Slow cooker

>>9022050
omg... absolutely mental

I got salmonella from eating a turtle's cooking. Never again.

Okay I laughed

>>9022050
that's adorable and I'm not ashamed of laughing.

>>9022077
I got salmonella from eating a turtle.

>>9022050
Cute, very much appreciated.

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slow cooker

>>9022050
Welp. I guess that settles it.
If a turtle can be a chef, so can I

>>9022331
he doesn't even know how to cook

Childhood is idolizing the chef turtle. Adulthood is realizing the utensils are fake and the photo staged.

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>>9022050

LMAO

RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW RE FW

>>9022349
neither does that turtle

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>women humor

>>9022050
You made me laugh, I'll give you that

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Found the /ck/ channel.
https://youtu.be/VMColAwUht4