anyone here tried this new burger? i absolutely gotta have it,

>>8980881
Do Americans really eat this shit?

>>8980891
Beef? Yeah.

>>8980881
Hey man hit up a Super America. They've had these on their roller grill for years.

>>8980881
I love that they used a hambeast to promote it. Look at me Im 500 pounds, a burger in a different shape is incredible!

too bad it's just a different shape and nothing more than a normal burger

>>8980902
>maybe i'm geeking out as a chef but i've never seen a golden crust like that

>chef

hahaha

>>8980881
what kind of shit gimmick is that

>>8980901
>Super America
literally shit

She's a "chef" and she's impressed by that "golden crust" that a person just promoted from dish to line could easily do on his first shift?

Chef John made a video for this like 3 years ago

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i can see that

>>8980881
>pinnacle of american gastronomy.webm

A hamburger... Shaped like a HOT DOG!?! Inconceivable!

>>8980881
>No tomatoes

>>8980881
I love how they only show close-ups. Never the whole shape, which is it's selling point.

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>restaurant has a dumb gimmick
>this is worth putting on TV

Why is Food Network so shit? Why won't they stop playing Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives? Why do I have to go to Cooking Channel to see reruns of Good Eats and even then they barely even play it?

>>8981075
kek

>>8980902
If she's five hundred pounds she must really like it, give it a shot

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>>8980881
>calls herself a chef
>has never seen a golden crust like that

all that fat...

>>8980881
>1080x1080

What in the unholy fuck

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Isn't this just chevapi in a long bun?

>>8980881
>shredded lettuce on a burg
Blasphemy.

>>8980901
How many Super America's are left? I know of exactly one. The rest are Speedways if they're company owned, or Marathons if they're franchised.

>>8981372
I came here to make the same post. It needs two slices of tomato cut in half with two halves on each side of the bun.

I like big fat girls. Fatty fat fatsos, feels good to be on top of one pounding away with all that soft fatty flesh.

>>8981404
The cooking shows on PBS are much better than Food Network. They are more like the stuff from Food Network before "Celebrity Chefs" actually became a thing. This is especially true is you get multiple PBS channels OTA.

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It's just a fucking long hamburger. What the fuck. It doesn't even look that good. That lettuce looked downright nasty.

>>8981075
Beat me to it lmao

>Hipster shithole copies a crappy burger king item
>WOW SO INNOVATIVE ITS AMAZING!

>>8980891
things shaped like other things? Yeah.

>>8982901
The smells though.. wafting up from a poorly maintained gash and shit pipe

>but i stay for the food

yeah i fucking bet you fat bitch

>>8980881
Looks tasty, but then you can't add a patty on easily if you want to be fatter.

I don't eat hamburgers with less than a half-pound of beef.

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>Bar with a Ham Dogg(ie/er)™
>Worth putting on TV

https://youtu.be/TzJ3bPWWAVI

>>8980881

That woman looks like she likes the doggy sauce, if you know what I mean.

>>8980881
Why is that woman so obese?

>>8982838

Yes. I don't think they know glorious cevaps in North America

>>8980881
It's a fucking big mac shaped like a hot dog. I bet that would get bigger success than burger king's long cheeseburger

>>8983059
She's American

>>8983286
Ahh thanks for confirming my suspicion

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>>8980881
how are you this enticed by this buzz feed tier video lmao? you can literally make this monstrosity at your home for cheaper and not look like a piece of shit for buying it in a restaurant.

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For me it's that loooooooong chicken

>>8981075
10/10 in murrica

>>8984143
For me it's the long pig.

>>8980881
the middle bite is my favorite though

>>8983009
he literally says american cheese at 1:11 i thought it was a meme

>>8980881
These will never have that god tier snap when you bite em. :/

>>8984520
why did you think american cheese was a meme?

>>8984143
this is the number 1 chicken sandwich from any fast food place