This guy walks into your kitchen and slaps your pans. What do you do?

I present myself for penetration, obviously.

They're 1 micron thick ally pans. Ask him to replace them, see what happens.

>>8984187
post pics

Wash the pans, because of cross cunt-amination.

>>8984199
no

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>>8984177
Jokes on him cause they were NICE 'N HOT

>>8984177
Retreat to my bedroom, close and lock the door. Grab my Mossberg 500 and hide in the corner while calling the police. If the intruder successfully enters my bedroom, they clearly mean to do me harm and I defend myself appropriately.

order some tendies

"What the fuck are you doing you lunatic?"

>>8985271
I do the same, but it will be a 12 gauge.

>mfw when he's blown head over heals with a gaping chest wound