It's been a while.

There's already a jack thread going you massive fucking faggot, what do you mean it's been awhile?

>>8973672

never forget to keep your oil stone cold before adding the food you want to fry

Now I can see why Americans give up on cooking and just eat fast food.

IM SO PISSED THIS FAT FUCK CAN STOMACH THIS SHIT AND IM HERE DEALING WITH HEARTBURN AT 153 LBS
LIFE ISN'T FAIR

>>8973693
damn something that actually looks pretty good

>>8973747
>pulling at that strand of white like the massive goober he is

>>8973800

did he boil the hell out of that chocolate?

looks like the fat completely separated from the solids (cocoa, milk, sugar).

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>>8973731
At least you're not diabetic and morbidly obese.

>>8973712
Right? And fast food is far more delicious than eating this stuff at home!

>>8973806
This one actually made me kek

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Who here /okherewego/

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>>8973865
Does the hubcap give it extra flavor wtf

>>8973753

kek

>>8973688
Kill yourself

>>8973665
mods mods mods

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>>8973865

>>8973669
this one triggered me more than anything else he's done before
maybe because I thought I've seen all his garbage already, I dunno
fuck this guy

>>8973763
is this a cartoon show, why does he keep showing the egg to the camera after each attempt...

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>>8974023
Ja/ck/ is a living meme

>>8973672
I never thought I could see so many things completely bungled in such a short, simple activity, but here we are.

>>8973693
Oh hey this looks actually edibl-

>mayonaise

>>8973667
So long as he minced the meat right before prep, there's literally nothing wrong with that at all.

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>>8974128
Of course he didn't do that

>>8973726
>>8973726
He cut his thumb on the heel of the knife while changing his grip/hand position. I have to admit that has happened to me, too. Modern bolsterless knives may be a lot lighter and easier to sharpen, but they also make stuff like that possible.

>>8974132
Sorry I'm new here. Is this all the same guy? Is this a deliberate gimmick or is he genuinely this awful

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>>8974159
Just watch some of his videos on Youtube (Cooking with Jack). Here are some classics: Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad, Bison Burgers and Tacos, anything with "Lazy Man" in the title, SALAD NIGHT.

>>8973685

what a moron

>>8974188

don't forget about the product reviews. pretty much every one is:

>fuck up by not reading the directions or using common sense
>never take responsibility and instead blame the product

also there's a sortbydislikes website so you can find his most hated vids.

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>>8974223
Damn he disabled ratings on his newer videos because he got too butthurt.

>>8974159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>>8973747
Why is that egg so damn slimey and why can't he for once crack it like a normal person

>>8973749
What the fuck

>>8974335
Some sort of cake assembled by a gorilla

>>8973735

Is he trying to marinate that chicken with a newtonian liquid?

...my god.

forgot about his jack on the go intro music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zYCuuS96bk

>>8974353
*non newtonian

>>8974132
it is somewhat endearing what a self righteous douche he is on the daily

>>8973669
>Cheesecake filling

>>8973735
Is that fucking molasses?

>>8973665
It can never be long enough between one jackthread and the next

>>8973665
SINCE I COULD

why are there so many ja/ck/ threads right now

i'm not complaining. but did the faggot mod finally kys himself?

>>8974353
He was supposed to marinate it first and flour it second, by he thought he'd save some time by combining a few steps of the recipe.

>>8974674
seemed like a good idea on paper

>>8973721
His juicy thumb really makes it perfect

>>8974353
That's not how non newtonian fluids work. That's just some really thick liquid-going-solid he calls a marinade.

>>8973665
>Just flicks the pork fat off camera

I always wonder if that piece of fat is still in his kitchen behind something, dehydrated with hairs and dust stuck in it.

>>8974353
It's a corn starch based breading. Don't know what he's making, but when I made General Tso's chicken at home, it was a little difficult to work with, just like that. Only thing is I used to play with a mix of corn starch and water when I was a kid after I learned about non-Newtonian fluids in 4th or 5th grade science class.

>>8974770
Meant to follow that up with, "so after my experience with non-Newtonian fluids, it was a little easier for me than him to work with such a batter".

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>>8973672
>tfw Ja/ck/ thread
>tfw you're in Ja/ck/'s joosy embrace

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>>8974752
>It's so hairy, we made a hot one! Look! There it is!

>>8975058
Is he seriously plating this on a dirty fucking towel in the bedroom or some shit?

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>>8975063
In the kitchen but it is a dirty towel

>>8973728
Notice his phone is in the fucking empty meat package getting covered in bacteria.

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>>8973780
>>8973675
>>8973728
>>8975181

ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL

>>8973669
This is so lazy, Jack.jfc

>>8973811
>that gesture five seconds in that screams "Uh wow there must be something wrong with this bottle, it's so stupid and poorly designed"

Jack has to have a sub-100 IQ.

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>>8975200
It's part of his romantic dinner video for getting laid. I'm serious. Someone in the comments said if any man presented that to her she would just leave.

>>8975209
I think so too. The under-bite doesn't help.

>>8975058
>>8974188
IS THIS REE-REE RELATED FROM DARKSYDEPHIL?!

>>8975226
she's a pretentious liar, and if she did actually leave then Jack probably did the guy a favor

>>8974742
So kind of like a non Newton Ian fluid.

>>8973811
Explain this to me: why would you not open a bottle with a bottle opener?

