MEME FOOD: Spice Edition

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>>9001600
gogurt is a spice

>>9001600
I just bought some of this and have no clue how to cook with it. I'm trying to make a shrimp risotto with saffron.

I don't know where to start.

>>9001600
Are you fucking hating on saffron faggot?

>>9001611
Do you know how to cook with it?

>>9001610
rice dishes are the best way to use saffron, and the best way to do it is to simmer a pinch of saffron in a few cups of your stock/broth, then add the liquid like normal.

>>9001600
I have to ask for saffron at customer service at my grocery store where it's under lock & key because Hindus and gypsies were stealing it all before.

>>9001619
Yes. I make a killer saffron ice cream.

I don't think I've ever had saffron in a dish, I have no idea what it tastes like

>>9001654
tastes like a meme

>>9001600
Poorfag detected.

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Tumeric should be labeled a dye, not a seasoning.

>>9001674
It has a taste though? And it's kinda spicy

>>9001610
You're supposed to put in the saffron threads after pouring in the stock

>>9001781
Wrong
see:
>>9001629

>>9001600
>work in a kitchen
>can literally take massive amounts of this for free

so funny that people pay a shit load for a few grams. Especially since it's truffle tier overrated/priced

>>9001803
you mean steal

>>9001814
If that makes you feel better, sure

>>9001827
It doesn't really. I'd prefer if fucks like you got fired, but you should at least be man enough to admit that what you're doing is wrong.

>>9001849
fuck I love how butthurt you are

going to take some tomorrow in honor of your saltiness

>>9001858
nice obsession, weirdo

>>9001803
>>9001814
>>9001827
>>9001849
>>9001858
>>9001944
What's the big deal? Stealing fake saffron is a victimless crime