mums making tube steaks with hot crunch fries How do I respond

backflip kick and then a spiral punch

>>9012771
Screech like an autist and attack him with a fork.

Tell him he has a small dick

>>9012771
kill yourself in front of him

>>9012771

commit suicide at the table

>>9012771
da fug is a hot crunch fry?

Trifecta of Hot-Dog toppings:
>ketchup
>mustard
>dill relish

Alternative:
>chili
>cheese

No other options are valid.
Additional toppings beyond that detract from the Hot-Dog and lower the overall quality.

>>9012823
nacho cheese, onion, jalapeno

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>>9012796
>>9012798
This. In fact, don't even wait for dinner to start. Do it now OP.

>>9012836

if he doesn't wait for dinner they won't understand the reasons why. patience is key.

think of hannah baker OP

>>9012823
>ketchup

This website is 18+

>>9013383
>le hotdawgs is bad meme xD

Kill yourself pretensious hipster faggot.

Inform him that he won't be able to fully appreciate the taste of spiced eyeball and rectum?

>>9013389
It's spelled "pretentious"

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>>9013401

>>9012816
Inside soft taste

>not including pickled cabbage
hot fuck.
useless.

>>9012771
also tube steak, is a dick.
your mum is cooking up some dicks for you and your dad to
eat
dicks