>"I'll have water with a slice of lime"

>>8986589
Shaken or stirred, sir?

>>8986589
if hes a fat fedora tipper he'll have a soda like you. Retard

This meme makes no sense

>>8986596
SPBP

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>I'll have a coke

>ill have a glass of iced milk thank you
>What do you mean you don't serve milk in glasses
>A carton? What kind of shitty restaurant is this
>Proceed to leave cafeteria

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>>8986589
>I'll have a Sierra mist

>Is 7up ok?

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>>8986589
>i'll have an enormously shit thread, ty.

Curiously, faggot, how old are you?

>>8986589
Pics like this make me regret college. Guys like this always got the ladies and I couldn't get any pussy because I spent too much time in the gym and at my Frat/Greek functions....feels bad man

This makes no sense. Drinking something doesn't make you a neckbeard. Being an elitist shit about what people drink does, though.

>>8986918
Fucking Chesters

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>>8986589
>I'll shitpost needlessly on a food and cooking web forum because I'm a pitiful excuse of a man

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>>8986947
Enjoy your ban, faggot

>>8986940
write what you know

>>8986959
kek

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>>8986596
>a coke with a lemon twist

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>>8986959
>serving bans
nobody actually does this

>>8986589
Isn't that super common? Like pretty much default?

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>i'll have horse cock with a thin slice of pizza

t. roy

>>8986756
>tfw I have friends that will go into nice restaurants and unironically order chocolate milk like fucking children.
Millennials were a mistake.

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>I'll have a sweet tea
We only have regular iced tea, but there are sugar packets on the table.

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>I'll have the bacon quinoa with sriracha on a cutting board instead of a plate

>>8987440
Last time I ordered chocolate milk at a restaurant was at Boston Pizza when I was 8

Do adults actually do this?

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>You're finest milk steak and jelly beans please

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>"I'll have what he's having"

>>8987173
I think default is lemon, not lime, but I don't know if that has anything to do with the point being made here.

>>8987467
>Boston Pizza
Do you actually live in Boston? I live nowhere near it and I had a Boston Pizza near me but it never occurred to me that it could have been a chain.

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>>8986817
>I'll have a Sprite

>Is Sierra Mist okay?

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>>8986589
>"I only drink diet soda, because sugar will give you cancer"

>>8987555
I order with lime at Mexican/texmex restaurants because they always have limes anyway and it complements the food better