>That first sip of the day.

>poverty
>MMHHHMMM
>DELISH!!
>1.09$

>>8997603
>Shatter Proof
We'll see about that. I have yet to find a 40oz that can't be sidewalk slammed.

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It's been upgraded to 42 oz with temperature sensor

>>8997639
At least it won't leave unexplainable cuts on you. . .

How much do these cost in your area? They are $2.28 at the Walmart here in Virginia.

I heard they can be cheaper at gas stations, but I dislike the one on one interaction with gas station clerks.

>>8997603
>Tfw steel is only 6.0% abv in your state
Why live?

>>8997639
t. hobo

>>8997650
Yea we just got these where I live super happy with them

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>>8997603
Plastic bottles are fucking garbage haven't had a 40 since the first one after the change lost a lifelong loyal customer. On the plus side I am much healthier.

>>8997664
1.99 here in Jersey

>>8997709
St ides and hurricane hg are still in bottles >>8997709

>>8997639
I like how you think, friend.

>>8997664
Richmond here, between $1.99 and $2.49 depending on the type of store.

They need to bring back the 64oz

>>8997603
they sell beer in plastic bottles?

ok im pulling the cultural appropriation card now america, you have to stop

>>8997807
>>8997807
Why? Just get 2 40s. 16 more ounces and it won't get all fucking warm.

>when you live in Canada and even a ghetto 40oz costs ~$4.50 USD before tax

>>8997603
>tfw /fit/ memes spill onto all of 4chan

Do 40s taste decent, or close to "normal" (shitty) beer? Friend wants to do Edward Fortyhands and I think I can handle the alcohol but I'm worried about the taste making me sick.
Only other "malt beverage" I've had is some 4Loko which was beyond vile.

>>8997923
just keep it cold. do not let it get warm under any circumstances

>>8997923
Colt 45 tastes like typical pisswater.

>>8997923
Take it from a Fortyhands veteran: it's slightly sweet and you can tell it's not good. Now just imagine what it will taste like when it's warm and let that propel you to victory.

Also no more than a light meal beforehand. You'll thank me later.

>>8997923
Edward Fortyhands is pure fucking suffering but if your power through it and succeed you will demonstrate some serious will power and garner respect amongst your drunk ass peers.

>>8998095
Okay I just reread what I posted and I am drunk as fuck. Sorry guys.

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>>8997603
>that first trip of the day

>>8998129
>tfw it lasts all day

You can function pretty well on shrooms though. Unless you decide to take a large dose.

>>8997603

I've noticed something over the years:

Our food portions get smaller
our booze portions get larger

something tells me the government wants me to stay drunk, malnourished, and dumb.

>>8998146

>book stores going out of business everywhere
>breweries opening up everywhere

really makes you think

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We like to pass share these in the breakroom at work

>>8997685
Try 3.25% in mine

>>8998201
really joggs my noggin

>>8997664
40s are like $3-3.50 where I live in California. I stopped drinking malt liquor for the most part when I got a job. I can get a 6 pack of good tasting craft beer that's 7-10% abv for $10 and that usually gets me feeling good.

>>8998269
Does it still have that gross sweet taste that normal malt liquor has?

>>8997639
It's plastic.

What should I get for spending 3 days in a cabin that you don't want to be at

>>8999194
bourbon

Why force yourself to drink shitty 40s that you hate when you can just force yourself to drink incredibly shitty vodka for a similar price while getting way more alcohol for their dollar?

>>8997664
Australia here. We get 40s in the form of apple cider and ginger beer. Typically cost around $7-8.

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>>8999306
Why drink garbage vodka when you can spend just a couple more bucks and drink pic related?

>>8998263
Where do you work at that you're chugging malt liquor in the break room? Haven't done that since I was in the navy.

Only degenerates drink beer.

>>8999327
>why buy garbage
>posts white label

>>8999337
Technically their label is black now, but Beam is Beam.

They have a rye I've never seen on shelves.

They have their standard bourbon.

They have various flavored whiskies that aren't worth my time.

They have some "top shelf" entries, but you're better off buying something small batch at that point.

If you're trying to get fucked up, Beam is the way.

You obviously aren't a very good alcoholic if you don't know these things.

>>8999336
fellow abstinent here, why even come into this beer thread and post your empty words?

>>8999335
tech support call center

>>8997639
It's plastic, genius

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>>8997603

>>8999336
Leave faggot