I'm going to pour this chai, take a few sips, and then kill

>>8986362
or how bout no you fuck

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Godspeed, you poor bastard.

>>8986362
I'd probably at least drink half the cup.

Fuck having just a sip or two.

>>8986362
not that I care, but please keep the "I'm soooooo gonna off myself" threads on >>>/b/
thanks for your understanding

that "forlife" tag is pretty ironic

>Not even finishing the cup

An absolute waste. Spend the next 10 years learning to truly appreciate tea and then you have my permission to die.

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>>8986362

Bye faggot, see you in hell.

>>8986362
lol stream it faggot

>>8986409
Doom 2: Hell on Earth

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>>8986362
Okay, have fun!

What a sad death. In your place I would binge on sweets and pizza and coffee.

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have a blessed day

>he doesn't hold up a liquor store and then lead the cops on a high speed chase to the nearest waffle house where you take the staff hostage and then gorge yourself on liquor and chicken and waffles you forced the staff to make, then die in a shootout in the parking lot with the cops.
2/10 try harder

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>>8986362
>forlife

>>8986362
I hope you find peace my man.

>>8986362
Don't do it. Finish your faggy tea and take a walk. Shit isn't that bad you pansy ass

fuck all you guys telling him to find peace man, my cousin killed himself yesterday and his parents are heartbroken, his brothers and sisters are heartbroken. They will literally never recover from the pain of their child's suicide and even though his personal pain is gone he ruined the lives of numerous other people including the poor son of a bitch who found his body. And no, this isn't fucking copypasta either.

>>8986602
Haha only the weak end there ow. Lives

>>8986476
Waffle House serves liquor?

>>8986602
they probably should have been better parents, but hindsight is 20/20

>>8986608
>>8986613
you both make very astute and valid points and i deeply regret writing this in the first place

>>8986612
thats why you hold up the liquor store first.

>>8986602
Of course, it would be a poorly written pasta.
I knew an 18 years old who suicided 6 years ago. His family recovered, mostly. Of course it's still a deep scar for them, but life moves on.
Be supportive of your relatives, Anon. Ignore the trolls here, most are kids who never had a close relative die yet.

>>8986628
nah, what does this faggot know

>>8986602
>fuck all you guys telling him to find peace man, my cousin killed himself yesterday and his parents are heartbroken, his brothers and sisters are heartbroken.

Maybe they shouldn't have driven him to kill himself in the first place?
Like what else did they expect?

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>>8986628
You know, although your sympathy is presumably real, you fail to look at the real reason he decided suicide was best.

>Living in a world where the fruits of your labor are not rewarded and instead go to bloated plutocrats; can't obtain medical treatment because we have to spend money bombing everyone that uses squiggly lines in their writing; can't let your children play outside; wail about a handful of latinos that do work no white, black, or asian would ever do for the price; breathe, drink and eat poisons; live isolated from every other human eventhough you're surrounded with humans; slave daily to increase the wealth of someone who will fuck you over just before retirement.

You, dare I say, "good goy?"

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>>8986602
>finding a dead body ruins your life

>>8986362
Don't forget to wipe all the disgusting types of porn from your PC, sell all your animoo plastic figures, throw away fap socks and piss bottles and all around make it pretty. Maybe send all your money somewhere as well.

>>8986622
never forget where you are

>>8986904
For me it's like finding money in the street, except more of it and maybe a watch

>>8986904
>find a dead body
>become jealous of them

>>8986904
I found a dead body about 10 years ago, it didn't ruin my life but it's an image I'll never forget.

>>8986904
>find a dead body
>it's yours
>directed by m night shamalan

>>8986612
Holy shit dude

>>8986362
/thread he was done "sipping" a long time ago. Later dude. Sucks life was so shitty but you're probably dead now. I hope you at least enjoyed your last cup of tea. Latress on the menjay!

>>8986602
>Isn't fuckin copypasta
It is now, buddy boy

>>8986362
shitty meme tea kills, hope you've learned your lessons

>>8986602

I should kill myself really but I'm way too lazy.

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rip in peace anon :'^(

>>8986612
>being dumb

>>8986362
Wow I can't imagine how many plastic ponies there has to be on your shelf together with all the Apple original packaging. going out on tea instead of drugs, expensive alcohol and absinthe. KYS already senpai.

Are you still there anon?

Before you kill yourself.

What made you decide on drinking chai?

What brand is it?

How does it taste?

Will any of this be in your suicide note?

>>8986602
>being sad from death of another person
Is this what happens with normies? I always have to force myself to cry when someone dies. It just feels normal. Like when a good buddy moves away and you never talk to them again.

>>8988039
Ops post was 9 hours ago

>>8987000
Why would there be a point it faking the statistics right before you die?