>eat too fast >get heartburn

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>>8982921
>eat the last piece of kfc

>>8982921
>pain in chest
>spend the longest time thinking it's my heart
>it's just heartburn

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>eat two bites
>already full

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>people who have allergies, heartburn, lactose intolerance, get "food poisoning", have low metabolism

I feel sorry for you

>>8982921
drink water fattie

>eat too slow
>Die of starvation

>eat Subway
>get msg pain-in-head

>>8983123
>msg pain-in-head
So you get nothing.

>>8983123
Falling for the anti-msg meme.

>>8983320
Whoops forgot to put my mean green arrow machines

>>8982921

Sorry pepe. Feel better!

Everyone say Sorry pepe. Feel better!

>have to poop
>the last piece of KFC still there, other people around
>grab it and go to the pooperoni

Sorry Pepe. Feel better!

>>8982921
my apologies frogger

>heartburn
fatass

>>8982921
>>8982971
>>8982995
>>8983048
https://shop.drberg.com/apple-cider-vinegar-plus-regular

>>8982995
lactose intolerance isn't so bad

>>8982921
>eat one serving
>still hungry
>get an extra half serving
>still hungry
>get a teensy bit more
>feel bloated as fuck

>just made porridge in the morning
>have to go shit immediately after I made it
>not nice consistency when I eat it
What do I do

>>8983238
>>8983320
MSG intolerance is a genuine condition you contrarian fedora tippers.