ITT: weird food shit only you do

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This one is quite good

mix a raw egg and huge squirt of yellow mustard into cooked and drained ramen noodles,

microwave until the egg sets.

delicious.

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and this one is my favorite

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Doritos dipped in cream cheese. Absolutely delicious.

>>8996188
i dip mine in mayo

>>8996138
Dipping popcorn in hot cocoa. Did it on accident one time while watching a movie. Turns out it's not bad.

>>8996152
Don't do this, it makes mustard fumes

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>>8996152
Is there anything that can't be improved by adding eggs? The creaminess you get from cooking a beaten egg into oatmeal is fucking GOAT.

>>8996152
>>8996208

enjoy your salmonella

>>8996156
It is literally impossible for McD's to make a shake that looks like that.

>>8996320
they just did

>>8996156
i know a girl who does this, you guys should get married

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the most simple and most delicious

>>8996229
Who the fuck would enjoy having salmonella you fucking creep?

>>8996354
huh? how is that weird in any way? This is how they serve sushi

>>8996368
yea but its just rice and soy sauce nothing else

Nutella and cheese sandwich.

>>8996188
>>8996192
fuckin burgers

>>8996422
What cheese? blue cheese?

>>8996431
cheddar

>>8996354
add raw egg while the rice is still hot

>>8996439
faggot

>>8996457
who the fuck eats raw eggs with rice

>>8996471
that's why you add it while the rice is still hot

>>8996502
You do know there is no way it will cook properly, even in boiling rice? All the bacteria will be still there, and the rice will just taste like egg now. Why make the egg separately, soft boiled eggs are much better than some sort of a rice-egg paste.

>>8996138
When mixing spices/breadcrumbs/etc into ground beef for hamburger/meatloaf i taste the raw meat partly to make sure i have the right amount of spices and salt but mostly because i really like raw beef.
>inb4 food poisoning
Never happened yet and i doubt it ever will.

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>>8996513
what's this paranoid egg fear? are you a retarded burger?
they are used raw for plenty of recipes and unless they are left unattended for a few days in a hot environment the risk is virtual

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>>8996591
Real talk, my mom always used raw egg whites in her frosting and it was good shit, never made me sick

>>8996156
Bottom right is vanilla, top left is...milk?

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>>8997838
pff...look at this rookie

top left is vanilla bottom right is BANANA

>>8997850
McDicks makes a banana shake?

>>8996457
Every time I do that it just ends up as a gross eggy slug-mucus texture

>>8997838
I think McDonalds does only 3 flavors, that's what's on their website and I never seen any others

>>8997865
That's because that guy is an idiot and hot rice is incapable of boiling an egg
You throw the egg into the boiling water as rice is nearly ready

>>8996146
What does this do?

>>8996591
American here, mom would always bake cakes when I was still around. 18 years of licking the cake batter beater and never once have I gotten sick.

>>8997855
Apparently

http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.drinksshakes.80.banana-milkshake.html#close

>>8997874
No you don't, he's describing a very specific dish, you unbelievably fat retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamago_kake_gohan

>>8997875
taste good

>>8997876
tell your people that there is nothing to fear from eggs, as long as you treat them with respect

>>8997880
you read shokugeki dont you

>>8997887
Amerifats don't have anything to fear from eggs, but I wouldn't trust eggs from a 2nd/3rd world country not to come from hens contaminated with salmonella
If it's shit stained throw it away

>>8997899
that is common sense
but eggs are one of the cheapest thing everywhere in the world, so there is no real import export of it
if you travel around, you should probably avoid anything that isnt full cooked
but that isnt related to this thread

>>8997899
t. suburban mom

>>8997954
go clean your room, right this instant

I like to eat bread and salt. My bfs grandma freaks out when I do this, probably WW2 flashbacks

>>8996426
Mayo anon is Canuck

>>8998018
My mom does this, interesting

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Me and some of my immediate family will make and drink cups of straight chicken or beef or vegetable broth from bouillon and drink it like tea.

Is this weird?

>>8998098
quite weird, why not just add more to your soup plate? Or do you drink it while eating something else? that would be even weirder

>>8996138
I DON'T LIKE SALT WITH EGGS

Really, anything egg-based, omelette, sunny side ups, scrambled, soft-boiled... I love eggs, I hate salty eggs.

