooked in chicken broth with mushrooms and spinach, toast, veggie sausage, and an egg

>>9031514
Sorry wrong thread

>>9023815
>not because it died on the toilet
missed oppertunity anon