im making pasta

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i got my sauce warming in my blender

>>8975299
Your pot looks a bit small, don't forget to break the sketti so it will fit.

>>8975307
>Not homemade sauce
you already fucked up

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>>8975314
its ok im making the spiral noodles

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>>8975317
not everyoje can be a world class chef

>>8975321
Ahhh, cool then. Did you salt and oil the water? I like to add crushed red pepper flakes to canned sauce, along with some "Italian seasoning" to make it extra special. Bread?

>>8975317

I've been making zucchini noodles lately and I haven't been able to find a good sauce recipe yet, hook me up with a recipe for some dank sauce.

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Dont forget your seasonings, enriched white bread, and real sugar soda from Kroger (TM)

>>8975338
avocados will complement those meme noodles nicely

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make sure to share with your waifus, /ck/!

>>8975351
Kroger rocks, my friend works there, and I use his number to get a 10% discount on everything kroger branded

>>8975361
Looks like true /g/entoomen's meal

>>8975361
>anime fag
>can't make his own fucking pasta sauce
Surprise surprise

>>8975357

Sorry for eating something that tastes better and is healthier. Sounds like you just like to whine about what strangers eat for whatever reason.

>>8975409
>>8975357
That said, how is avocado with spaghetti? I've never tried it before and now that you've put the idea in my head, I am wondering now. A quick google shows that there are avocado sauce, but I am honestly unsure how it'll actually be like.

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Make sure to always clean yoir plates.

overall i'd rate this experience a 3/5 on yelp. sauce was a little too thick.

>>8975409
Combine avocado, basil, pistachios, lemon juice, pepper and ¼ teaspoon salt in a food processor. Pulse until finely chopped. Add ¼ cup oil and process until smooth. Heat oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Add garlic and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Add shrimp and sprinkle with Old Bay; cook, stirring occasionally, until the shrimp is almost cooked through, 3 to 4 minutes. Transfer to a large bowl. Add meme zucchini noodles, toss well. Eat meal, then kill self.

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>>8975361
what show did you watch while eating?

>>8975427

I would rather just kill myself before trying shitty sauce like that.

>>8975428
Im watching some old AVGN episodes. Theyre still pretty good.

>>8975427
>heating up avocados
the avocado meme has gone too far

>>8975446
THINK PESTO, BUT WITH AVOCADOS.

>>8975455
I'm thinking it, but it's completely unnecessary

>>8975465
You're the one eating zucchini noodles. Don't wan't suggestions? Don't ask.

>>8975426
>sauce was a little too thick
Man, that sauce looked weaker than my shit after taco-tuesdays.

>>8975472

You're actually offended by what other people eat aren't you?