>>8996208
tamago kake oatmeal m8

>>8998122
Nope, just by itself. Usually not at meals, sometimes with lunch if it's light. I never thought to question it until recently.

>>8996591
More than hot climate, what's dangerous is if the surface of the eggs gets wet. Water can bring bacteria from the outer shell to the insides.

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>>8998175
>>8998185

>>8998098
That's like that guy for the Hatchet book.

>>8998209
Peanut butter & Beetus Sandwich, the Cletus Special

>>8998209
>>8998175
Stop.

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>>8998239

Make. Me.

>>8998243
You didn't.
I know you didn't.
You couldn't.
No one could.

>>8998243
This is unsettling

Mayo and jelly sandwiches

>>8998098
I do that. Sometimes you're just in the mood for some broth

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>>8998246
>No one could.

I assure you that people are totally capable.

>>8998299
Youre a monster

>>8998175
>>8998265
meet up 'n fug

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>>8996156
This with a Wendy's frosty and chicken nuggents is 1000x better

i used to only be able to eat flamin hot cheetos dipped in mayonnaise when i was a kid.

>>8996471
Its a common comfort food in japan.

>>8998175
you disgust me

>>8996545
I thought i was the only one who liked raw beef, its a fucking delight

>>8996146
Mah nigga

I started making homemade popcorn and coating them with salt and freshly ground pepper

Its very nice, the pepper adds spiciness and for some reason a slight fruity after taste

>>8996513
Are you retarded?

I drink most fruit juice with a spoon like a soup.

I don't know why, but there's something about cold metal with cold juice that works. And it helps to extend

>>8998414
severe autism

extend what btw?

>>8998414
I used to do that, juice in a cup with a spoon

>>8998098
Whenever my mother cooks crab I drink the crab water straight from the pot. She tells me it
s bad for me is she right?

>>8998098
Holy shit. Where on earth did you get this mug? I need 10 right now

>>8997875

Mustard gas, don't make it

>>8998098
Did your family live in the dust bowl during the Depression? This was a thing back then.

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>>8996188
Try Doritos and condensed milk

>>8998175
Add banana for a more balanced flavor.
For holidays, add bacon.

>>8998474
extend his juice eating experience

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>>8998551

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I eat the batter off of chicken nuggets first (edges, then the flat sides)
I love the smell of (empty) freezer cardboard boxes and buy food in them just so I can smell it
I also do this >>8996156

>>8996188

Sour cream is better.

I always pour milk in my ice cream and stir it until it becomes soft like a milkshake

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>>8996188
i only tried this once and it made me fat overnight

>>8996573
>>>/x/

>>8998646
Nope. None of them lived in the dust bowl at all.

>>8998570
Does not seem very special to me.
I have a few that are very similar to this, I collected over the years through promotional stunts of different beer brands. "buy a 6 pack, get a glass/mug for free"

>>8998843
That's not something only you do, that's literally just making a milkshake.

Whenever I get french fries I always mix ranch with ketchup

Probably more common than most

>>8998843
congratulations you just made a fucking milkshake

>>8998098
Soketimes I'll get tomato or a few other types of soup in a large coffee mug. I usually do this when I have a sandwich like a grilled cheese I guess. I'll start eating the soup with a spoon and dipping my sandwich then eventually just drink it out of the mug. This is one of those things my dad did that I grew up with. I thought drinking soup in a mug was kind of normal. If I have ramen or cereal at home I'll eat the noodles/cereal then drink the milk/broth from the bowl (I don't do it in public though).

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>>8996138
also taking a sip of Coca-Cola with a mouthful of chicken mcnuggets

>>8999190
>>8999226
You don't understand, if someone gives me ice cream in a bowl I have to add milk like it's a fucking cereal and everyone laughs at me

>>8998175
I had a roommate that was trying to get me to eat this for a while, but I never tried it. I thought he was fucking with me at first, but I guess he thought it tasted pretty good based on the amount of times he mentioned it. Maybe I should try this shit just to do it. Ja/ck/ has shown me mayo has a wide variety of uses so this could be tolerable.

>>8996138
jam + eggs sandwich

When I was around 400 pound I used to love thick cut ham with melted marshmallows and sometime a tiny bit of mustard

I'm not 400 pounds anymore because I stopped that shit

>>8996138
Dipping hummus with tortilla chips

I grew up in a poor home and fell in love with plain boiled white rice with just salt and butter. I often eat this alone and usually use way too much butter and salt but I love it.

