>white chocolate >is not real chocolate Why is this allowed?

It's specifically done to trigger autists. Rich people have to laugh too.

That's why they bother putting the qualifier "white" in front. It's not chocolate. It's white chocolate. Like an open faced sandwich can't just be called a sandwich. You always say open faced sandwich

>>8992910
it's made with cocoa butter so it's like half chocolate kinda like butter is half milk

>>8992910
white chocolate is GOAT you faggot.

White chocolate contains cacao butter but not cacao powder. I want my coffin to be white chocolate.

>not even a real chocolate
>still better than milk or dark chocolate
how will cocoa butter containing chocolate ever recover?

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>>8992910
>hamburger
>made with beef

>>8993940
>steak burger
>made with beef

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>>8992962
>it's like half chocolate kinda like butter is half milk

>>8994621
Yeah, that's why they call it block milk.

>>8992910
It's got cocoa butter you fucking cocksucking fuckface cunt

>>8993940
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S NAMED AFTER HAMBURG YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THE NAME HAS LITERALLY FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HAM

>>8994723
>hamburger
>not made from Germans

Why did the chocolate go to jail?

Because it was fake chocolate

Lol

>>8994726
IT COMES FROM HAMBURG YOU FUCKING COCKSMOKER

>>8994739
>hamburger
>made in America

>>8992910
Taste wise, white chocolate and bananas are identical. I don't know why anyone bothers with white chocolate, bananas are cheaper.

>>8994775
see
>>8994621

>>8994775
dude see a fucking doctor right now!!

>>8994775
This is what happens when you eat too many steaming hot and/or painfully spicy foods, kids.

>>8992962

I consider it real chocolate 'cause of the cocoa butter.

Meanwhile, candy that has cocoa powder but hydrogenated palm kernal oil (think Palmer easter bunnies) isn't real chocolate. It's "mockulate."

It's the cocoa butter that makes chocolate so amazing.

>>8994728
Why did the chocolate didn't go to jail?

Because it was white chocolate

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>mfw white chocolate Reeces cups
>Mfw on sale 3 packs for 3 dollars

>>8994842
I'd say smoking is a much more likely cause.

I eat loads of spicy food and IMHO bananas and white chocolate taste nothing alike.

white chocolate IS real chocolate.

it's dark and milk chocolate that aren't real chocolate.

white chocolate contains all the sweet ingredients that we regularly regard as "real chocolate." Raw chocolate, however, is inedible. It's not sweet. It's not soft. It's not melty. Raw chocolate is like eating activated charcoal.

So I find it funny people call dark chocolate and milk chocolate "real" chocolate, when in fact it's so far removed from its original, unsweetened, flavor, it's unrecognisable.

Like imagine if someone said "a jello mold is REAL cake." No. A jello mold doesn't contain the flour, leavenings, eggs, or butter found in real cake recipes.

White chocolate is real chocolate. Dark/milk chocolate is just disgusting bullshit poorly disguised as white chocolate.

>>8994775
Do you even taste, bro?

>>8996283
Bullshit.

>>8992910
>white people
>is not real people
why is this allowed?

>>8992910
Never cared for it, too sweet.

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>>8996276
>white chocolate Reeces cups

WHERE!!??!?!?

>>8997692
CVS or any super market, in the us at least

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>>8996276
>>8997692
Nevermind, I found them.

>>8997694
None locally. Just normal kind.

>>8992910
because there are people that enjoy the taste

and cocoa butter comes from cocoa too.

I've known a person that is allergic to chocolate but was able to eat white chocolate.

>>8994842
That and smoking fucked my taste buds up.

I still have sweet and sour, but that's about it, tbqh famalam.

>>8992910
I really don't like white chocolate, but white chocolate Twix is fucking transcendent