Nice!

>>8974130
H I S S
I
S
S

>>8974136
Hm, no hiss.

>>8974130
Eating this for an extended period of time will give you gallbladder cancer

Oh! Oh God! Oh wow, yeah, that's rancid!

>Hmm, yeah
>Yeah
>Yeah I don't think this is edible. This might be rancid
>takes another bite
>Yeah, that's definitely rancid

>>8974162
>eats 50 year old food
Yeah it's still edible!
>eats some more
Actually it's not, it's rancid
>eats some more

What's the most impressive ration he's done, in your opinion?

>>8974171
>>8974170
jej

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>>8974175

What the hell were those blocks of tootsie roll that he got in both the coast guard rations

what's the steve video where he almost throws up

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>let's put this onto a tray
>nice!
>mkay

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>>8974130
>>8974136
>>8974139
>>8974156
>>8974162
>>8974170
>>8974171
>>8974172
>>8974175
>>8974181
>>8974183
>>8974185
>>8974189
>>8974378
you people are all clearly talking about the same thing but i don't know what that thing is

He's like another Chef John in a way: goofy as fuck but impossible not to like his videos.

>>8974388
just watch one fucking video then

>>8974423
Hey, turbotard. No one actually linked to his videos or named the channel, so how the fuck would he know what to watch?

>>8974388
Here, guy.
https://youtu.be/cMSse6J-wfU

>>8974388
The YouTube channel Steve1989 MREinfo. He eats emergency military rations from different time periods and countries and reviews them. The videos are hella comfy and he is chill as fuck.

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Nice!

>When the cheese spread hits

>>8974130
fuck off OP you made me think there was a new episode.

>>8974440
>turbotard

>>8974130
decent.

The civil war hard tack he ate was impressive

>>8974440

why is there so much god damn food

>>8974540

MREs are meant to be a shitload of calories.

>>8974545

obviously, but why an entire day's worth of food? how do they reseal the main bag once opened?

>>8974540
it's a 24 hour ration so it's supposed to support a man out in the field for a day so it includes enough for three meals and snacks.

>>8974440

why does he act like everything is chef quality lmao

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>>8974440
>>8974443

This is really guy is really nice to listen to. He's so positive. Any must-watch videos of his for someone who just found out about the channel?
>>8974551
Since this stuff is individually sealed, I imagine you just put everything uneaten back into the main sack and tie it off.

Why are his hands always shaking?

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>>8974579
>lmao

>>8974625
>normie
>iPhone posting
Normalfag.

>>8974629
>normalfag
You've got to go back.

>>8974625
>image.jpg

Kill yourself.

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>>8974639
>damage control

>>8974388
>He's never seen Steve

I wish I could go back and be you, and watch them all over again for the first time.

Nice.

>>8974629
It's an iPad actually.
:^)

>>8974648
That's even worse :^)

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How many times do you think Steve has gotta violently ill and spend the day over a toilet?

>>8974656
He got food poisoning that one time. Otherwise I think he said he's been fine with everything else.

>>8974136
Nice hiss!

>Alright, let get this cock out, into your boipucci
>Nice!
>Mkay!

>>8974660
hes also got botulism a few times

>>8974683
Oh yeah

http://www.mreinfo.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5924&start=10#p44307

>>8974584
Joke's on (You), I'm an unapologetic phoneposter.

>>8974660
Doesn't he also do a hard workout before donig the vids

>>8974839
Whatever you like to imagine, I guess?

>>8974687
>gets botulism 2 times
>keeps eating old food

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>>8974504
>civil war hardtack

It's genuinely amazing

The can of bread and peanut butter that were still edible after literal decades

Also I fucking hate coffee but each time I swear he makes me want to try again

Decadent

>>8975026
undertones

>>8975026
I get a bit jealous when he gets some very old but still usable cigarettes. I wonder what the flavor is like after being in that packaging for all those years.

>"heh, let's try some of that fruit drink"
>sip
>"mm-"
>"oh wow"
>sip
>"mm-"
>"oh yeah, this has got to be the best MRE fruit drink I have ever tasted"

>>8974171
Post one (1) (I) video where this happens.

>>8975174
https://youtu.be/pMxfmQKaGMk?t=12m43s

>>8974189
He's thrown up twice, actually. Once when he opened a compromised Polish ration, and another time when he ate 30 year-old cheese spread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc
https://youtu.be/LfVexnI_LX0?t=6m37s

>dislike unboxing videos

>dislike ASMR videos

>love MRE videos

what does this mean

>>8975203
It means unboxing and ASMR videos don't have the charm, genuine enthusiasm, and likability of "Based" Steve. Everybody else is either low-effort or over-effort compared to him.

