Based Ramson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_ KMYulI_s

>>8992630
He handled the raw meat and cross contaminated everything!

>>8992695
You can eat beef raw, plus it looks like he cooked everything it touched anyway.

>>8992630
I watched this entire thing and it was honestly the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I don't know why this retard thinks you need to constantly lather the burger with oil and butter. It's literally one of the most fat-dense meats as it is. I understand that the normies he usually caters to don't value the nutritional side of the foods they eat but everything about this is just objectively gross. Fuck him and fuck the people who eat this garbage. This is why people think meats cause cancer and heart disease. It's not the meats, it's just these idiots that compound five different fats into an already fatty dish for no reason. It doesn't even make it taste better.

>good angus beef
>seasoning
>slice of cheese

That is all you need

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>>8992720
>fat causes heart disease

>ON
>DOWN
>ON
>DOWN
>ON
>DOWN

>Stevie Wonder
>Kanye

>Done

>>8992630
>Pressed burgers

PAN

NICE AND HOT

>>8992630
"chuck, ground beef, brisket" -Ramsey
WTF kind of "beef" is the ground beef? He doesn't know. Because someone else came up with the blend.
"Don't take them out of the fridge ice cold"
Do you even listen to yourself?
"Bind it with egg...that way they don't fall apart on the grill"
Oh geez
"You can't season a burger after its cooked"
Oh really?
"Move it as less as possible" - Ramsey
Grammar much?
"Lid down improves the sear"
It does?
"How many times have you had a wet bun?"
Nope, not even once.
>Toasting buns before the raw onions go on
True chef timing? Nope.

Geesh he's so stupid. Anyone with any burger grillin' experience would be hand patting them with some concave nature in the center, not overpressed into this tight compact shape, and certainly not with toughening egg (NO WAY). Throwing salt and pepper at your grill. Did he put that L and T on the bottom bun?? No sear on those, really. Yessss, he's a poser and he probably shouldn't be in full sun.

>>8992720
Science confirmed that fats aren't the cause, its sugar. The sugar industry is now on the defensive.

>>8992630
too thicc

>>8992630
it's like the camera crew showed up at his house while he was on vacation and pointed out that he was 1 recipe short of his contractual obligations.

I don't get why people give him so much flak for this video, I personally found the burger to look pretty good and it's obvious he isn't the kind of chef who makes bbq but I'd still gobble that shit down like an animal.

>>8992801
get out, Gordon.

>>8992798
>it's like the camera crew showed up at his house while he was on vacation and pointed out that he was 1 recipe short of his contractual obligations.
Point out it was a rented house, and I'd believe it. He's seems a little too impressed with his "own view" or something phoney here, as he uses a portable grill literally 1 foot from the edge of his patio's edge. I'd believe more of a outdoor kitchen or space to entertain in any home a person of his lifestyle would have designed.

>>8992815
Now that's interesting.

>>8992801
It's Ameriblobs. They are fine eating filth from a trough but if you use a bbq they turn into the most pretentious snobs around.

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>>8992630
Not /juicy/ enough for me, britboi

>>8992835
I would understand if the burger was overcooked or if he put avocado slices but everything he did seems fine.

>>8992781
You have idiots like this who has to pad his "argument" with grammar corrections.

>using a binder
nice meatloaf sandwich you have there, gordon

>>8992841
I don't even know where to start with this abortion. The raw meat, the cold cheese, the soggy bun? How many ways can you fuck up 5 ingredients?

Look how nice these burgers are, the F burger you can get them in my restaurant in Hollywood btw really nice burger go to my restaurant it's in Hollywood

He's already making the mistake of wearing dark jeans in that weather and next to a hot barby, he must be sweating

>>8992841

does jack actaully eat this

>>8992815
It's very likely that it is a rented house.

Also, I've seen many cooking programs where they will have the chef use "small" appliances to demonstrate a recipe with, even if they are on location at a professional restaurant kitchen with a full array of commercial-quality gear.

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>>8992630
>that long distance seasoning

>>8992915
No one knows if he's missing a leg or what. No living man has ever seen his calves, he's probably got stick legs and is embarrassed to show them.

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>>8992998
He showed almost everything in an episode of that show about shitty hotels.

>>8993012
Jesus man put that fucking flabby thing away.