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>>8996138

>>8996208
i only thought i did this :)

>>8998776
Borb? What are you doing here?
You are far from home.
Your house is a couple boards down.

Drink pickle brine I guess?

>>8999440
You sick fuck

>>8998098
You're just drinking a soup base, no biggie.

>>8999294
My grandma used to send my mom to school with miracle whip and peanut butter sandwiches and its apparently horribly disgusting, don't do it man.

>>8997880
oh yeah excuse the rest of us for not being a weebo faggot

>>8999440
>>8999460
I chase bourbon with it. It's called a pickleback.

>>8999778
well that might have been a weebo kind of dish but he's right
just think to the enormous amount of sweets done with eggs that dont get cooked

beaten duck eggs
alone

>>8999800
what the fuck

>>8999880
I like to put ketchup on my scrambled eggs then add a little pancake syrup.

>>8996208
I poach an egg in the oatmeal but it's better with scallions and shit also

>>8999800
>>8999880
it's pretty normal. my parents generation often eat them still warm from chicken asshole, dig a hole and drink it
for my generation it was common to eat fresh yolk with sugar and a little wine when you were feeling weak
go outside, the world isnt trying to eat you

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>>8998098
BOVRIL

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>>8996138
Peanut Butter and Bologna sandwiches. Absolutely delicious...

I dip my grilled cheeses in ketchup. Sue me.

>>9000660
Is that... unusual?

>>9000669
very. but i endorse it, i dip quesadillas in ketchup and hot sauce mixed.

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>>8996360
please let this be stupid on purpose

i dip cheeze its big in Nutella
if i do this more than twice a month my BF% gets noticeably higher

>>8996146
I tried this for the first time recently. It's the perfect summer snack, IMO. Will definitely be doing it again.

>>8996513
Then use pasteurized eggs.

>>8999377
Ever had spaghetti with nothing but butter and black pepper on it? Surprisingly good.

>>8999440
>>8999460
It's actually good for your intestinal microbiota.

>>9000660
>>9000669
>>9000684
Serving grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato soup is commonplace. Ketchup isn't that unreasonable.

>>9000603
don't do it buddy

Cottage cheese and soy sauce

>>9000000

No photo, but a Slim Jim and some Jif peanut butter

>>9000944
I imagine this being insanely good. Try tobasco! Go to snack for me

>>9000603
looks good

>>9000955
I've mixed cottage cheese with sriracha before. The garlic flavour worked pretty well. Would be good in a wrap with some grilled chicken and leafy vegetables.

>>8996152
>microwaving an egg

you're disgusting

>>9000955
I really like green tobasco, so I'll try that. I like making quick meals by mixing cottage cheese with other stuff like beans and canned chicken with various condiments. It's fast and filling.

>>8998323
Fuck yeah, my man.

>>8998388
Homemade popcorn as in corn kernels in a hot pan with butter?

>>9000740
This is my go-to poverty dinner.

>>9000545
>pancake syrup
I do ketchup with my scrambled eggs but what the fuck??

>>9000740
that's an actual comfort food where I live

shit's delicious

Unfrosted poptarts, any fruit flavor will do. Toasted until very hot, with lots of salted butter. Mmm

I also add pepper, a lot of pepper, to ketchup. Delicious!

>>8999387
Sauce?

>>8996138
I often eat a whole tomato with just black pepper and salt. Sometimes I do the same with cucumber minus the pepper.

>>9001149
My family would often serve quartered tomatoes with salt and pepper as a side for omelettes.

>>9001114
It's so freaking good

>>9001162
My mom used to eat tomatoes dipped in sugar.
I tried it once and it wasn't gross but just weird.

Tomatoes, raw onion, black pepper and olive oil is god tier salad.

>>9001185
Add some feta to that.

>>9001189
Sure. Feta is great but it's a great salad as is for something really heavy.

>>8996146
Are you from South Carolina?

>>8998175
>>8998209
>>8998243
>>8998299
Cafe by me used to sell a sandwich that was basically a BLT with mayo, but with some non-sweetened peanut butter added to it. Very, very good.

>>9001268
Probably MS. It's an old custom for whitetrash and nignog children to do that down here. As a transplant from the north, I find it revolting.

