mums making tube steaks with hot crunch fries
How do I respond if dad puts yellow mustard or catsup on his?
backflip kick and then a spiral punch
>>9012771
Screech like an autist and attack him with a fork.
Tell him he has a small dick
>>9012771
kill yourself in front of him
>>9012771
commit suicide at the table
>>9012771
da fug is a hot crunch fry?
Trifecta of Hot-Dog toppings:
>ketchup
>mustard
>dill relish
Alternative:
>chili
>cheese
No other options are valid.
Additional toppings beyond that detract from the Hot-Dog and lower the overall quality.
>>9012823
nacho cheese, onion, jalapeno
>>9012796
>>9012798
This. In fact, don't even wait for dinner to start. Do it now OP.
>>9012836
if he doesn't wait for dinner they won't understand the reasons why. patience is key.
think of hannah baker OP
>>9012823
>ketchup
This website is 18+
>>9013383
>le hotdawgs is bad meme xD
Kill yourself pretensious hipster faggot.
Inform him that he won't be able to fully appreciate the taste of spiced eyeball and rectum?
>>9013389
It's spelled "pretentious"
>>9013401
>>9012816
Inside soft taste
>not including pickled cabbage
hot fuck.
useless.
>>9012771
also tube steak, is a dick.
your mum is cooking up some dicks for you and your dad to
eat
dicks