>tfw we're unironically the GOAT board

made me mad

>>9008556
Yeah dumb cunts

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I don't know who that lady is.
Can she cook?

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When is that pile of shit website going to collapse?
When are we going to revert back to 2005-era internet?

>checkmark next to twitter handle

Am I suppose to know who this is? Why does everyone get a checkmark now?

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Who cares.
Cute birb.

>>9009075
she browses /ck/ so probably not

https://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish

GET OFF MY BOARD

>>9009088
Anybody can be verified if you're willing to give twitter your personal information.

>>9008554
What the fuck is this shit

>>9009075
>throw a bunch of shit in foil
>this makes you a good cook

laffin

>>9008554
>Facebook memes
When are normies moving on to the next shitty social media?

>>9008554
LITERALLY WHO?

>>9009083
2005 is too late. I want to go back to when Stileproject was the hip thing.

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>>9008554
Thank you

>>9009205
>Literally buzzfeed on here now
Chinese moot should unplug the servers for a week and wait until normies naturally flock back to redduit

>>9009260
He should make "share on facebook" links.

>>9008554
>>9009258
pls be in london

>>9009205
I remember her now, she posted about browsing /tv/ before. It reminds me of when I was 15 years old posting about 4chan on Facebook trying to look like a leet hacker. A 30 year old woman should know better.

Also if you're reading this, plz post on /feet/ general in /soc/

>>9009260
I would be very okay with that

Who? What?

I genuinely get pissed when I see 4chan/memes (that derived from here) on other parts of the internet. Normalfags are the illegals immigrants of this place; they come here and add nothing of value, make the place worse by importing their shit-tier internet culture, and then export the good shit out which decreases its value - and then they invite their retarded brethren in to shit it up further and claim "But we've always been Reddit".

>>9009341
I don't mind it because it just means that meme is dead, and should no longer be posted or used.
Which was the natural course of action up until rage comics became popular, shit would pop up then fade out and nobody used it anymore.

Now shit is this awful, persistent turd that refuses to leave.

>>9008554
I mean, it was*kind* funny, but also really simple and unimaginative. Oh well.

>>9009205
what the literal fuck am I reeeeeeeeeading

>>9009341
As much as it reads like some "reeee" "muh seekrit club" shit, I have trouble disagreeing with any part of your post.

>>9009388
I think I once saw Ray Badran make the same joke on stage and he got paid to say it so maybe it's more clever than you think.

>>9009406
I knew that it would sound really autistic - and it likely is on some level - but yeah, I figured that most would get the point here.

>>9009357
Rage comics were a reddet thing, and although they did try to spam it to /b/. it didn't work...
CanIhazcheezburger meme started on the chan, and it should stay here...
Our content, our life!

>william shatner LITERALLY admits to shitposting on /tv/

>>9009318
>30 year old woman is as cringy and childish as a 15 year old male
Sounds about right

>look it up
>it's real
Nah just kidding, I'm not going through all that effort to check a shitpost.

You know how many famous people post on here on a daily basis and we don't even know?
Think about it.

>>9009615
jack doesn't count

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>>9009205
fucking get off my board cate

>>9009255
So... late 90's? Can we at least keep YouTube, and comment sections on all websites (from 2010's to now)?

That stupid bitch is the cancer killing /ck/

>>9009850
Comments sections existed, and were better because they weren't tied to social media sites and you were usually allowed to comment anonymously.

>>9009866
The problem isn't comments sections but the people who use them.

Now instead of shit like
>"Food stamps are too generous. We should find a way to feed the hungry without sticking it to hardworking Americans."

You get

>"LIEbrals are a joke........how abot we tax THEM for NOT working???? LOL! i know how to work for my meal.....wheres my money?? LIKE and SHARE if you agree, make this go VIRAL!!!"

The IQ of the internet has drastically devolved.

>>9009890
>"Small-hands Trumpkins will soon be impeached!"

It's like watching shitposting on a /pol/. But they're 100% sincere in what they're saying.

>>9009423
Rage comics were originally /b/ and were the hottest shit around in 2006-2008, fuck off with your revisionism

>>9009341
I don't get it, why would anyone want to publicly associate themselves with this place. Normal people will either not care/know or they'll think you're a weirdo, pervert or racist. People who post here will hate you for talking about their secret club. What's the advantage? Even my closest friends or any girl I'm seeing doesn't know how much time I spend here.

>>9009423
>Rage comics were a reddet thing, and although they did try to spam it to /b/.
>uses fucking ellipses
>uses fucking exclamation points
Delete your fucking self

>>9009955
But to be fair no girl you've ever seen has even known you exist.