I DID NOT ask for THAT.

>>8993021
You're not meant to find old men attractive
You just suck their dick because they have money.

I like thicc but not on my burger

>>8992801
Because he doesn't know what he's doing with a burger and still claims that it's best burger ever. Everything he's claiming and doing goes against a lot of what people know about burgers. Toasting buns doesn't prevent sogginess, adding more oil and more butter to an already fatty burger is too much, throwing salt and pepper on while the onions and burgers are cooking? On a grill? What is that going to achieve? Either overly salty foods, or a whole bunch of burnt pepper and salt at the bottom of your grill. It's clear someone else came up with this, didn't bother checking the recipe and he still went with it. It's really damn bad.

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STOP APPROPRIATING USA CULTURE!

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desu senpai, I want that grill! It's like Jack and the giant beanstalk. It has magical properties that keeps magically making more food appear out of no where.

So what to do if you don't like cheese or mayo, and are not a big fan of fresh tomato? Where are the savory/spicy burgers with chewy and crispy half rye buns, instead of shitty brioche bread?
That burger looks generic as fuck, and extremely bland.

>>8993088
So subway.

>>8993088
You can tell if food is bland by looking at it? What is your sixth sense called?

>>8993098
>bland by looking at it
>That burger looks generic as fuck, and extremely bland
"Looks" being the keyword. Nice reading comprehension.

>>8993110
Are you a complete retard?

>>8992815
>Technically, I never claimed it was my house or I lived there.

Exactly like R. Lee Ermey as his over-the-top super marine bullshit & referencing his time in 'Nam., but when you point out he was an aircraft mechanic & never was in combat:

>I never claimed I was in combat. I dont know where anyone gets the idea that I was in combat.

>>8993012
hahahah what the fuck

>>8993138
Please tell me you know what bland means.

>>8993148
Think of Japanese food, anon.

>>8992781
is this bait?

>>8993148
Now you're shitposting, moreso.

>>8993012
NICE AND HOT!!!!!!!!!

>>8993088
Picky eaters are just the worst.

>>8992630
it's too fucking big

>>8992630
>cross contaminating everything he touches with raw meat
>no pickles
>hey, instead of ketchup, let's use fucking mayonnaise and butter

Absolutely disgusting.

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>>8992695
>beef
>cross contaminating

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>>8993289

for you.

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>>8993012
Mr. Ramsay you have no ass!

To Americans - does he sound Scottish or English to you?

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>We toast the buns
>Why do we toast the buns?
>Salt and pepper on the buns

>>8993886
Lol, you think americans on /ck/ can identify accents? Most can't even identify England on a blank world map. More likely than not they would label Indonesia as England.

>>8994138
OBSESSED

>>8993886
He doesn't sound scottish at all

salt and pepper

olive oil

just literally

mmmmh

I finally understand why ethnics get upset about Americans cooking their dishes.

>>8992720
the oil on the burger I'm pretty sure is just to make sure it doesn't stick to the grill and fall apart upon flipping, but okay autist.

>>8992695
A lot of TV chefs do this. I think it's just to make it quicker for presentation purposes and they probably don't actually eat the food.

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>>8992695
>>8994270
it's fucking beef

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>>8992630
>mixing salt in with the beef
>egg
enjoy your meatloaf burgers

>>8994239
?

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Main sin is the egg, everything else looks good. Plus it's cooked medium-well, which is what fucking faggot retards on the internet need to see or else they'll dislike the video into oblivion.

>>8994295
Can't put my finger on it but there's something distinctly European about that burger. Not necessarily in a good way.

>>8994316
Right, so you're just getting offended for no reason over """cultural appropriation""" in cuisine.

>>8994319
Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear from my original post. Though offended is a strong word for it.

>>8994316
>Can't put my finger on it but there's something distinctly European about that burger. Not necessarily in a good way.
This. It's american understandings without a real lifetime of enjoying good burgers grilled well. If you aren't a world traveler you wouldn't get the distinction. If you didn't see Ramseys quest to make a meltable cheese food product facsimile, you wouldn't understand the desire to be american with your burger on quite the same level. While over in the States, we're just using real sliced sharp cheddar.

>>8992630
This watches like a Jack video. Has Ramsay finally lost it?

