i ate a ton of raw bread dough. am i going to die?

>>9014021
you mean toast larvae

>>9014021
Yes. You are going to die.

>>9014021
me too haha

it's possible. Flour sometimes has salmonella in it.

You may or may not explode. Let us know!

>>9014021
How much are we talking??

enjoy your yeast-colonized bowels

>>9014021
As Anon consumes his raw bread dough composed of flour, yeast cultures, and water, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within his body to break down his food into usable energy.

>>9014041
it was like half a loaf

>>9014051
i read that the yeast eats the sugars in your stomach and it releases gas. i also read it thrives in places like a human stomach and stomach acid has no "break down" effect on it

basically i'm scared i'm going to explode

>>9014051
wtf i hate science now

>>9014084
Just wait an hour or 2, if you explode please let us know.

>>9014041
He said a ton

How embarassing would it be to die from eating some stupid shit like bread dough

>>9014084
First it'll go straight to your thighs
And then you'll blow up

>>9014021
What if your stomach cooks it and you poop out fully baked bread?

you might have a sore tummy and vomit but that will be the worst

You're going to wish you were dead for a little while.

Eating undercooked dough produces a shit ton of gas in your bowels, which is excruciatingly painful and cramping as the gas works its way through your guts to your sphincter.

>>9014131
Then you've become an oven.

>>9014131
I wonder what that tastes like

>>9014021
expect lots of fizzy feeling burps

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>>9014144

>>9014144
The alcohol it makes may kill some of the pain.

my stomach hurts like a bitch. no more bread dough for me ;-;

>>9014084
The only thing that's going kaboom is your anus.

Take your seat, motherfucker.

>>9014156
Probably pretty shitty.

>>9014124
Is there a non-embarassing food related death?

Discuss.

>>9014021
Eventually, yes, but probably not because of the dough.

>>9014374
Drowning in an industrial sized vat of mass produced food, maybe

Why did you eat it though? I doubt the raw dough would be that appealing?

Just stay away from heat for a while. Or the dough will rise and you will die for sure.

>>9014021
Yes, the uncooked yeast is going to continue to grow inside you until your stomach explodes.

>>9014387
>Being incompetent enough to fall in one of those

That is embarrassing though

>>9014144
So eating just a bit of raw dough would be enough to get some nasty farts but not to get the pain?

>>9014391
Not him but I love the stuff. Great taste and texture, especially honey oat bread dough.

>>9014549
Why do you want to know?

>>9014530
Well I mean if it was an accident, yeah it'd be embarrassing, but if someone pushed you it would be a grissly and horrible murder and you could haunt the place.

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>>9014027
It's posts like these that keep me coming back to this cesspit.

OP here. You guys have got me scared. At this point I'm shitting baguettes.

The yeast is going to form a ton of bacteria which will eventually for abscesses.

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>>9014027
thanks for the laughs.

>>9014021
Most likely.

>>9014021
hopefully

>>9014081
yeast are living things, and cannot survive in a harsh environment like a human stomach.
Yeast dies out at 3.0-2.5 ph, and your average human has a stomach ph of 1.5-3.0

>>9014041
About thirty cases

>>9014293
It could be like civet coffee.

>>9014144
this. Anon get ketamine while you can.

>>9014391
i genuinly like the texture and taste of it

OP here. ive come back to tell u all that i didnt explode nor did i shit a loaf. just had mild discomfort for an hour. gonna eat some more dough now