>>9009955
Because this is where the "hackers" are, anon. It's like internet "nerd" blackface; it's an edgier version of watching The Big Bang Theory because "they're so nerdy and random like me lmao xD"

Most normalfags won't care (specifically women) but a lot of males will know of this place even if they don't use it and they have some idea of its reputation. It's just an attempt to gain e-points. I'd imagine that they know too that if they're re-posting Salon and Jezebel articles they'd get put (appropriately) into the SJW-tier realm by many and that's not the best branding for someone since more and more people are sick of their shit. If people were posting /pol/ caps, yeah they're going to get shit but /ck/ is pretty benign.

>>9009974
Not him, but you're a revisionist faggot. Yes rage was cancer, but /b/ was nothing but cancer at that point.

>>9009994
FFFFUUUUU was /b/ shit. I know because I made one of the first from the exploitable template. The fact that you call it "rage" means you're full of shit and should promptly remove yourself.

>>9010005
>admitting to being the cancer that killed /b/

Jesus dude... I don't give a fuck what you label it as, as long as you kill yourself for being part of the original ongoing gigantic fuck-up of this site.

>>9010009
The original ongoing fuckup occured in 2007 after mainstream exposure c/o chanology. Again, delete yourself.

>>9010015
Hey, I'm not the one who oh exploitable'd a rage comic you knowyourmeme faggot. That kind of logic is like
>a thread died for this
>well there were X and Y shit threads on this board anyway

fuck off newfag

>>9010033
>knowyourmeme
True newfags go to ED. The last of the newfags were from before chanologyfags came in. I'd put your boipucci 2011 at the earliest. Remove yourself.

>>9010186
>bragging about being a newfag

Jesus Christ dude, you were part of the problem, but I guess it's all fucked now so carry on...

>>9010194
>unironically STILL using ellipses
You have outed yourself to be newer than cancer (which had been here for more than half a decade now)
Please go and stay go

>>9010215
>unironically
>ellipses
Think you gotta go fuck yourself there, my main man. Didn't want to dicksize, but been since 2006. After Snacks so not true oldfag, but you were literally the cancer that killed /b/, and yet still continue to be cancer unto today with your stupid-ass post just now.

And the fact that you brag about being an "original newfag"... holy shit nigger, kill yourself

announced sage

>>9009406
because "seekrit clubs" arent bad, it just sucks to be an outsider. It's easier to call them stupid than to lurk moar.

>>9009246
I don't see anyone but you making that claim.

>>9008554
>that desperate beta attention seeking nu-male

>>9009205

Ah, so this is where the sudden influx of leftists is coming from

>>9010265
>implying buzzfeed millennials count as leftist
Neo-leftism is practically conservative

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>>9008554
What the fuck is this board, reddit?
You fags need to be gassed.

>>9010271

No, it's not

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Fucking buzzfeed is lurking here, what the fuck.
You pricks better post up.

>>9010326
we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one, anon.

>>9009341
Oh look! The no-fun guy is here!

>>9010332
>trying to impress yappy ugly white girls and numale cucks

>>9009088
Its super easy to get verified on twitter

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>>9008554
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD U NORMIE CUNT.

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>>9008554
>tfw now I fell like I have to get dressed to post
I want normies to leave pls

>>9008554
Who's the semen druid?

>>9009341
this this this
>>9009406
the "seekrit club" mentality being a bad thing was spread by redditors who didn't want to be shamed for their cross-site posting. 4chan was objectively better when it was a seekrit club, when there were less people, and when this was a less famous website. this is fact.

>>9011157
the "seekrit club" mentality being not a bad thing was spread by stormfag neophytes who confused Time Magazine's profile of 4chan with real life

4chan WAS better when it was a smaller site, but it's not like you know from experience. I do because I was here back when it actually was a smaller site

110% of the "seekrit club" shit is posted by neophytes who think that ironic racism and pretending to be retarded was actually real racism and actual retardation, and felt immediately at home with their "fellow" tards and racists

>>9011157
>when it was a seekrit club
So, only the first couple of years when you weren't even here?

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>>9009095
HMMMMMM

>>9011172
You know you're supposed to lurk for at least six months before posting, right?

>>9011205
>I've been here since summer 2016!
I bet you think pepe the frog was originally created to be a nazi mascot

>>9010231
>been since 2006
>uses ellipses
>uses exclamation points
>still think sage does anything at all
You are the newest of the new

>>9011296
Sage still works the same, friend

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>>9011296
>still think sage does anything at all

He doesn't realize sage works.

>>9011296
>still think sage does anything at all
lmao the irony
your next line will be: "I was just pretending to be retarded"

>>9010432
Kill yourself

>>9008554
>using the yotsuba background instead of tomorrow
That's pretty newfag of her

>>9011468
>Tommorow
More like Garbo

>>9011468
>tomorrow user talking shit about any other background
fuck off with you, fucking bottomfeeder
the only people who have the right to shit on default yotsuba/yotsuba B users are photon patricians - photonricians for short.

>>9011472
>>9011486
When you use 4chan for 16+ hours at a time, you need a dark background so your eyes don't get strained.