>>9000562
Slav?

>>9001288
I always thought it was a greaser thing from the 40s

Jacked Doritos are really good with a slice of sharp cheddar on top.

>>9001306

It's very popular in the south even today.

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>>8996138
My brother and I both unironically do this. It's so strange yet such a good pairing. Like a Terry's chocolate orange.

Also nice if you dissolve some chocolate in your mouth and take a swig of orange juice.

>>8996138
dip my grilled cheese in ketchup

Peanut butter and pepperoni sandwiches
Dorito sandwiches (better with spicier versions like the Habanero)
Cereal sandwiches
Frozen Hershey's bar on a peanut butter sandwich

I'll eat basically anything between two slices of bread

>>9002085
Also forgot to mention Spaghetti sandwiches, one of my favorite. That and Meatloaf/mashed potato sandwiches.

I'm fucking disgusting, I know.

Peanut butter and chip sandwich.

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The only weird thing I can think of is that I eat pixie sticks. Like, the paper wrapper & all.

>>8998175
I fucking hate mayo so much. It's one of God's biggest mistakes.

>>8997875
It's a new forced meme. Don't bother

>>8996156
This
Chips in a nice Hungry Jack's vanilla thickshake is a meal for kings

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>>8998175
Blech, pic related is my go to sandwich, after good ol' pb and j of course

Open a pack of crisp biscuits to turn them soggy . Eat the soft biscuits .

>>9002701
Jesus christ dude
That just sounds wrong, you taste a whole bunch of sour / sweet paper

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>>8996146
>dirty american coke
I only drink mexican coke in the bottle with peanuts

>>9002070
i dont believe you

>>9001305
italian
stop being scared

>>9002701
Try making mayo yourself. It's incomparably better than store-bought shit. Alton Brown has a great episode on it called "mayo clinic" (Second half of the episode is the food processor method, which I suggest).

>>9003818
>Alton Brown

go back to redit and take your mayo with you

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>>9003830
Implying Alton isn't baller as fuck.

>>8996513
Or just look to see if your chickens have salmonella. Stupid cunt.

>>9003844
I don't know much about watches and guns, but a knife with full tang and only two pins, mosaic pins, is nothing to brag about.

>>9003856
The Browning HiPower was a masterpiece. It was the first Wonder-Nine pistol and, to this day, almost all pistols are basically clones of it. It is still in use today after 82 years.

>>9003856
>but a knife with full tang and only two pins, mosaic pins, is nothing to brag about.

wtf? plenty of full tang japanese knives use only 2 pins, poser.

And weeaboo faggots can worship hand made craft knives from shitfuck Japan, so why can't Alton enjoy a hand made knife from Brooklyn?

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>>9003865
>not recognizing the superiority of the M1911A1 .45 caliber and the indisputed fact it is the model for all modern handguns

>>9003871
Two mosaic pins? Yeah that's how you know its style over substance. Mosaics aren't strong like normal pins, that's why they're usually the middle pin. He can enjoy what he want's, just know that posting about on social media means his embarrassing taste is on display.

>>9003856
>posting thing you enjoy on your twitter
>bragging

hello there, mr autismo

>>9003883
Right, because modern handguns use barrel bushings. DERP.

Also, even Saint-Browning thought the .45 ACP was obsolete. He just made the round that the US Military wanted.

>>9003883

They were both designed by the same person.

>>9003901
wow how is that relevant to anything?

>>9003904

The obvious conclusion is:
Since they were both designed by the same person, and the HiPower is the later design, then that implies that the HiPower is superior in the eyes of the designer.

>>9003921
Stop pulling stuff out of your ass. You don't know if the designer thinks the later design is better, you don't even know if the designer was going for a better design. Even if the design was better in the designers eyes it doesn't mean that it is actually better.
Basic logic, but retards like you can only into common sense and emotions.

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Everyone does it here tho. Also add condensed milk.

>>8998855
try dipping flamin hot cheetos in it

>Elementary school cafeteria lunch
>Take chicken tendies or fish sticks
>Dip in mashed potatoes
>Then dip in corn
>Finally dip in ketchup
>Enjoy childhood obesity

>>9003844
What is that knife used for? Does the blade being triangular instead of curved serve a purpose or is it just a perference?

