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Why is everybody the Food network interviews such a fat tub of shit?
Like that shitty "hamburger hotdog" thing where the landwhale says "I come for the cocktails but I stay for the food"

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>>9011538
>Why is everybody the Food network interviews such a fat tub of shit?
>Like that shitty "hamburger hotdog" thing where the landwhale says "I come for the cocktails but I stay for the food"

top kek

>>9011538

> "I come for the cocktails but I stay for the food"

Are people having a single drink or are they eating significantly more than they're drinking? Because I definitely go places for the food and stay for drinks.

>>9011529
didn't that slantwat start off thin in this series?

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>>9011577
>there was clearly a line where we should have stopped, but we crossed it anyway.

>>9011577
Should've just stopped at 0:23

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>>9011696
fugg wrong webm, should of been this one

>>9011556
i-is this new in burgerstan?

>>9011894
We have actual burgers in burgerstan, we don't need to do stupid novelty shit like this unless you're in that cesspit known as SF

>tfw no chubby meat loving asian GF

kill me now

>>9011556
Big deal, I "invent" this shit every time I run out of hamburger buns.

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>>9011529

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>>9012169

>>9012176
>>9012169
Can you eat the homeycomb? What happens to the bees?

>>9012206
if I'm not mistaken yes you can eat the honeycomb, and I think some people enjoy it but I seem to remember someone telling me it was really bitter?

>>9012206
yes, its just wax

theyre off to making a NEW COLONY

>>9011711
This is La BBQ in autsin same as >>9011529 Franklins they were both started by the same guy, he was an alcoholic so he left the La BBQ to unfuck himself then came back and opened franklins. one of the workers broke off and went to san antonio and opened up 2M bbq.

havent tried it yet, i was thinking of going later this week

>>9012206
yes, it's delicious. bees will just make more. If you take all of it though in late fall they starve in the winter so don't do that

>>9012206
Yes
Nothing, why do you think something would happen to them?

>>9012247
This is just retarded. Why would anyone do that to another being? Fucking Asians, man.

>>9012432
seriously you have to stop

>>9012461
Jesus Christ anon, can't you see the man wriggle in pain? That fucking fish just couldn't make it easier for everyone.

>>9012461
Sorry at first I thought this fish was still alive.

>>9012532
> I thought this fish was still alive.

Nigga u dumb

>>9012547
I sad AT FIRST, you imbecile.

>>9012555
You're fucking retarded.

>>9011529
>>9011556
resize your webums to about half that size and then they won't be artifact ridden pieces of shit

>>9012564
Where's the problem you mong??

>>9012206
it's wax so it's unpleasant and will give you the shits. No worms there, the honey we get is from the reserves. Nothing happens to the bees because in the farm they never get to use those reserve, they are well fed.

>>9011703
Say what you will about this guy, but I respect how sharp he keeps his knives.

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>>9012660

>>9012231
you're supposed to harvest from honey supers that are completely separate from the honey that the bees use to overwinter

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>>9012713
I think even Jack knows better than to burn the shit outta an omelette.

>>9012713
did he cummed?

>>9012532
The fish doesn't have a head, anon.

>>9011932
This. I just invented one earlier today for a lazy ass lunch.

>>9012960
>>9011932
and how about the crust? did you also invent the perfect golden crust?

>>9011577
this kills the person

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>>9012918

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>>9012532
Fixed the fish for you

>>9013058
Somebody needs to stop these fucking gook now!

>>9012918
RIP to pajeet's fingers

>>9013075
I've never understood the appeal to this, it looks disgusting

>>9012713
I was really interested in this webm, and then some faggot appeared on screen and took several seconds to draw attention away from the actual focus of the video, so I closed it.

>>9013181
japs like raw egg, what's to get?

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do americans really pay $17 for A FUCKING BURGER?

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>>9012724
By what civilised standard would that omelette be considered 'burnt'? Does that mean barbecue is off limits for you too?

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thoughts?

>>9013412
The muslims are right in their actions.

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>>9013412

>>9013075
Absolutely disgusting.

>>9013412
HOLY YEAST INFECTION BATMAN

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>>9013494

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how much do you think it cost?

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>>9013525
This is hard to watch

>>9013494
>>9012918

Enjoy your burnt diner "omelette"

Imagine loading a webm, only to find out that it's Jack's paid shill posting again.