>>9011504
Turn on a fucking light in the background you retarded piece of shit.

>>9011509
Your an idiot

>>9011514
dark themes are only a problem if they contrast the room you're in you donglord

>>9011509
>wasting more energy than I need to when I can just change the background color
you're dumb

>>9011504
I use 4chan all day and have for about a decade, and I have never once used anything but the default yotsuba themes.
If you switch it you're fucking reddit cancer and need to leave.

>>9011523
Surely you don't actually care about the energy cost of a single lightbulb

>>9011509
Dark themes are far easier on the eyes. Anyone that thinks they aren't is a goddamn retard.

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>>9011527
I've been lurking since 2005 and posting since 2007; I can use whatever fucking theme I want, nigger.

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>>9011539
AWAY WITH YOU

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>>9011550
take this ancient meme and fuck off

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>>9011561

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>>9011569
>mfw you keep replying

we are all autistic on this blessed day

>>9011187
>>9009095

>tfw anons missed this

>>9011187
There is a bird on her Shoulder in OP's pic.

>>9009095
TITS OR GTFO

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>>9011468

>not using custom CSS

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>>9011832
>spotify

>>9009083
Never. The TVfication of the internet is only going to grow worse over time. *chans will be banned eventually when they generate too much uncomfortable political revelations for those in power.

>>9008554
I want buzzfeed to leave

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>>9011842

Who knew that a food board could be political?

/ck/ was always my safespace from reddit and /pol/

>>9011859
>Who knew a topic that literally every living person has an interest in on some level would attract people with different views on the world

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>>9011832
what the fuck

>>9009563
Sauce

>>9012388
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152

there's one where he talks about baneposting but i can't find it

>>9012400
>Shatner
More like Shartner, amirite /ck/?

>>9012400
Awesome

>>9008554
>Redditor tries to keep "the joke" going

>>9012400
knowing him I wouldn't doubt he posts about captain kirk:
"Can we all agree that kirk is best captain?"

>>9012545
He's actually behind the Commander, tell me about your sexual organs-posting.

>>9008554
for the love of god stop using the ubuntu font for paragraph text

Nah, I think I'll stay. But glad you think my bird is cute.

>>9012596
pls be my gf

>>9012615
I'll pass, but thank you for the offer.

Serious question, though. Did OP just search for "/ck/" on twitter or what?

>>9012626
sit on my face

>>9010265
I know right? Even on /v/ these days you say nigger you get like 10 replies telling you to go to /pol/, even though /v/ was only just recently the originator of such things like gamergate and that comic where /vr/-tan screams NIGGER at a black mario sucking his dick for like 5 panels

>>9011172
>110% of the "seekrit club" shit is posted by neophytes who think that ironic racism and pretending to be retarded was actually real racism and actual retardation, and felt immediately at home with their "fellow" tards and racists
You really need to go the fuck back to whatever shithole normie site you came from. Nigger hate threads have been a thing on /b/ since the beginning of 4chan, and that shit was NOT ironic. Also, if you weren't a complete newfag, you'd know that /n/ and /new/ were also unironically racist

>>9012626
hey did you ever notice how many jews there are in positions of power in the media?

>>9009955
>Normal people will either not care/know or they'll think you're a weirdo, pervert or racist. People who post here will hate you for talking about their secret club.
>weirdo, pervert or racist
In today's degenerate society the first two items aren't even unacceptable anymore, so the former asshole of the internet 4chan is basically just another normie site for many. It's also why there are so many faggots who whine about racism and "muh /pol/", because that is the one remaining element of proper 4chan that hasn't become normie-tier. There was even a comic made on /new/ a long time ago about M00t's bitching about the board with a Jew telling M00t to "clean up the website and make it more family friendly"

>>9009088
i think shes a buzzfeed employee or something

>>9009088
Nah, checkmarks are give out to every retard who writes a semi-monthly blog with four readers nowadays.

>>9011157
When it was moot's sekrit animu club, after chanology, or after the dozens of other floodgates over the years?

>>9009260
Fucking this

>>9012626
>buzzfeed writer
>constructs a sentence like "Serious question, though."

yep, it checks out

>>9012626
>>9012596

tell Blockhead Joe he's a fucking loser jew for us all

>>9010271
>>9010326
It's another "everyone on the left is a crybaby liberal hillary supporter" episode.

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>>9012626
Thank you for posting on /ck/.

Serious question, though. How many of your coworkers eat this stuff?

>>9015098
i dooo, honestly it's pretty good; it's like graham crackers but in a spreadable state

>>9011842

Back to Plebbit

>>9011832
Why are you in ck of all places?

>>9009625
why not though

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>>9009341
agreed. when I see someone posting "le epin 4chan memes" elsewhere, I truly understand how an Injun feels when they see someone else dressed up as them.