>>9004075
There is most definitely an arc to the blade, though it seems to have a much larger radius, making it less apparent. It'll definitely affect the feel as it cuts through ingredients, but I'm unsure how you would best measure the difference. What is objectively the best radius is hard to say, so it's easier just to call it subjective and leave it at that.

>>8996146

this isnt real. stop being a nigger.

>>9004127
It is, in fact, a thing. It's also pretty tasty. Good mix of sweet/salty.

>>8997875
This kills the cola

>>9003044
I love peanut butter and tuna. This is basically the same thing....

>>8999291
Everyone laughs because you're a sperg who doesn't know what a milkshake is.

>>9000603
>sweet peanut butter
>salty bologna

This has potential

i have to "lick" the milk 5 times to see if its bad. Buy licking, I mean like a cat.

>>8998098
we do something like that in my country, when we make Pulmay (shellfish and some meat and potatoes on a pot) people just drink the broth straight from mugs, its even sold separately on fairs and shit.

>>9004162
that sounds like an ocd ritual

Sardines in my omelette, it's actually very tasty and filling.

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>>8996354
Amen brother

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>>8998299
The world is ending.

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>>9003277
Aldo is that you man?

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>>8998299
>people not realising the white stuff is fucking marshmallow fluff
I've literally never even eaten marshmallow fluff yet I still recognised it. You guys are fucking retards.

>>9004314
Oh i got to try that in the morning!

>>9004966
Nah man, the texture looks a little different than marshmallow fluff, I think it's really mayo.

>>8996138
Wtf could've sworn when I saw this thread yesterday it was a glass of milk

>>9005168
I think you have brain cancer.

>>8998671
I do this with puffy cheetos.

>>9003982
TnT?

>>8998098

>drinking phosphates

I do this with beef broths though. It was a staple in an itallian restaurant I worked with. It was like drinking buttery cum spewed by Odin.

>>9001121
Cum sauce

>>9002089
Spaghetti sandwiches are pretty normal amongst old people in mexico, last time i visited my aunts they offered me a Torta de Sopa, basically a spaghetti sandwich, i took the Queso de Puerco, its like tete lde porc

>>9003818
Making mayo is easy as fuck

peanut butter and pancake syrup sandwiches

my dad eats mayo and banana sandwiches sometimes

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>>8996156
Which flavor am I voting for with this

>>9006092
Semenshake

>>8999162
Not mine; pulled this image from a random image search. Sorry, anon.

>>8996354
this is literally poverty food
at least add an egg in there

>>8996138
I crush multiple sneakers ice cream bar in a bowl to eat them like a regular ice cream.

>>9000000

I personally have a thing for fries dipped in frosties from micky D's. I love it.

I rub my finger around my asshole then lick it

>>8997890
No, I read/watch *insert any kind of media that is from Japan*. It's literally a meme food over there.

>>8997870
Nope they do 4 at least in the UK

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The only weird things I do are addomg chips to deli sandwiches and mixing together hot & sour soup and egg drop soup at a Chinese buffet together. But compared of some of the other posts here, I just look like a normalfag in comparison

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When I eat pelmeni, I rip the dough off them and eat it first, leaving the meat, and when I am done with all the dough, then I eat all the meat. I don't know why.

I don't know if this is weird, but when I prepare chicken breast, I'm extremely picky about the quality of the meat. If there's any bloody parts, i cut them off and throw them away. Same with any parts that have too much loose "skin"(?).
In the worst case, it happens that i throw away half of the meat

>>9000660
that's not weird lad

>>8996368
>this is how the serve sushi
>fucking soy sauce on rice is sushi
>sushi places serve soy sauce already on their food
>soy sauce goes on the rice and not the fish so the rice falls apart and makes a mess

>soy sauce on fucking white rice is how they serve sushi

Where exactly are you located so I can come over and beat you to death with a phone book?

>>9002797
>grand parents did this when they were kids
>its a forced meme
>everything is internet memes

>>9007068
Rice comes in contact with soy sauce and they fit together, you absolute autist. There is fish there too.
How does your rice fall apart so easily anyway? Literary never happened to me.

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>>9003277

Mexico coke is good, even better than American coke, but I still don't find myself being an elitist douche like yourself.

Bbq chips and cream cheese

Not that weird though, I'm sure someone else does it

>>9000603
not bad...

>>9006962
This is why I don't eat meat.

