OH FUCK LADS, it's the ice cream man, What do you get?

>>8987142
A half ounce

>>8987142
Small strawberry sundae and an 8ball of your finest cocaine.

>>8987142
does he have anything thats not icecream?

>>8987142
diabetes

>>8987165
Jawbreakers, candy cigarettes, and other candy as well as soda

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>>8987142

>>8987180
how about anything salty?

Orange dreamsicle and some blow for later

>>8987186
Those things are terrible. Trust me. I'm a school teacher. I teach English Composition in this little town called Addley, Pennsylvania. The last eleven years I've been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I was coach of the baseball team in the spring time. I've never seen a kid finish one of those. They always bite off the gumballs and discard the rest after only a few minutes.

>>8987242

>my English teacher pissed me off here's her information

PArequest denied.

>>8987145
i want that kind of ice cream man

>>8987209
Salted caramel

>>8987252
u sure are dumb. they said english composition 11 years baseball coach and listed a school. the person isn't acting like a dicx while pretending to be them or while even being them and there is certainly no request of any sort within that post

tl;dr kill yourself

the red white and blue pop sicxle.

pictured trucx has terrible selection btw

>>8987142
Marshmallow oyster shell and a wrap of your fine chinese.

>>8987142
>>8987165
>>8987209
I'll have a motherfucking margarita pop.

Single vanilla cone with chocolate sprinkles.
Mr.Softee is the best.

A cone with two scoops ;^)

>>8987583
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yes I'll have a good humor strawberry shortcake bar.

>>8987252
This is /ck.
People post food pics without stripping metadata all the time.
People post work histories and other personal info that would allow us to narrow down who they are.
We don't fuck with people who causally dox themselves here just because they slipped and leaked a bit too much about themselves.

This is /ck.

>>8987356
Lol you sound like youre 12 you pathetic fucking zero

>>8987941
4chan has been stripping exif data for years

>>8987958

so other users can't see it, sure. And do you think they just throw it away?

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OH HELL YEAH!

>>8987963
>>8987961
>>8987933
God tier

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>>8987142
>Blue Tornado.

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>>8987142

less of the quare shite, gimmie a fuckin 99 and stop yer messin

>>8987142

Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake (first choice) or Toasted Almond or Chocolate Eclair, depending on my mood.
But the Strawberry Shortcake is always my first choice, that shit is delicious.

>>8987961
>>8987963
i always loved these. the outer crust coating was amazing.

>>8987142
A 99 and 3 packs of garbage pail kids please

>>8987142
Sources say two scoops of vanilla is the only choice

>>8987142
Haven't had anything from an ice cream truck for about 25 years.

Not a conscious decision. I just never see them anymore.

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only acceptable answer coming through

Could i have 3 choco tacos please?

>>8987145
Smallest ice cream ever.

>>8987356

Confirmed pimplefaced teenager.

>>8988019
Get outta that garden!

>>8987209
Oh, you're a little too old for that.

>>8987142
molested

Hopefully not molested

>>8987142
american ice cream is nasty

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>>8987142
>>8988294
My nigga.

everything

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>>8987242
Not your personal army, faggot.

I get a double scoop.

I don't know what to get without the pictures.

>>8988333
Nice try, Achmed.

>>8988347
Excellent.

>>8987252

that's a reference to saving private ryan. tom hanks characters syas the middle 2 sentences.

>>8988347
This

>>8989058
Is that a brain

>>8989058
Am I the only one who called these nigger brains?

>>8989058
What is it about that, that just makes me want to stick my dick in it?

>>8989378
That had never even crossed my mind before now.

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>>8987142
19 90 9'n
Always get a '99 with a flake, or a Zap.
Zap is the fucking shit! It's toffee flavoured godliness on a stick.
>pic related. It's a motherfucking Zap

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>>8987142
>tfw Mr. Softee doesn't drive around my neighborhood in over 12 years

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>>8987142

>>8989423
Zap is my go-to, too.

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>>8987933
Thanks for the idea.

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>>8989423
good taste my man

behold the slightly superior mint feast

>>8990034
This. Five of them so I can shove them in the freezer for later.

>>8987941
>/ck
It's /ck/ you fucking twat

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the GOAT of course

Ice cream for myself and overachiving children.

>>8990034
These are amazing

>>8988223
Only skreet nigga in this thread

THE COLORS DUKE THE COLORS!!!!

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>>8987961
>>8987963

Gimme your finest cock mister

>>8987583
REEEEEEEEEE

>>8987142
a bag of weed on the low low

Gimme some stink bombs and fireworks
and a choco taco

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The only correct choice

>>8987145
t. South central los angeles resident

>>8987142
Molested

>>8990034
These were so tasty but they always disappointed me as a kid...I'd get to the chocolate center and it would be hard as a rock and I'd almost end up breaking my teeth on it.

Was good for when I had loose baby teeth that were being stubborn about falling out, though.

>>8987142
A drumstick, shake, or a ninja turtle.

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>>8988278

>>8987974
Hell yea

>>8990107
My nigga

does anyone remember the jingle that kids used to make fun of the ice cream trucks? or was that just my school?

>give me a dollar
>and a i'll rip you off
>my name is mister softee

>>8987142
rape

>>8990199
2006 called, they want their meme back.

