Since I was a little kid I always liked over analyzing food and try to find imperfections. Now that I know what most food establishments look like (broken down, dilapidated, dirty and filthy) I want to contribute to society with my obsession and help the world be free of these shit holes. Where should I start?
>>9010258
by killing yourself?
>>9010258
Get a uniform and go into places and tell them shit
>>9010264
Where can I order one?
Formal education.
>>9010275
If you read my post, you can tell I am illiterate since I have some verb tense issues,
so that is not an option
Food inspection is a branch of the SS. Inquire there first and you'll be assigned your helmut and motorcycle with a sidecar. Training is vigorous and involves near freezing skinny dipping for extended periods.
>>9010258
in my town you had to take a mashup of chemistry classes with anatomy and nutrition and get a degree in environmental health management
>>9010297
Wendy girl seems intelligent. I think I will go with her since she has a penis.
>>9010314
is that canon?