>>9007607
and that's why you're a weak cuckold

>>9007618
>cuckold
ebin.

Honestly I was expecting something like pineapple pizza but you guys are fucking sick.

Doritos and chocolate
Coke n peanuts.
Mayo and peanut butter.
Milkshakes and french fries.


You fucking degernerates better post this thread in /b/ just between the chopped dicks and the cute furries.

Just die you burgers. Die.

>>9007633
epic /b/ro, simply epic
we so craaazy

>>9000603
try peanut butter and onion

>>9007633
>Milkshakes and french fries.
thats actually not weird at all
ps. youre a faggot

>>8996138
I dip pickles in katsup

>>9003044
is that... cat food?
seriously who packages salmon like that?

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>>9003277
>>8996146

I've never seen anyone do this with American coke...

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My brother has the hands down most sickening concoction I've ever seen.

>toast
>butter
>bbq sauce
>parmesan cheese

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>>9008304
They've sold those packets for ever. They have those tuna packets in MRE's cause they last forever.

>>8999440
me and my cousins used to fill ice trays with pickle juice and toothpicks for ez picklepops

>>8998098
Where i live you can buy packages for this exact purpose

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>>8998175
>>8999288
>>9003982

>>8999440
i drink pickle juice if i'm feeling a bit hungover for a quick zing.

Have any of you guys ever mixed mayo and pickle juice to quickly make a salad dressing?

>>8996138
I constantly buy large amounts of tomatoes, cucumbers and raddishes and cover them with tartar sauce. I am kinda addicted to tartar sauce. Not healthy, but tasty. I always own at least two bottles in my fridge. It spoils fast though.

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>>8998098
I do this all the time when I go for a run in the summer and come back sopping wet and ready to collapse. I drink it cold and straight from the fridge.

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>>8996146

Put fries on a cheese roll

>>8998098
No, but it's weird that you call it "broth" when you're consuming it as soup.

>>8996188
how is this weird i do this all the time with tortilla chips

flamin' hot cheetos and candy corn. I like to put the candy corn in my mouth first, let that melt a bit, coat the inside. Then I insert around 2 medium sized flamin' hot cheeto sticks inside and munch that. It's a slow sweetness that suddenly gets kicked up by crunchy spice. 9/10 would very much recommend.

>>9010115
Because I've never seen anyone else do it aside from my mom?

>>8996152
Okay I do this but I pout the ramen into a fry pan with the egg and some soy sauce then stir it.

>>8998098
I always considered this sort of like drinking tea but for people who prefer meat-y tastes rather than sweet ones.
It's like how some people eat garbage candies for a snack and others will have supreme meat jerkies.

>>8999440
I microwave then drink the water from cocktail weenies.

I eat fried chicken sandwiches and put peanut butter and jelly on the chicken.

I add honey and milk to chicken and dumplings along with turmeric and spices to give it a sweet and savory taste

Mix tuna and pineapple in a bowl and enjoy, lads.

>>9009346
EYYYY bETER

>>8996156

>food shit that only you do
>post a facebook react image created by another person and reacted to tens of thousands of times

>>8998243
>>8998209
>>8998175

>weird food shit thread
>this is the only weird thing to be posted

disappointing

Well
Drinking pure water from can of sweet corn i think its called in english, also the water from pickle's and sometimes i take a sip or two from a jar of green olives. I really do enjoy the corn water more then the corn itself. Also, i fry bread on a pan with kebab spices, when it comes out its drenched in oil and its so delicious with salted tomatos

>>9010717
this sounds like a poor man's ceviche

>>9004966
Buddy this is not fluff. Consider being more respectful when you're talking out of your ass.

>>8996146
Holy shit yes, gonna do this later now.

>>8996156
This is completely normal and everyone I know does this.

>>8996188
Uncommon, but not weird at all.

>>8996208
Can't say I've seen someone do it before, but it makes sense.

>>8996354
Also completely normal.

>>8998175
First post in this whole thread that's legit weird.

>>9003044
There's a good chance a bite of that would make me insta-vomit, and I love salmon.

>>9003982
wut

>>9006947
>I don't know why.
Talk to your doctor about autism and see what he or she thinks anon.

>>9000603
I actually eat this shit all the time

>>8996188
This is what I ate through junior high. Came to murrica as an emaciated azn, and couldn't see my toes by freshman year of high school

>>8996152
Just crack the egg into the soup while you're boiling the noodles.