>>9013580
What did he mean by this?

>>9013577
>not recognizing jack webms from the thumbnail

>>9013324
>17 dollars for a burger
the fuck
>New York
that makes sense

>>9013530
whyyyyyyyy

>>9012555
You're still a retard

>>9012227
Been wanting to try 2M. People have been saying really good things about them. They're very close to where I live.

>>9013525
The hands of an angel.

Someone post the Jack webm with the uncooked chicken

>>9012215
>bitter
not at all, just honey soaked wax

>>9013412
>This beer tastes like piss.

>>9012206

Yes, you can. Do you really want to though?
Not really, since you're eating honey mixed with wax.
The wax doesn't really taste like much, and nothing bad happens if you eat it.
I usually just suck on it, till I end up with just the wax. Which I use for candles or wood polish.

>>9012432
its just a big fish?

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>>9013519
Made me kek

>>9013538
Jesus

>>9013545
jesus christ, favreau, it's just ice.

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One of my personal favorites

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>>9013324
>paying $17 for a thin burger that has ketchup on it

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>>9014740
What the hell is this from? Is this dude drunk or something?

>>9014740
that meat looks sooooooo overcooked, wtf

>>9011577
>those bdsm gloves

>>9013545
>webm
>1:60
>not 2:00

what the fuck

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>>9014919
Says 1:59 in Chrome

>>9012215
I had the beekeeper I bought it from the first time recommend I try chewing it like gum at least once. It's just wax with honey in it.

>>9012532
>marlin.webm
>no head in sight, let alone a fuckhuge nose

>>9013058
Fucking inhumane

>>9013451
>>9013451
>>9013423
>>9013495
>>9014456
I don't think they're drinking it...

>>9011529
That asian bitch just gets fatter and fatter. Also this show is ass.

>>9013525
and the fucking joey eats the entire thing and rates it 5 stars. fucking hell

>>9014973
i can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this

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>>9011529
Jesus christ why.

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>>9012713
The faces this guy makes makes me want to punch him in his.

>>9012713
>greasy ass omelette with overcooked egg

From the expression on his face it's like I ate a completely different thing than he did. The taste wasn't the worst but...so greasy.

>>9015882
Also this guy creeps me out because he's a hapa Eurasian and all hapa males turn out to be fucking serial killers.

>>9013181
>>9013494
lmao dumb amerifats

>>9015854
Did he just snort coke off of his finger

>>9012247
So that's why chinks love seafood so much, they finally have an excuse to play with their katanas again.

>>9015867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

>>9014740
I'd eat it but that is way overstuffed

>>9012918
Dear god I wonder what the accident rate is there over a lifetime?

Do professions like this not wear chain mail gloves or have some kind of deadman chain that stops you accidentally slicing your fingers?

>>9011703
No, think this was the right one
>>9011696

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>>9011577
>mfw

>>9016045
>mfw i bust a nut

>>9011577
jesus christ

>>9013525
>undercooked pizza hut
bluegh

>>9012206
I chew and spit it

>>9013545
¥16567.26

>>9012910
Imagine doing that for 8 hours straight lol

>>9015269
had something like this before, $60 drink that's not as good as it's price

>>9015941
lmao awesome

>>9012169
there's something wrong with your corn dog

>>9016155
>that butter dripping out at the end

>>9016155
>sharon came home from college with new life skills

>>9012247
god, i wih that was me.

>>9012910
kiss baby
shake hand
kiss baby
shake hand

>>9015859
i want double cheese with bacon on one side and tomatos with no cheese in the other

>>9016251
>Half tomato flatbread pie

>>9011696
Top kek

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>>9016050

about 5-7 times in a career then they have to retire

>>9013580
fuck me a shun too

>>9013181
>>9013494

It's missing the heaping helping of demiglace (or ketchup if you're a Japanese kid) that completes the dish

Shit looks like boogers but tastes like the best saucey fried rice you've ever had

>>9011703
>cutting the meat then cooking it

never gonna make it

>>9014740

This webm will never fail to trigger my autism when he flips the tortillas around for the 20th time in as many seconds, and then uses 1/4 of the fuckin guac for one taco.

>>9015941

This would have given HR Gieger such a hardon

>>9015907
yeah i noticed that too lol

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>>9016446
That's because your a faggot.
Fuck off back to your safe space you limp wristed homo.

