>/ck/ unironically buys this shit good goyim

>>9018494
It's easy to make when I'm on drugs, it's 3 A.M., and I'm hungry for something sweet.

>>9018494
It's dry ingredients fuckwit, you really thinking mixing flour and sugar yourself is going to make it that much better?

>>9018508
>never had real cake

>>9018508
There is a whole world of cakes out there that don't require baking powder friend.

>>9018521
Have you never made one of these cake mixes? They require eggs, oil, and water.

>>9018508

Betty Crocker Vanilla cake box ingredient

>Enriched Flour Bleached (wheat flour, niacin, iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Sugar, Corn Syrup, Leavening (baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate). Contains 2% or less of: Corn Starch, Modified Corn Starch, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean and/or Cottonseed Oil, Propylene Glycol Mono and Diesters of Fatty Acids, Salt, Nonfat Milk, Distilled Monoglycerides, Dicalcium Phosphate, Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose Gum.

+ water, oil, eggs


Basic vanilla cake ingredient (every ingredients):
>unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, eggs, sugar, vanilla extract, canola oil, milk

>>9018524
I'm referring to alternative ways of introducing bubbles like creaming butter or whipping egg whites.

what's yellow cake?

Is it just vanilla?

>>9018658
Its like vanilla but more yellow. Im an expert on cake trust me on this.

>>9018658

> Yellowcake (also called urania) is a type of uranium concentrate powder obtained from leach solutions, in an intermediate step in the processing of uranium ores. It is a step in the processing of uranium after it has been mined but before fuel fabrication or enrichment. Yellowcake concentrates are prepared by various extraction and refining methods, depending on the types of ores. Typically, yellowcakes are obtained through the milling and chemical processing of uranium ore forming a coarse powder that has a pungent odor, is insoluble in water, and contains about 80% uranium oxide, which melts at approximately 2880 °C.

From wikipedia

Everyone missed the joke. Sad!