>>8993899
I feel like half the shit he did was just killing time for the camera. I mean, did he really need to put a little dollop of mayo on the tomato? There is no way he would do any of that during service.

>>8992630
A true inspiration to all chef's in the world, thank you gordo.

>>8992630

PAN

NICE AND HOT

>>8992630
was this segment done live? a lot of awkward moments.

>>8992841
Jesus fucking Christ what an abortion.
Might as well just put a live fucking cow in there.

>>8994763
Name five.

>>8994774
air plane interrupting him 3-4 times
knocking the bottle of oil over
the above followed by an obvious cut and re-take
on-out-in on-out-on on-out-in
that third lettuce unfolding it's self
give me an 's- S, an a- A, an l- L, a t- T'
once you've assembled a burger and can't re-break it down

just to name a few. alot of the fault though lies in the mastering of the audio. some of the flubs could have been avoided with proper editing.

>>8994791
just to add though, this isn't gordon's fault. he's just doing his thing.
the incompetence here lies with ABC and Good Morning America. they're clearly not up to the BBC (the people who produced the F-Word)'s standards.

>>8994774
not him but I can immediately name 1 that was bad enough to remember off the top of my head 10 hours after watching
>After that *awkward pause* gimme an s, s, gimme an a, a, gimme an l, l, gimme a t, t SALT and pepper

It's the way he keeps shouting ON. Sporadically and inappropriately.

What did he mean by this?

>>8995279
I genuinely think Gordon is a high functioning autist

>>8993317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMtXcxOP0F8

>stevie wonder
>kanye
>DONE

>>8995472
>I genuinely think Gordon is a high functioning autist

no, he's just very clearly high on something alot of the time. that hollywood meth, man

Call mea pleb but I think that burger is quite good and would love eating it. Though I wouldn't pay $25 or whatever he charges for it on his restaurant.

>>8992630
motherfucker just slid the bread and veggies where the raw meat was what the fuck

>>8992695
>Waa waa look at me i dont know how bacterial growth works!

>>8992630
>"you can't season a burger after its cooked"
>"Before they come out of the grill, season them lightly"
what did he mean by this

>>8992998
You know he does triathlons?

ON

>>8995831
cardio =/= leg day
also, calves are mostly genetic. so you can be captain upper body but still have piddly calves

>>8994316
think about this feeling the next time you upload a ham scrambled egg carbonara

so have any of you abject poverty creatures seen his cookery series?

>>8996047
That people have seen his calves was my point. If I wasn't being a filthy phoneposter, I'd post an image myself.

>>8996047
>calves are genetic
That must mean that being a fatty fat fat is genetic, too, because many of them have very well defined calves. It's almost like it's not genetic and has much more to do with how much they get used, and that carrying around a massive tub of lard all day will give them definition.

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>>8992630
Goddamn, Brits age like fuckin milk

>>8996244
In general you're right, but Gordon is 50 years old. He looks fucking amazing.

>>8992841

do americans really cut everything in half before they eat it?

>>8996249
Please, my 62 year old grandpa look much better than him

>>8996206
This, I'm fat and my calves are fantastic

Every day is leg day when you're fat

>>8996255
Then your grandpa looks pretty amazing himself.

>>8996249

he looks 70

>>8996262
I don't think you know what 70 year olds look like anon.

>>8996206
you're fucking retarded. have you ever tried training calves? it's nearly fucking impossible.

GRILL

PIPING HOT

[spoiler]I made the burgers from this video yesterday. Yum[/spoiler]

>>8996250
You don't? Weirdo

>>8996299
>fatty fats have defined calves
that guy is literally delusional, that's just fat
or if they were fat for a long time, then their calves grew because of constant work holding up hundreds of pounds

>>8996299
>you're fucking retarded. have you ever tried training calves? it's nearly fucking impossible.
No, it's not. Maybe you're just starving your own muscles and skipping workouts. Muscles react to exercise and weights. Get a trainer if the magic isn't working for you.

>>8996267

he looks like a 70 year old on TRT and amphetamines

>>8992630
He seems so off in this video.