>>9016472

>t. dad griller from webm

And get some of that shit off this grill so it can reach a proper temp you nigger

>>9011577
disgusting

>>9014740
>>9014749
No clue.
My favorite part is how he constantly flips the tortillas around like a moron.

>>9013412
>beer is believed to have healing properties

literally nobody believes that.

>>9013412

Thats digusting desu, but I would slurp beer out of her vagina

>>9013533
no thanks

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>>9013525

>>9012713
This guy's anime faces are really cringey and awkward, someone please torture him until he stops smiling forever.

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>>9016584
>tfw Joey set all his old challenge videos to private

>>9013538
What is wrong with these people.

>>9016584
this man is a literal whore, using his body for money

>>9016110
You pay for the performance not the drink.

>>9012713
thank fuck i can't hear those poofters voices

>>9013544
eats food directly from public grill that is only cleaned by ants

>>9016155
well now I'm erect

>>9015854
>that filename
KEK'd

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>>9013341
pic related
they shouldnt be brown at all

>>9017210
I like them brown though.

>>9017222
I'll bet you also like dick.

>>9013075
How did he make the omelette that way?

>>9017222
im sorry you never had a real omelette

>>9016681

Well, it's reality television so they get the most retarded people possible so you watch and go "wtf are they doing"

>>9016696
Does anyone have the similar one to this monstrosity with the chick making Doritos, squeezed lemon juice and a cup of noodles

>>9013533
didn't ramsay made one just like that and everybody said it was perfect?

>>9011605
>>9011538
I go to places for the drinks and stay for more drinks because I drank enough that I can't drive.

>>9011538
>people who eat for a living are fat
No shit.

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>>9017312
>he has a drinking problem

>>9017274
Just youtube Dorilocos

>>9015859
is that goddamn ketchup on that pizza?

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>>9015854
>Listening to the Troll 2 theme while watching this.

Perfection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpZvw2K9AJE

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>>9011577

>>9016696
what the fuck am i even looking at here?

>>9013324
New Yorkers will pay a gorillion dollars for anything if marketed correctly

>>9014735
kek

>>9012206
Yes, beeswax spread on toast or English muffins is fucking amazing

>>9012206
There's no bees in those, it's all reserves.

>>9015854
This dude is def on some kind of uppers

>>9011529
Bad idea if as I assume the beer is warm. The smell of warm beer is disgusting and reminds me of a hangover

>>9015854
>push the tempo

>>9017359
man that elote actually looked pretty good too, and then he fucked it up with all that other bullshit

>>9014657
For you

>>9016082
THIS IS PAPA JOHNS, NOT PIZZA HUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

DO YOU SEE THE GARLIC SAUCE

DO YOU SEE THE ICONIC PEPPEROCINI

DO YOU SEE THE WHITE BOX

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9011556
>1080x1080
why are people doing shit like this now?

why?

why would you make a webm taller than the fucking vertical dimensions of a web browser? you absolute, fucking cretins?

>>9013519
>local man too stupid to use literally any tool

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>>9017241
Jacques Pepin did a video on how to make omelettes. He said there's the French style, which is no browning at all with small curds, and country style which is browned with large curds. He would put an extra pat of butter in the pan after the eggs were almost finished to facilitate more browning. He said one isn't better or worse than the other, just different.

I used to think the same way about browned eggs, that it was inherently wrong, because I didn't like brown on my eggs at all. But, seeing a chef like Jacques with many years of experience say that browned eggs are fine if you like them that way changed my mind about that. Some people just have preferences for different things, and that's okay. If everyone liked the same thing with no variations it would be boring.

https://youtu.be/s10etP1p2bU?t=1m23s

Notice what he says in the video. "How long you cook it is up to you." "I like my eggs wet, personally." He's not forcing someone to eat food that he likes, if they have different preferences.

>>9018257
>I used to think something was wrong becuase i was incapable of thinking for myself, but someone else told me that the opinion is okay to have

>>9013525
I hate watching people with poor motor skills eat

>>9017359
Do you have this in higher resolution so I can tell what is going on?

>>9018265
>my gay autistic diaper shitting nigger opinion matters more than the opinion of a world renowned professional chef
>I also think pineapple belongs on pizza

>>9012215
It's nice because it's honey with extra texture

>>9018265
It seems inappropriate to attack someone for admitting they aren't perfect and make mistakes, and try to do better. You'll just make some people think there's no point in trying to do better, I don't think you really want that.

