What kind of tasteless faggot actually eats right Twix?
Only knuckle dragging simpletons eat left Twix.
>>9019278
I identify as center twix.
Death to all left Twix aficionados,
Looks like the shitty viral marketing is working.
Good for (((them)))
I can't tell a difference.
>>9019324
There are literally pro-skub fags on this board right now, no idea how they live with themselves.
>>9019356
Wish you a slow and painful death you demented anti-skubber
This board is officially compromised. Literally just ads.
>>9019278
Tbf you never see an old man eating a Twix.
>>9019278
I eat both
>>9019390
It's cause they have old man toffee.
>>9019383
>retarded niggers
No, they're just retarded fucking millennials. God our future is bleak with those things ascending.
the whole "left twix vs right twix" has to be one of the dumbest marketing schemes ever
it was never cute or tongue in cheek it was just always dumb
>>9019513
If you are at least pushing 40 what the fuck are you still doing on 4chan?
>>9019278
I'm certain whatever marketer that got six figures for coming up with this campaign just saw an argument about skub once
>>9019278
Fuck off, shill.
>>9019278
I don't get it. Is this like those tip jars where you pick dogs or cats and it all goes to the heroin habit anyways
>>9019513
Hope isn't entirely lost. Gen Z is looking more conservative than liberal.
Probably the most fucking retarded marketing campaign Twix's ever done.
Would've been better if they still did shit like this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTKB7iFPxDM
>>9020871
Sounds like you're fucking triggered because your precious partisanship is being made fun of. I bet you take politics a lot more seriously than self-improvement.
>>9020758
You fucking mong, I'm leftist. Not liberal, mind you. I think worthless nogs should be deported to Africa, but you won't like my ideas about labor and owners.
>>9020722
Fuck off millennial. Don't you have another food marketing scheme to fall for or a celebrity to fall in love with? Or perhaps a "body art" parlor to visit?
>>9019278
i used to buy twix but now that i found out that they are different i feel like its not worth it to buy and throw the other away
i eat kitkat now
>>9021092
You forgot what the question was gramps.
>>9019278
12 year-old me
isn't it technically 'top or bottom' twix?
wouldn't they have to rotate the labeling to make it 'left or right'?
>>9023043
pls respond
>>9020722
#notallmillennials
>>9022762
They make King size packages with four left or right twix dumbfuck
>>9019278
This is more false equivalency propaganda, meant to normalize the orange clown in office, promoted by the corporate oligarchy so that they can maintain substandard wages and push through tax benefits for corporations and billionaires at the suffering of social programs that would help make society more egalitarian.
The wealth disparity continues to be the countries largest problem and the mass media won't tell you that.
Do not buy into the corporate brainwashing!
>>9020722
There are some really good boards on 4chan. Your criticism would be valid if this was /b/.
>>9020758
Because no conservatives are consumerist retards who buy into dumb ad campaigns, right?
>>9019278
I only eat dark chocolate squares
>>9020722
I'm nowhere near 40 but you're a fucking retard
Fuck off and kill yourself you Reddit transplant
>>9019278
Only benders eat left Twix.
>>9019383
>>9019513
>no fun allowed
Why do you carry this much anger in your heart?
>>9023435
This.
It must be a really shit life to be constantly at fear that everyone is out to sell you something and that people can't just enjoy themselves.
>>9019324
>>9019278
I came to this thread to point out that some twix marketer saw skub and was like "that's hilarious I can make shit tons of money off that dumb fucking concept" and here we ARE
>>9020886
lol piss off millennial
>>9023954
>verbatim
Don't use words that you don't know the meaning of.
>>9023963
Actually, he used it correctly.
Go choke on a fucking dick.
>>9023972
is this some kind of meta retard post?
I bet you eat right twix you filthy animal.
>>9023981
I bet you mother is sad she didn't abort you when she had the chance.
Twix comes in handy when you're in a hurry and can't sit down for breakfast
>>9023972
No he didn't, you Reddit-spacing retard.
>>9023999
>Reddit-spacing retard
>>9024028
>bag of dicks
>>>/reddit/
>>9023156
Dumb millenial.
>>9019383
maybe look up what viral marketing is before talking about it, kid