Mommy gave me $35 to buy food for myself, what should i

>>8994380
A bag of rice and some soy sauce. The cheapest meat possible if you're feeling rich.

>>8994380
Beans and grits

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35 dollars? wow that seems like a lot of money. I would definitely order a large pizza, and buy some chips. and waffles

spam and rice

Buy lots of Ramen noodles

Get seven Little Caesars hot n ready pizzas.

>>8994380
Go rent a handgun, and a the smallest box of ammo possible

Beans, lentils, and rice, like the rest of the really poor world. Stop making these stupid threads.

>>8994508
he can just buy a box of ammo, take out one round, then go to a gun store and ask to check out a gun.

>>8994380
Eggs. Learn how to cook.

Get a tin of luncheon meat, dry oatmeal, discount bread and yeah rice like these guys said.

>tfw mommy only gave me $14 to buy food for the rest of my life

How do I stretch my money? I was thinking mcchickens.

>>8994545
Kek

>>8995332
You can buy one item off the dollar menu for the next 14 days then kill yourself afterwards.

>>8994380
>>8994429
>>>/r9k/

>>8994389
This, OP.
Except instead of meat buy eggs.

>>8994566
>>8995664
Don't ignore this advice, OP. If you need a cheap protein source, a little bit of money can buy a lot of eggs.

Awhile is like 2 hours before she will bring you your favorite tendies with can of diet cock? Buy yourself soap and noose, my dear b8er.

eggs. 35 dollars buys a shitload of eggs.

>>8994380
A nice shirt for a job interview.

Flour
Rice
Beans

These are the cheapest calories you can get at a grocery store. Buy some eggs learn to make bread it's fun.

Rice
Beans
Oats
Eggs
Chicken breast

Then stand outside and beg for condiments and spices citing you need help to make your world seasoned and saucy.