Cooking with Satan

>>9019549
.11112/.11113

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my harbor freight slicer just broke.
no more perfectly cooked roast beef

what is that NIN thing

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>>9019578
what nin thing?

>>9019558
almost perfect. thanks

>>9019549
I see you mashed your mum's vag and ass together. Good job with the cream cheese. very appropriate

>>9019791
oh. and scallions i grew

>>9019611
Why the fuck did you put that on your mixer?

>>9019549
41+66.6/Our loss.

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>>9019931
why not?

>>9020129
I love showing off my super identifiable mixer btw guys, along with my name it really makes me feel like a special figure in this community :3

>>9020212
oh yes. so special

We're all the dark lord naow

>>9020239
got nothing better to do than impersonate me?

namefags baka

why can't you just be like that dollar guy

>>9020251
I'd like to ask you the same question.

>>9020306
get a life

>>9019549
Not bad, Stan, but those fries look a bit gnarly and anaemic.

Sorry guys my little brother just killed himself. I can't post anymore.

>>9019575
>>>9019575
>Harbor Freight
>Broke
huh?

>>9019575
Looks pretty fucking good.
>>9020875
Not sure if...

>>9020931
its not

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what a sad excuse for a gyro

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>>9020129
I spy a cheese cake in the making that we never go a fucking picture of.

Dont think that I've forgiven you, you mother fucker!

>>9019549
You really need to educate yourself on proper oil usage

>>9021429
What's the issue? The fries look decent. Barring the weird spots on the potato I don't see anything wrong. Do you think he cools them at too low a temperature?

>>9021449
Wait, I forgot in the other thread you said you got them for like $1 a bottle which is an insanely good deal.....with that said though, still seems too much falvorful oil for deep frying; but if you enojy, go for it

if I called you daddy would you shove a lightbulb into my dickhole Satan?

>>9021461
I'm not him, but you're right. He had like 15 bottles of the stuff. Was that olive oil?

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>>9021523
yes

>>9021537
why don't you save that oil for correct usage and buy a more appropriate oil for deep frying?

Deep frying at or below the smokepoint of olive oil should only be done for shitty frozen cheesesticks and such......if you are deep frying food from scratch, you need to be about 450 or more typically

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>>9021555
thanks for the b8
but my fries are gr8

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lucky 7

>>9020129
because it's gay

What the fuck's going on here?

>>9022390
not as gay as the mlp stickers on your microwave in your mom's basement

>>9022483
yeah that's about how gay it is

>>9022390
>>9022483

Oh snap! Ya burnt!

>>9023050
Nice come back, for a 6 year old.

im not cooking today

>>9023895
good

>>9019549
Did you double fry them?

>>9023920
no. 3-4 times. idk

>>9023895

I'm making whole wheat pasta. Technically its 75% whole wheat and 25% semolina.

I added a little bit of spinach in the hopes that it would break up the brown monotony...

I am expecting the worst in terms of taste, so i may be pleasantly surprised.

But my wife got some bad blood sugar results back from the doc yesterday and we are trying some new things now. Doc says it is time to stop our carbo loaded and sugary ways.

>>9023987
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green onions are good

>>9024468
I've never seen anyone do that before. I'm intrigued, but also repulsed...

Whole wheat pasta and chicken came out great. Didn't bother with pics because I had company.

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>>9019549
Trent Reznor approves of this breakfast

>>9024871
i doubt it. his wife probably cucked him into being a vegan