"Essentially, a ceramic bowl is filled with an abundant amount of cheese and homemade sauce (which is more akin to spaghetti than pizza sauce), topped with triple-raised Sicilian dough, and then placed in the oven to bake. The server artfully flips the bowl over, and what magically appears is a form that is cognitively consistent with the idea of what a pizza should be."
that looks like a fucking ulcer.
>>9016918
why not just make a pizza idiots
i work at giordano's it's not hard
>>9016934
Are you a doctor?
I've had it and it's bad. Doughy 'crust' and the interior cheeseball/ tomato soup is under-seasoned, and made watery by the whole mushrooms that go in raw. Gimmick to order drunk and nothing more.
>>9016918
>The server artfully flips the bowl over, and what magically appears
>artfully
>magically
that's a funny way to write "here's a gimmick to sell our shitty not-pizza".
>>9016918
I'd eat it. Looks kind of small though.
>>9016918
chicago "pizza"
>>9016918
>dat mushroom
just marvelous
absolutely
stunning