Cooking with Satan

>>8979605
cleaning with nothing

>NIN
I remember when I was 13. This your first time cooking without mommy's help, champ?

>>8979667
>not knowing NINfag.
This your first time on the internet without mommy's help?

>>8979667
i was a better cook than my mom when i was 13.

>>8979678
put your nametag back on faggot

>>8979682
take that nametag off cocksucker, i know you're the other guy

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>>8979684
You showed me. Off you go, kiddo.

>>8979693
Shut up you jealous fucking detractor, Im sick of little punks like you soiling my online rep.

>>8979678
>le 4chan celebrity
Get a fucking trip if you're such a gigantic faggot.

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>>8979689
what other person are you talking about, faggot?

>>8979700
Stop impersonating me on the internet faggot.

I'm a huge faggot please rape my face

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>>8979698
hahaha. funny
>>8979705
post a pic then :p

>>8979605
Pretty Cake Machine

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>>8979707
>>8979705
>>8979698
GUYS QUIT IT IM GONNA LOSE ALL MY 4CHAN CRED

Ekaceseehc gnikcuf eht em wohs.

>>8979719
eat my fucking ass you stupid cunt, it'll be ready when it's ready.

>>8979715
I understood that reference ;^)

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>>8979727
the real satan posts pics. and there is another tell as well.

>>8979724
al/ck/ thread slow tonight, eh?

Alright guys, Satan here. I'm adopting a secure trip to get rid of all these fucking imposters.

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chicago style cheesecake

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chill

>>8979843
>>8979771
fuck off fuck off fUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OIFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8979733
>another tell as well

Poverty?

>>8979771

Oh hell yes. That's some deep dish 'ke right there!

>>8979605
>tfw you will never have a NIN food processor

Wish there was something real, wish there was something true

what the fuck is going on in this thread.

>>8980054
This fucking cheesecake-eating poverty-stricken fat edgy NIN-listening faggot is pretending to be me.

>>8980063
can i have some cheesecake? i haven't eaten in 17 hours.

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>>8980063
not poverty stricken

>>8980063
>calls someone else a faggot
>while wearing trips

typical trip fag behavior

Well? Update? Was the cheesecake good Satan? What did you top it with?

>>8981001
its so good it doesnt need toppings

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breakfast

>>8981033
what kind of eggs are those?

>>8982010
it's melted cheese

>>8981033

Is that more of that scrap bacon? I would eat that if you cooked it a little more.

>>8979698
>online rep

sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>/reddit/

>>8982130

That post, and tho one, are hardcore false flag ops meant to discredit our nontripfagging dark lord.

>being so new that you are confused about obvious shit

Im a huge faggot and I sucked 17 cocks yesterday

>>8979605
>NIN on a fucking mixer
I bet you are a 99/10 fag on a scale of 1-10.

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>nine inch nails (the band)

>>8982327
did they taste good?

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>>8979605
NIN sticker on a blender

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>>8982120
ye

>>8979700
i have that same kitchen scale lmao

I would respect Satan's threads so much more if he had a proper non-meme name and a mixer without a gay band sticker.

>>8982782
take it back fucker

>>8982782

I agree with the meme name part, but the mixer sticker is literally how we know nin mixer dude. (NMD)

Satan's unofficial nickname that I bestowed upon him a few days ago is NMD.

It's his trademark. And we all have to admit, NIN had a time in the spot light where it was fully not gay to like NIN and those times were awesome.

'go 'ake

Go back to /reddit/

>>8983471
Because it's so important to make yourself known on an anonymous imageboard. Fucking kill yourself.

OP, i like your posts, but could you post the ingredients/recipe along while you cook?

>>8983557

Creating fully righteous and identifiable OC is the only way to really brand yourself around here - or make lasting connections with people (besides being a faggot ass tripfag)

But you wouldn't know anything about that OC stuff would you?

Lurk more, friend.

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>>8983606

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this aint bad for $6