so let's check out that coffee ᵒʰ ʷᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ

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Pan, nice and hot

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oh fuck yeah

>>9011318
>>9011336
This is a Steve thread
HISSSS

>>9011343
nice hiss

I accidentally typed steve1989 into a google news search bar. Apparently there are a fuckton of articles in various publications talking about him. Seriously, there are like business insider and fox news articles about the guy. I think the rest of the world is catching on to how NICE he is.

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>>9011424
http://mothership.sg/2017/04/caucasian-man-reviews-singapore-army-combat-rations-makes-it-sound-damn-shiok/
he's gonna make it brehs

"Ha, alright let's get into this 194X ration."

"Oh wow, look at the cheese."

"Ugh, yep that's rancid."

"Honestly, not as bad as I expected it to be."

always bumping a steve thread

>>9011424
From the gq article about him
>He eats history for an audience of a quarter-million subscribers, meaning an audience roughly the size of the city of Buffalo is so committed to ration-devouring videos that they’ve signed up to make sure they never miss a new one.
Way to make youtube subscribers sound like a cult.

WHERE ARE THE NEW VIDEOS STEVE

>It's a cheese spread episode
The best ones

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>>9013501
He usually uploads every three weeks, so I'd give it another week or so

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hello food fans!

>>9013963
link his channel, i remember loving this guy but don't know his name anymore

>>9014056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCy15D6hIhI
i wanna be tom when i grow up

>>9013963
this guy is a god of shitposting

>>9012781
It is a cult, you just haven't reached a high enough level to realize it. No hiss. Nice hiss

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>>9013963
tom willett is so based
I wish I could have gone to his meet-up this year.
hoping he has one next year so I can attend.

>>9011479
"oh god why am I even eating this"
"lets just take another bite"
"wash it down wish some coffee"

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>>9013963
https://youtu.be/oyX4l6f2wpc
>4:57
>"The instructions say to remove the brownie with a fork.......which of course I will not do."

>>9013963
HELLO, WATERMELON STUDENTS!!!

>>9014676
I...I don't want to use up the money of a kindly old man.
>Better show up later

>>9013963
this dude is an actor btw
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0932517/

>>9013963
In one of his videos he says he's never left the US and has barely travelled a few states away from his home. Felt a bit sad for him

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>Subscribed to him when he had like 1k subs
>Check now
>Almost 350k
Seriously what the fuck.

>>9016448
I live in the PA and the farthest I've travelled is Florida

>>9011275
Love this guy's channel

>>9016635
Yeah but you're not 85 years old with your whole life behind you.

>>9011275
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>>9011275
I got into a rabbit hole of watching ration stuff but so many others doing it are just BORING AS FUCK. Steve is the only one who can hold my attention.

I did watch alduinhearth for a while despite him being an annoying furry degenerate because he got a hold of really interesting rations. It was enough to make him tolerable.

>>9016443
he's mentioned it

>Steve and Reviewbrah will never do a video together

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hello everyone, this is
review!

>>9016448
fuck off trendie

WHEN WILL HE REVIEW INFOWARS MRE

>>9011424
I'm worried bros. Steve seems chill enough to not let a huge youtube audience get to him 'YO WADDUP ITS YA BOI STEVE - LIKE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE!'

However he does seem like the type to stop doing it if retards start acting like cunts in the comments and hounding him (always happens when youtubers get bigger).

I know I would.

>>9016448
It's a character. Dude was on a NBC sitcom back in the 90s and 90s called Dear John, as well as several movies and TV shows...he's likely traveled quite a bit.

>>9018695
80s and 90s...fuck

>>9011275
lets get this on a tray. nice.

>>9011473
>http://mothership.sg/2017/04/caucasian-man-reviews-singapore-army-combat-rations-makes-it-sound-damn-shiok/

Oh thank God. I thought at first it was gonna be a hit piece accusing him of cultural appropriation.

I prefer the new, fresh, rations over the old ones. They look so appetizing.

>>9011275
Wow, that's horrible. Well, wait. Hrmm--it's kind of nice, actually.

>>9014676
He reminds me of Kalawski from Gran Torino.

>>9011473
>.sg

thats like being mentioned on jack scalfani's blog

>>9018680
Yeah, I felt bad for the 18th Century Cooking guy.

He made a few segments called 'Food of the Enslaved' which is about slave culture and that the 18th century of course was not fluffy bunnies and kittens in tri corner hats.

/pol/ lost their collective shit and branded him a cuck for it. The weaponized autism beams blasted away.

>>9016771

Alduin is fucking annoying because he constantly needs to remind the viewer that he doesn't like sweet stuff every two fucking minutes

Also he smacks his lips and the chewing noises

Him being a furry is the least of my concerns

>>9020406

Problem with JA townsend guy is that he's pretty bland in the sense that everything tastes great and every recipe is amazing and you should try it.

I don't doubt that some of the stuff he makes is great but I don't recall him ever saying something was bad.

>>9020425
I made his pot roast a few times. I can say that's legit and not bland.

That is some good shit. And normally I fuckin' hate pot roast.

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>>9018695
>>9018695
>dude was on a NBC sitcom back in the 90s and 90s called Dear John,

This is him, I think. Tom Willett

>>9020436
>And normally I fuckin' hate pot roast.
how? How can a man hate meat in its own gravy?

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>>9016443
no shit
being a recurring character on dear john and doing all that extra work are like half of what he talks about

>>9011275
It has this...
>breathes in
Savory kinda smell to it, with rich, creamy undertones

>>9017754
That....that suit looks normal fitting

>>9021719
after the vid that got him famous he admitted that that suit was a bit big for him. his suits arent usually like that, theyre just not the slim fit that is popular now. hes been over this

>>9011275
>Four Fingers Of Death
>How does that still smell fine...
>Takes a bite
>Hmm... that's not too bad...
>Hold on... Is it edible?
>DAT FACE
>CONTINUES EATING

>>9017754
Not nearly as NICE as Steve.

>>9014075
This guy is like that cool grandpa kids always want to go to.

>>9021431
Because my parents is why.

Mom, God bless her was an atrocious cook. Her idea of pot roast was drying out the meat, adding a can of Heinz gravy and then having the only spices going onto the dish being salt and pepper you added on your own at the table. :(

>>9016490
>tfw he used to reply to your comments
>tfw you once flirted with him and he flirted back
>tfw he messaged you on youtube messages that same day and you didn't see it for 8 months
>tfw you sent him a message back as soon as you saw that
>tfw he never replies to your comments anymore
i-its just because his channel is so large now, h-he can't see them all...

>>9022500
slut
you had your chance with steve, now he's flirting with other guys in his private messages

I wonder what Steve sounds like when he orgasms

>>9023405
>Mmmm, Nice

>>9023424
>*cums*
>nice hiss!

>>9023358
He is a good looking man. I'm not gay or anything but if Steve wanted to you know, hang out with our shirts off, maybe play some touch football, I wouldn't say no.

>>9023405
UHH THAT'S RANCID
URRGGH
*takes another bite*

>>9011275
I love his intro music.

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>>9023994
once saw someone ask if steve posts his music anywhere but i don't think they got a response. may want to ask when his next batch of videos comes out.