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>>9012532
Don't know how you managed that but that's actually impressive.

>>9012589
Your retardation.

>>9017232
it's cooked on the bottom but raw on the top, then he rolls it into that shape and puts it rolled side down and breaks it open

>>9013544
>burned hot dogs
>premade frozen burgers
how can this man actually sell a sauce and call it the best sauce ever made.

>>9013580
that grilled cheese looks delicious but why is this shot as if it's anything even close to impressive.

>>9017363
>one spoon

Love seeing that one solitary chip get slowly covered away by 20 different layees of things.

>>9016050

Im a butcher, you can't wear chainmail when operating a bandsaw because the saw will just cut through the glove, not only fucking up most of your hand but also leaving metal embedded inside. It's better for it to be a clean cut so they can hopefully sew it back on.

>>9018402
It's a movie.

>>9018398
Arrogance, you should see that episode of Texas investors club with him on it, it's fucking incredible

>>9015854
I heard the old Astroworld theme song in my head while watching this
Anyone remember that old commercial, with the old man dancing around and the music in the background?

>>9017363
So, what the fuck are they putting on this thing?

nacho cheese sauce
creme fraiche or whatever they call mexican creme fraiche
crumbled queso fresco
chili powder
paprika
???? mystery powder
mystery powder number 2
lime juice

Did I get any of that right?

>>9011703
what a god

>>9011711
I would slay many men to eat this shit and i'm a total pussy holy fuck

>>9013530
and here we want to make DEEP incisions into the roast because I'm autistic

>>9012169
I'm gonna fucking cum god damn

>>9017576
Mexican prison food

>>9013412
fucking Austrians

>>9016155
that fucking half a bottle of barefoot completes the picture

>>9013412
>Ever wanted to bathe in a pool of beer?
mmmmnope

>>9013341
Im sue you never had an actual omelette, that thing on the webm is burnt/deep fried egg

>>9016065
fuck off reddit

>>9017359
Fucking chicanos


REEEEEEEE

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>>9015797
it's the unfortunate byproduct of Chinese and Caucasian inbreeding.

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>>9018510
All you have to do is go to Austin and kill most of the hipster douchebags in the long ass line waiting to order from the place

>>9013324
>The heat melts the cheese
Well no fuckin shit mate

>>9013324
Too many pickles. Fucking New York garbage.

>>9012623
>this isn't just a webm
>it's a high-quality, lovingly-rendered Marks & Spencer webm

>>9018235
just zoom out you lazy twat

>>9018235
Americans. They think bigger is always better.

>>9013530
>>9013527
NO JACK

>>9013538
use machete baka

>>9015941
wtf call PETA now

>>9011711
enjoy cancer

>>9018292
You do that often?

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>>9017455
Hah, it really is.

>>9012713
>O-face
>FOR BURNT EGGS

>>9013324
>dude let's cut to some random black dude who is reacting to what we just showed lmao

>>9011577
Should have more varied ingredients and less filling overall. Some nice sauce, maybe some mushrooms.

>>9018298
u mad lol

>>9012247
>tfw you will never have a fish big enough to fellate with your katana collection

Feels bad man

>>9019397
>fellate
You want to give a blowjob to a fish?

>>9013075
It's just a French omellete over some rice you fucking spergs

>>9018402
Because he took so much care to make a simple thing for his son

>>9019420
It's made on purpose so that the center remains raw

>>9013559
>MAX FILL
think the cup was trying to tell him something?

>>9016155
>>>/gif/
You sicko

>>9018257
>being this wrong

>>9015858
How does he get out?

>>9019515
he has to sell all the eggs

>>9019275
Tampopo will never not make me aroused and hungry at the same time.

>>9015858
I've always wondered if I can go to one of these vedors and try to buy their pan off them. Can't get better seasoning than that

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>>9013545
>>9014735

> cut yourself damit

>>9019563
his pan is worth around $30k so yeah buddy, go ahead

>>9015854

Social Security Disability (SSD)
he needs to look into it

>>9015859
>>9017423

not enough fucking sauce thats for sure

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>>9015941
literally
so fucking undercooked
its still wiggling

>>9014973
I did this once.

We got kicked out of the casino shortly thereafter.

