Cute Food Thread

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>>8999881

looks like pretentious wank, not cute

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Intermittently dumping what I have

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Chocolate heart roll cake
>>8999893
Rose ice cubes
>>8999893
Jello shots
>>8999901
Marshmallow coffee neko

Sorry, should have been specifying

>>8999891
>lighting 101

>>8999910
No amount of lighting would fix that disaster on the right

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Blackberry jellies

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Painted sugar cookies

This shit is pretentious

>>8999937
Jesus. Who would eat those? They're almost too well done to destroy with your saliva and teeth.

>>8999943
t. poorfag

>>8999961
t. hipster

>>8999943
What's the pretense?

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>>8999980
t. Big Mac

>>8999943
You don't know what pretentious means

>>9000031

On /ck/, any recipe that requires more than a phone and a take-away menu is pretentious.

>>8999983
>>9000031
>>9000039
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
Shaping your deserts into little pyramids or cubes or adding kittens to your coffee is cute, yea, but fucking pretentious. You aren't a fucking food artist. You're a laughing stock.

>>9000045
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed..

I think that's all in your head. You projected that to the people who've made these and then got mad at them for having ambitions that you yourself decided they have. I don't think the people doing it have claimed to be the most cultured human beings ever thanks to putting a marshmallow cat in a mug.

A cute cat in a coffee mug is a cute cat in a coffee mug and you can appreciate it as is.

>>9000056
It's trying to be artsy. How about that? Can you accept that it's artsy fartsy?

It's trying to stand out from a normal serving of the dish just for its own sake. That is fucking pretentious. Like that guy who makes hazelnut air pillows for his food to sit on. God what a fucking nutter.

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Caramel apple jello shots

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Chocolate neko cake

>>9000059
Less bitching, more dumping

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Panda bread

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McChicken

>>8999893
vaporwave

>>8999983
it's food trying to be more than just food

>>8999881
Sakura tastes worst than it looks desu

>>9000000

>>8999881
That shit looks like the mosquito cane from Jurassic Park

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Postin' what I have.

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>>9000766

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>>9000782

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>>9000791

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>>9000795

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>>9000801

Cuteass dim sum?

>>9000045
calling it pretentious is actually pretentious as fuck. respect peoples effort

>>9000806
>calling it pretentious is actually pretentious as fuck.
that makes no fucking sense

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>>9000805

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>>9000795
Thats pretty fucking cute anon and I'm sure you're cute, too.

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>>9000811

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>>9000817
That's some cute as fuck art, anon-kun.
>>9000818

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Here's some cute stripey rav I made last week.

>>8999881
that looks like part of a "new age treatment" bullshit

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>>9000824

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>>9000830

>>9000810
You're discrediting somebody's attempt to make their food look nicer and/or just be mood lifting by labeling it pretentious, but your opinion is worthless. Therefore, your post is more pretentious than somebody making cute little marshmallow kittens for the sake of it being cute could ever be by leagues.

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>>9000833

>>8999959
>almost

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>>9000839

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>>9000846

>>9000810
using the word pretentious in any situation is the height of pretentiousness

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>>9000852

>>9000834
That's some serious mental gymnastics, "sandwich artist"

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>>9000860
Some cute little sushi.

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>>9000868

>>9000856
nah

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>>9000873

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>>9000876

>>9000806
how trite

>>8999893
>>9000613
post more A E S T H E T I C food

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>>9000879

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>>9000893

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>>9000902

>>9000882
>snifters some brandy.

Indeed, quite.

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>>9000906

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>>9000910

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>>9000919

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>>9000924

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>>9000930

>>9000861
Unjustified claims with unwarranted authority, you're pretentious by definition, "faggot". Explain how any of this other shit is.

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Apple rose tarts

>>9000805
Thanks for contributing! Those dimsum are cute af

>>8999881
Looks good but imagine how annoying that would be to eat. Chewy flowers in a jelly on top of a soft panna cotta?

>>8999927
lost

>>9000059
Do you even understand the point of this thread you uncultured swine?

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>>9000107
I'd feel bad eating that those kittens on it are too cute

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Rest in Peace food pics from Japan guy.

>>9000936
>all that chocolate and raspberry
MUH

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>>9001569
Oh shit, he died?

>>9000936
its beautiful

>>8999881
would I be wrong if I guessed that 90% of this type of food comes out of japan?

>>9000946
4chan sure is a hellsite.

>>8999987
>there's no tipping
Wew

>>8999901
and then the cat melts like it was eaten by the blob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZqT1DFCSOs

>>9000577
Oh that's fucking beautiful

I enjoy this thread

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Contribootin'

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>>9000873

>>9000059
You realize most artists make art for their own pleasure, right? The person who thought of putting a cat in his coffee was thinking "this will be cute." You're fucking pretentious dude, not the other way around.

>>9000817
>>9000824
You weebs are so fucking gay.

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>>9003976
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

>>9003987
I don't know if it's bad, it definitely is embarassing though.

>>8999918
How about turning the lights off completely?

>>9002288
half of these look like diarrhea

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>>9003778
Oh you.

>>9000059
>>9000056

>REEEEE WHY DO PEOPLE DO ART IT DOESN'T IMPRESS ME STOP TRYING TO IMPRESS ME REEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL ABOUT ME

literally autism in action

>>9000946

stop trying to argue with a neet hamplanet. they get angry at anyone who does anything beyond shoving cheetos down their gullet while playing league.

>>8999891
>you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

>>9004185
spotted the sandwich "artist"