>>8987142
Choco Taco

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>>8991642
>Taco

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The Classic. The Goat.
Ain't nothing better.

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Sanic the Eye scream.

>>8990107
>Not the green and red one with yellow center
Pleb

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>>8991678
Next you'll say Tex-mex isn't American

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>>8987142
this, every time.

ah youth, ah innocence. where did thy go?

One of those things with the bubblegum ball in the bottom.

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>>8987376

>>8987142
ninja turtle, powerpuff, or spiderman ice cream with gumball eyes.

>>8987180
I like this man

>>8987974
Hell ya

>>8987142
Mother phucken vanilla dipped in choc sauce with peanut sprinkles. Last time I had this musta been 10 years ago. Sheeiiittttttt

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>>8987583

>>8988347
Came here to post this.


>I get 4 once a year and gorge

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzodaDCD798

I remember getting fat over the summer when i was like 10 or so, because the ice cream man would stop right outside my house and i had one every day

>>8987142
Gimme a chocolate malted milkshake

>>8987142
Lemon and strawberry my guild pressure that or berries

>>8987209
Semen

>>8987961
>>8988223
>>8988347
look at those awesome ice creams
wish we had those kinda things in my country

>>8987145
>That'll be 2.50

>>8992114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqN01L5pkC8

>>8990199
CHECKED AND KEKED

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>>8987142
nice try fag

>>8987142
2 scoops please

>>8990899
Look at those digits. Oh Hell Yea

>>8987142
Strawberry shortcake

Paletas. PALETAS.

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>>8987142
Chili powder mix

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chunky munky

>>8987961
>>8987963
These are the best. Glad to see good taste.
>>8988223
My friend got a cookie sandwich once and he ripped the gum from between/behind his two front teeth. Bled like a motherfucker.

>>8988936
How fucking autistic do you have to be to shoehorn in your favorite monologues into ice cream discussions?

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In Italy I tried magnum bars for the first time. Top tier. Lampone (raspberry) was really good.

>>8987974
Can i get a HELL YEA!

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Moon Mist is god tier ice cream

>>8996775
That looks good, what flavor is it

>>8987142
Those ice cream charachters with gum ball eyes aka the only good choice

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>shatters teeth on gum

>>8987142
Will I get bullied if i said Choco Taco?

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>>8996775
Mmm, looks like Play-Do leavings rolled together

>>8998928
>sour like my daddy's lips

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nobbly bobbly or bust mate

>>8987142
That rainbow Snow Cone with the bubblegum at the bottom. Maybe one of those chocolate banana things. There is a guy that drives a little snow cone cart around some places in town. Best snow cones ever.

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I want some drugs

>>8991751
Fucking disgusting is what it is

>>8993051
What shit country do you live in?

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>>8987142
sonic popsicle

>>8999289
The Ninja Turtle ones are better.

Bomb pop

>>8987142
Two scoops

>>8987583
>Col-bro does a parody of Alex Jones of infowars infamy
>Jonald Rumpfers completely miss the obvious joke and think Colbert was being sincere

Oh wow what a suprising twist

Why did ice cream trucks fall out?

>>8999793
>Why did ice cream trucks fall out?
Not enough pedos buying ice cream for kids they're gonna touch later.

blue tornado bar

Damn I could go for some soft serve with rainbow sprinkles right now

>>8987242
Saving Private Ryan / 10

>>8987974
Fuck yeah, this was the shit. And I've never given a damn about wrestling, it was just a solid ice cream sandwich hybrid

>>8999793
Kids don't go outside anymore they all are inside on their Playcubes and Gamestations and don't know the value of a hard day's work.
But really I think it's because coolers have gotten so much better you can bring your own ice cream to the park/beach/wherever for much cheaper than shelling out $2 for $.50 worth of ice cream, plus people are a bit more health conscious.

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>>8987142
>grow up in europe.

>in the summer ,ice cream trucks from italy come over.

>they sell real gelato

>visit relatives in the US

>Ice cream truck shows up

>rush there with the other kids

>the truck sells packaged ice cream

>mfw

>>9000582
>treats europe like it's one place
You've never even been to Europe, have you? Stupid shart.

>>8987376
>>8991889
BOMB POPS

>>8999793
I don't get it, I still have them

I've never seen an ice cream truck offer anything but stupid, prepackaged, grocery store tier "ice cream" novelties. Are there really trucks out there that serve actual, scoop ice cream in your choice of vessel? Fuck man I need to get out more

>>8998872
Grape, bubblegum, and banana. It's godly, only available in NS.

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>>9000993
>bubblegum
>banana

>>8987142
molested

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ONLY the original.

The new one gave me cancer, it's so fucking bad jesus.

>>8995301
MY NIGGA! Lucas was the shit..used to grab these and the tamarindo pulp pouches..greatest era of candy ever afaic

Oyster

>>8988278
this
also for Californians
>the mexican fruit flavored ice cream
watermelon was the best

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Usually one of these. Not as rich as it looks, still tasty.

>>8990199
throwback

>>9002176
blue bunny a fucking shit

we used to have the good humor truck come by when I was a kid, and when blue bunny showed up and edged them out it was never the same. Frostbitten garbage, all of it.

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>>8987142
2 SCOOPS