La Brasserie du /ck/

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>>8997885
Le McChicken du jour
25€

Avolattes
Dorilocos
Hurgin

>>8997896
Can I have a Gourmet McPoulet instead?

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Molecular gastronomy crab legs disguised as rectangular strawberries

Ten does, served to you by a waiter with cargo shorts on. You didn't order them, but he knew what was better for you.

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>>8997885
Avocat étonnant au pain grillé

Plastic laminated menu in Russian and English, sticky with mystery fingerprints

Terrible food, bad wine priced like first growth bordeaux

Loud fucking tacky Russians at the adjacent table, who you are pretty sure would kill you gangland style if you complained

All around just no. 3rd arondissement best arondissement

MIRROR CAKE

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>>8997911
Is this why Parisian genXers can't afford an apartment in Paris?

Lazy fucking bastards

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>>8997896
Will it come with Grey Poupon infused Mcchicken sauce? That would be marvelous!

>>8997885
Sole meunière
Steak tartare
Tortilla a la espanogle
Salade de crabe
Sausage with apple and sauerkraut
Asparagus
Haricots
Caesar salad.
Cheese plate
Panna cotta with honey
Fresh fruit
Coffee
Port
Creamy Chardonnay
Zinfandel

>>8998769
>zinfandel
Pretty sure French people don't know and don't want to know what that is. Call it Primitivo to avoid triggering them

>>8998769
Tortilla a la espanogle

thats poorman's food, good but poor.

>>8998769
>>9000314
It's tortilla À l'espagnole you stupid fucks.

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