>These are the eggs you are served at a restaurant
What do?
>>8982026
Go on 4chan and make bad threads
Eat them because they look delicious.
>>8982026
Eat them
>>8982026
Yell in EspaƱol as loudly as possible.
eat them
why would anyone buy eggs at a restaurant when you can make them in the microwave in 45 seconds
I would personally commend the chef for his exquisite use of textural contrast and earthy colors
>>8982026
Ask yourself why you ordered hard fried eggs when you know they have the texture and flavor of cardboard? You're probably the kind of 2 year old that orders a steak well done and bitches because it tastes like sheetrock.
>>8982194
b-but i didn't order "hard" fried eggs.
>>8982026
Send them back so that the chef can cook them some more.
I DON'T SEE ANY SALT OR PEPPER
>>8984093
This is pretty much the only issue I see with those eggs, although there's probably salt and pepper at the table.
Still though. Should come pre-seasoned.