>>8975187
>"it's not good"
>"the oil is rancid"
>proceeds to take another bite
I love this channel already.

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https://youtu.be/vkWM6mz_JVo?t=12m27s
>that sound he makes when he opens the lid
Jesus fuck my sides

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>>8975333
>that hiss when he opens the bread

>>8975333
>What's the point if I take the mask off?
Is Steve, dare I say it, a /bigguy/?

>>8975203
>Don't like most MRE videos
>Will watch CrazyRussianHacker eat MREs
Maybe it's his accent. inb4 I get greentexted to hell and back for admitting this.

>>8975333
>corn and green beans spray botulism infested juice everywhere
>nice hiss
steve is too pure for this world

>>8975405
>inb4 I get greentexted to hell and back for admitting this.

Everyone line up, give this man his (you)s

>>8975405
(You)

>>8975405

boom

Watching Steve smoke ancient Lucky Strikes almost makes me want to spark one up.

>>8975405
I don't find him appealing at all

>>8974930

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

>>8975488
Nice!

>tfw no new steve vids

>>8974589
>Any must-watch videos of his for someone who just found out about the channel?

This, you've drawn me in, now go for the kill.

>>8974589
>>8975828
watch it all

>>8975833
Well whats a video where he's the most miserable?

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>>8975842
>Steve
>miserable

How are you posting from prison OP?

>>8975862
Well he spent the entirety of >>8974440 orgasming. Give me variety.

>>8975898
several vids have been posted ITT

even ones of him throwing up

He's a bit like the Iam McCollum of food.

>>8975905
I'm not saying I'm not going watch them all, just I finished watching a 25 minute video and kinda just wanted a little direction.

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Thanks for reccing this channel guys, I can already see myself watching them from start to finish. You still got it in you.

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>tfw you don't need the salt or pepper

My favourite vid of Steve's is whenever hes smoking cigarettes. especially the mre that had some WW2 camel's.
He described them as having honey undertones. That right there made me want one so bad. Can you imagine how good it would taste? Paired with one of those insta coffees and you got yourself a winner winner chicken dinner.

>>8976089
>tfw you don't need the creamer

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>tfw you only use half a liter of water with your beverage powder base mix

>>8975333
I love how excited he gets about the cigarettes in this video, plus all the hissing

>>8974171
Nothing wrong with seasoned (old) military food.

When I was in the Navy back in 2001, I was part of a 2000 man "working party" on a pier in Norfolk, we were passing boxes of food hand to hand, up a ramp and into the ships storage areas.
Got a truckload of Pork Chops, date on the boxes was 1951, had stamps on them indicating they were supposed to be shipped to Alameda California for loading on a ship bound for the Korean Conflict.
Mentioned this to my Chief, he claimed to have seen and eaten food that had been prepared for WWII, told me nothing goes to waste, a proper preparation and some apple sauce and I would never know.
Ate no Chops on that deployment.
Chief's have their own Mess decks and buy their own food, so he wasn't going to be eating 50 year old frozen pigs legs.
Boxes said they were from a farm in Iowa.

>>8974181
>keks means cookie
Didnt see connection until now :^o

>>8974504
can that even count as food anymore

I've never met an ex-military person that wasn't obnoxious and arrogant and kind of crazy.

The ones that brag about their "service" and potential brain damage and take prescription drugs are even worse (and that's most of them).

>>8977332
it means cracker or biscuit

>>8974656
I only kept playing this game because I was hopeful that he would just start fuggin yuna

>>8974130
What the fuck are those black lumps?

Best video is the German WWII chocolate and cigarettes. What a find.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hmdLnPGZ0Rc

Has he ever gotten a hold of any Soviet stuff?

>Coffee instant type 1

>>8977917
cocoa beverage powder

>>8974616
Parkinsons

>>8977695
no, it means cookie.

Cracker and biscuit are also words which are used in german, just not in this case

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>>8978132
>>8978132

>>8978144
google can be wrong
a keks is not a cracker

>>8978148
I'm Danish and our word for it is "kiks".

Oh, and I also know German.

>>8978152
i am german

>>8978157
Can we at least agree that it can mean both things

>>8978164
no

>>8978169
Well he's telling the truth about being German.

>tfw no new steve vid today either

>>8975034
In my experience shitty to decent tobacco will taste a little chocolaty after about 5 years.

What was up with that Jordanian ration? 24 hour and it barely had anything in it

>>8978148
But they literally are

Watch any video where he eats an mre from a country that has them and they're blatantly crackers

>>8979468
It's Jordan, what do you honestly expect?