I like mac and cheese with a squirt of bbq sauce.

>>8998098
Not that weird, they used to serve it in football (soccer) stadiums

>>8996188
Doritos and tzatziki is the best, give it a try, much better than regular sour cream.

Peanut butter in oatmeal, stir, then spread it onto some toasted bread and make it a sandwich.

>>8997838
this

>>8997850

>inb4 banana
nice try guy, that's not a real flavor

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>crush Doritos into fine pieces
>mix with a little water or milk to make a spread
>use this for tons of my roast beef sandwiches
>used to layer dorito chips on a foot long from subway
>do it with the spread too now
>the taste with the onion vinnegerate sauce

>>8998671
>>9005481
that actually sounds heckin' good

>>8998947

kek

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>>8999283

soup mugs are a thing (at least in western europe)

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>>8999440

literally what is a pickleback

goes great with dark liquors

After I eat some semla I go on a killing spree because I don't have anymore.

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>>9006740

sneakers

>>9012625
mixing with a liquid is weird.
Crushed doritos used as the finishing crumb in what you would otherwise normally dredge is decent though.

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when I eat these or any other chips, sometimes i just lick off the seasoning without eating the actual chip and then just throw out the pile of licked ones when I'm done eating
it's a habit i picked up when i was trying to lose weight a few years ago

>>9004162
i do this too
let's mate

>>9012711
>t. Jonte, 14

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The weirdest thing I do to this day is take the cheese off of my pizza. Did it since I was a little girl and will likely do it for the rest of my life. I actually like most normie cheeses, but can't stand mozzarella. The sponginess just overpowers the dish, and there's almost no flavor given how dense it is. I just feel like I'm eating rubber.

I still eat the toppings though, as I love pepperoni and sausage. I recommend most people at least try this once, just to see how good it tastes.

>>9012740
It's just to make it a spread

>>9012793
I like mozzarella on pizza as long as it's cooked to a golden-brown and no longer super stringy. More than a couple of times, growing up, I took a bite of pizza, only for it to amount to a disgusting, unchewable wad dangling down my throat.

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Carmelise a whole onion and eat it by itself.

>>9012793
I've done it before, honestly I prefer the mozzarella on there. It has a nice mildly salty flavor and frankly I enjoy the texture.

You're entirely entitled to your own opinion, but if I were on a date with a woman at a pizza joint and she did this I'd excuse myself to use the restroom and then stealthily leave the restaurant.

>>9012741
>Daily reminder that this is the same guy that throws away crust, banana peppers, and likes all the icing off a cupcake and throws it away.
I'll find you.

>>9012793
Shit Mozzarella can fuck with a pizza a bit but it still works really well with most types of pizza.

If I get American pizza I'll go Supreme because literally everything works on it.

My quirk is fast-food related, I've been psychologically trained to hate pease. Growing up I had a lot of mediocre "chinese food", and the pease in the fried rice was always stale and burnt or not cooked at all and any other combination of terrible. So I picked them out.
I like the flavour of pease and I'll gladly eat them without thinking, but just looking down at them on a plate and I'm inclined to push them to the side.

I'll eat literally anything other than tinned tuna. I have to physically fight vomiting when I smell it. Fresh tuna is great but I can not cover tinned tuna with enough to get past my aversion.

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>>9012898
>mfw one day I was eating my takis like that and putting the "scraps" on a plate
>fell asleep
>wake up from nap and see my dad snackin on the licked takis with our neighbor

>>9000603
I'm not the only one

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>>9012911
Did you at least tell them?

>>8999283
this is a pretty common practice where I live, especially at work

>>9012928
of course not, but once they left i threw out the rest so that they don't continue eating them

my girlfriend saw me doing this "ritual" the other day and said it's a waste of chips, but other than that people haven't seemed to care too much about it
i often do it in front of others and they don't seem to mind

>>9012847
did this when dieting
salt pepper and butter for sweet buttery goodness

>>9012346
>>wut
Chocolate powder rice

>>8998098
Not too weird, people doing keto do this to supplement their sodium intake.

>>9012793

I would take the cheese off the pizza, fold it in half, and put it back on top. The bottom would not have any cheese, but the top would be EXTRA cheese!

I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.

>>9014616
That's becoming more common.