Why are shelled pistachios so shitty?

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Why are shelled pistachios so shitty? 2017-06-04 01:07:48 Post No. 9009284
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Why are shelled pistachios so shitty? Anonymous 2017-06-04 01:07:48 Post No. 9009284 [Report]

Like half of them either taste suspiciously like cashews or else they have one of several really awful tastes that I can't describe. Also they give me horrible stomach cramps. I don't notice these problems with pistachios that are still in the shell, but with those you have to break the shell and they taste bland because there's no salt. How hard would it be to have the best of both worlds?

Anonymous 2017-06-04 01:09:52 Post No.9009287
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 01:09:52 Post No.9009287 [Report]

The shell protects the delicate nut from harmful and degrading UV rays, as well as absorbing and trapping unappealing smells in the porous cellulose

Anonymous 2017-06-04 01:11:19 Post No.9009289
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 01:11:19 Post No.9009289 [Report]

>>9009284
>buying shelled pistachios
>being this much of a cocksucker

just fucking kys

Anonymous 2017-06-04 03:19:06 Post No.9009690
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Anonymous 2017-06-04 03:19:06 Post No.9009690 [Report]

There is no automated shelling process. All shelling is done by the dirty handed children of Mexican immigrants.

Why are shelled pistachios so shitty?

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