>>9016417
Japanese adults don't even use demiglace on their omurice
Unless they go out to a nice restaurant and really want an omurice for some reason or another

>>9017210
>omelet doesn't have a taper to the ends from a fat belly like a bâtard
That probably tastes fine but looks horrid

>>9017232
Look up omelet Jacques Pepin for the proper technique

>>9019776
>omelet
Retard.

>>9013324
that's somewhat reasonable for non-fast food shit in nyc

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>>9019788
It's the US spelling, anon.

>>9018698
You are retarded.

>>9019861
...but you totally stir omelettes too

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>>9019494

>>9012247
I'm pretty sure this is tuna and is taken from "Abroad In Japan" YouTube channel.

>>9015941
god i wish that were me

>>9019515
are you implying that he can just...leave? nobody /leaves/ the egg fort.

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>>9018235
>he has a manlet moniter

>>9020681
Does this turn into porn? Please say it do

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>>9016155
paula deen the early years

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>>9019006
>NO JACK

JAKATAK69

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>>9020720
>ywn get hot butter head from a young Paula Deed
>ywn hear her gag on your dick while spitting butter everywhere

>>9019114

I fucking will.

>not dying for what you love
>implying anything on this earth is better than a giant arrangement of smoked meats and vinegared sides

>>9015941
white ppl be like "its done" lol

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>>9011556
who would have thought

>>9018793

this man can't even cook bacon properly

>>9020895
There's a special place in Hell for Jackposters.

>You get to eat his food. Forever...

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>>9019707
>"Won't you have some, Mr. Fox?"

>"So fresh it doesn't even know it's dead yet!" :D

>>9011529
>tfw you will never have a fat Asian gf

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>>9021788
Just get a normal Asian gf and sneak calories into her food to make her THICC

>>9015941
I have a problem with that. You are a barbaric troglodyte and have perverted point of views.

>>9022583
>THICC
Get back up your tree, jungle bunny.

>>9012910
>>9012918
what the fuck. you couldn't pay me enough to do that shit. one little slip up and you're guaranteed a severed finger or limb.

>>9016045
what Mark Wines video is this?

>>9022583
Who's this fluid druid?

>>9022613
Guess you prefer the 12 year old boy physique? It's ok, pedos are people too

>>9011703
>wristwatch
>no gloves
>no headwear
I see Turks aren't autistic about muh health code violations.

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>>9013412

>>9013527
In what kind of world do we live in that nobody has assassinated this man yet.

>>9020681
is there source for this porn film?

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>>9022788
Ice production has gotten so fancy since the days of Bruce Lee

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How crazy Brits are?
I'd say 11/10

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>>9012968
kek

>>9012432
it's just a big dead fish its literally no different from taking cuts from a slaughtered cow

>>9012555
>thought a headless fish was alive
>calls someone else an imbecile
top kek

>>9013412
>having a bath that makes you dirtier
top funny

>>9013559
the oil isnt even preheated im gonna kill myself

>>9020643
underrated

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>>9022807
you can make anything look like shit if you use cheap plates, a shitty souvenir mug, and phone camera flash in the daytime

>>9018235
2560x1440 feelsgoodman

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>>9018475
Yes, I remember that commercial, friend.

Thanks for the memory .

>>9022876
>Why are you so salty?
it's not a souvenir mug, my teacher gave it to me at end of school year
Plate is plain porcelain, talk about cheap when everybody here eats from styrofoam plates, this is fine china
Yeah, there is no daylight here, sorry
GAL

>>9020685
I think his point is it makes the quality ass. Webm's have a 4mb limit, so making them that size will make them look like shit no matter how big your monitor is. Dumbass.

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>>9022876
Better? No flash

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Wrong picture

>>9023015
wut

>>9020681
I just hate fat pigs like this. They make my skin crawl. Especially when I see them around food. The lack of control, the lack of self respect... ughghggggg

>>9019515
the eggs are his prisoners

>>9019515
He can't get out without breaking the eggs. So he's forced to sell them all before he's allowed to leave, it's why he's so surly.

>>9022652
The one where he makes stupid anime faces whenever he eats something.

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>>9011529

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>>9023911

>>9013519
Dsp cooking show.

>>9015854
Then he was arrested for domestic violence after elbowing his wife to the face

>>9015859
until a rat sneak in the machine.

>>9015858
Is this India or Mexico? I can never tell.