>>8992630
I'll never eat at his restaurant. Ick.
He's telling people to combine ground meat with eggs and seasoning and to be sure and place in fridge the day before. Yes, let that raw egg and introduced surface area and contamination bloom in there 24 hours before you cook it rare.
Is there absolutely no food safety training in his country? Or can they not shake the stupid out of this guy? Does he not have a single person that surrounds him that isn't as dim witted/addiction based as him to correct this nonsense? Was there not a single person who suggested he wash his hands or use clean tongs and spatulas for taping a national TV segment?

>>8994138
>Lol, you think americans on /ck/ can identify accents? Most can't even identify England on a blank world map.

We only care about identifying the one country on Earth that matters ;)

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>>8996244
I think Gordon Ramsay was born like that

>>8992720
Lmfao stay mad

>>8996393
how many successful restaurants with excellent health records do you own anon?

>>8996206
Calves are absolutely genetic> i used to play football (soccer at a good level when I was young and I have always had big calves. My thigh got juicy from sprinting around a lot but they're shit tier on their own. A lot of people who play football have skinny calves. You can't just work them up easily like other muscles. in my experience there seems to be a correlation between big calves and sprint speed in my experience. At least with white people, most black people have shit tier calves and they're usually quick anyway.

>>8997339
^^fuck me I'm tired. But you get my point. Fat people either have standard fat calves, or muscular calves surrounded by fat. But you're fat anyway so who gives a shit lmao.

>>8997354
there's a difference between working out and being a fat fuck you fucking retard

>>8996377
says someone who's never worked out a day in their life

>>8996299
LOL, literally what are calve raises and most leg-based cardio. Have you seen calves on bicycle riders?

>>8997355
Obviously you fucking mong. That guys point was that genetics have nothing to do with calve size, when they clearly do.

>>8997396
Not the guy you are talking to, but I do have a phd (biophysics) and MD....so take that for what it's worth on an anonymous Hungarian fly fishing forum...

for 95+% of men, due to the type of twitch muscle fibers in men's calf muscles, it is nearly impossible to have substantial size growth of calfs unless worked out in a regiment specifically like pro bike riders

>>8992720

Except meat DOES cause cancer and heart disease you stupid fuck.

>>8997407
Can't really say that I like your argument of authority (I'll raise you a PhD in epigenetics biophysics, although quite irrelevant...), but I'll salute it, and use the same argument based on anecdotal evidence that I have used before; from what I've seen in gyms/competitions, and as you've pointed yourself "unless worked out in a definite regimen", yes you can train your calves! I wont say it is easy, specially not easily appreciable (i.e visible), but I do think that it is definitively possible. For me it has taken about 3 years of long distance running, but there is definitively a change in the shape of the calve which is appreciable by the naked eye. I rest my dubious case.

>>8997435
You can ake your calves bigger through training but it's hard and takes a long time. One fat fuck was trying to claim that genetics don't play a part in calve size. People are born with all different size muscles as we all know. Being fat is just... being lazy and fat. Nothing to do with genetics.

>>8997458
can't disagree with that logic. Thumbs up brah

>>8997418
excessive intake of it does, as it does for basically everything
if you have moderation and are not a gluttonous fuck it will be fine

>>8992630
>tfw you're a world renown chef and you still have to live next to niggers.

>>8997407
btw just curious; what was your PhD about and how did you end up doing a MD?

The preparation or ingredients aren't something I'd do, but I'd eat his burger over those of a bunch of /ck/ line cooks at best and autists whose burger dining expertise tops out at Five Guys

>>8998510
lmao @ 5guys. It's not much better than mcdonalds. The seasoning is a pile of oil @ 5guys; god damn you take a bag of their fries home and it's soaked through on all sides.

I'd say ramson's burgers are probably comparable to FUDDRUCKERS, the BEST fucking BURGERS in the WORLD, the buns omg melt in your MOUTH.

>>8997407
>phd
>calfs

>>8992630
that's disgusting

>dude my burger is better than ramsays

just kill yourselves already

>>8996267
Joe Biden is over 70. Trump is over 70.

>>8997407
You do know your statement means literally nothing, right? Your degree means dick all, and you contradict yourself with your own argument.

Biophysics. What a load of garbage.

>>8996393
The absolute state of your immune system. Hopefully you never breed.

>It's a /ck/ pretends they can cook better than Gordon Ramsay episode

Y'all are delusional.

>>8999993
this