Why does the potato wear a jacket?

So you can jacket off

>>9002086
Based Lenny Bruce

It might get a bit cold outside in the winter :(

Poor tato, he's gonna freeze

They wouldn't let him into the dining room without one

>>9002084
Hay potato , take of your paaants and jackeeeet ,OOOH!

>>9002084
If I take that off will it die?

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>>9002084
Anyone else eat the skin too :^)

>>9003772
I do! ^-^ tee-hee
Wanna bump butts?

>>9002084
Its cold in russia

>>9003767
No, but it would be extremely mushy.

>>9003988
That's a big potato

>>9003826
You don't have to ask twice

>>9004014
For you

Lotta loyalty for buttered spud

>>9004648
well congratulations you got yourself mashed, now what's the next step of your recipe?

it's just a baked potatoe why are you talking about outer wear?

>>9002084
Jackets make you 20% cooler.

>>9005489
To butter this dish down, with no one left hungry!

>>9007410
Fuck off, ponyfag.