>>8975243
see
>>8973780

>>8975243
1. It's a twisty top, a lot of companies want that old bottle cap look appearance for aesthetic sake, but it's just a twist off top.

2. >>8973780 this is what happens when jack just uses a bottle opener.

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>>8974132
>"I told you we would get here."

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>>8975270
>Y-you too

>>8975270
is this from dr phil?

When I first started seeing these I thought it was funny how he's consistently such a moronic buffoon and how he completely lacks self-awareness. Now he just makes me angry.

>>8973665
>Heaping tablespoon
>Nearly half a cup

AAAAAAAAA

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>Ja/ck/ threads

I hate this motherfucker so goddamn much

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>>8975172

>>8973665
>"Hello darkness, my old friend."

>>8973708
i feel sick

I NEED a big boy bite compilation ASAP as possible

>>8973747
That's actually good egg quality in that it retains a high quantity of thick albumen. Good for whipping.

>>8973763

These are so much better without sound.

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>>8973665

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>>8977127

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Post Ja/ck/ kino

>>8973665
>been a while
There's a jack thread EVERY FUCKING DAY

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>>8977164
You're WELCOME

>>8977164

Thank God for that

>>8975181

lol wtf. who does that?

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>>8975181
>not randomly assaulting your immune system for maximum gains

Has anyone ever bought something from his website?

>>8973672
Every. Single. Time.

I know it's coming but it still gets me.

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>>8973669
>everything prepackaged

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daily reminder that jack has reproduced and you have not :^)

>>8973763
link?

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>>8977262
But I have

>>8977262
Well, isn't this one of the biggest problems western civilization has - the retards breed like rabbits and the intelligent people hardly have any kids?

>>8977262
>implying i want my toxic, broken genes being passed on to a new generation.

>>8977482
This gave me syphilis

>>8975172
>Chocolate over chicken and vegetables

This moron seriously has no fucking idea about anything related to food.

Okay what is the fucking deal with this guy? I've seen these threads for years but never looked into them, is he doing this shit on purpose or is he actually braindamaged?

Is jack what they're referring to when they speak of "the mundanity of evil?"

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>>897380
he doesn't even bother remove the sticker on the apple

>>8973680
>scoring
>cutting halfway through the meat

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>>8973665
>>8973667
>>8973672

Is he just taking the piss? Or is he actually and unironically serious about what he does? Does he know he's a shitty and disgustingly dirty cook?

>>8977158

this man is like a real life infomercial person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCaQLnR7B10

>>8977587
That's a uniquely mexican thing though

>>8973665
>two heaping table spoons
Mang that's literally a fucking TABLE spoon he's using.

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>>8973677
Reminds me of vagina Bacon

>>8973680

Jesus. He should've just given the thing to a fucking polar bear or some shit if he wanted it mangled that badly.

>>8973693

Y'know, it was actually reasonable until THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN OF MAYO YA CUNT. The fuck is wrong the the dude.

>>8977674
It looks interesting.
Is it terrible?

>>8977785
he's dead serious, he even tried taking his sauces and pitched them on one of the US "Pitch-me an idea for investment" show and the big investors actually made the man break down and cry. The funniest part was it was in Texas and he was marketing a BBQ sauce so they asked him to face off against a pitmaster to see if people would prefer Jacks BBQ to the pitmasters. Jack couldn't even start up his own grill. It was downright hilarious.

>>8973693
Why mayo..

>>8978112

I've tried to find a clip of this in the past with no luck. Is there anything available to watch and laugh?

>>8978112
I remember watching that with you guys. Probably my favorite memory in this place.

>>8978112
>>8978177
I've got you covered famalam. Beware of the popups though.

http://vidzi.tv/es8mrb1o22j5.html

>>8978294
> that tearful monologue when they call him out for just wanting to promote his youtube show

>>8978400
>that ending line "it's hard to miss him"

>>8974084
>>8978004
>>8978168

Mayo isn't that odd for a cake recipe, actually. It's basically just fat, eggs and an acid- all of which are normal ingredients in baked goods.

>>8977820
And isn't Mexico located in America?

>>8979543
New Mexico is

>>8978294
woww.. thanks i'd only ever seen the clip of this i had no idea the cook off happened

>>8977776
stickers have more nutritional value than most of what americans eat

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>>8973708

>>8973823
fucking kek

>>8975251
>>8975248
He can still use a bottle opener and avoid it splashing all over the place.
I open twist tops with bottle openers but the one thing that I do differently is I don't push them into the fucking table. I push the top of the bottle where the cap is with my thumb then lift with the bottle opener.
No mess.

>>8979658

Unless you are a toddler or a literal retard this is not something you should be bragging about

>>8979663
I don't like how much force it can take to open a twist top with your hands. It hurts too.
It's more efficient just using the bottle opener.

>>8975209
>Jack has to have a sub-100 IQ.

Dude.. it took you this long to discover that he had a low IQ. Frankly I find it disgusting that you even wrote 100. His IQ is clearly, and I mean this with upmost honesty, between 78 and 84. His stroke did NOT help.

>>8974401
I almost had a heart attack from this intro song

>>8979141
>not that odd

it is when there's already fucking eggs in it

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>>8975181

>>8974228
is he making fun of retards in this video, or just being himself?

>>8979854
You shut your damn mouth retard,
That's Jack motherfucking Scalfani

>>8974608
Kys you are self. Based mod is based. This is /ck/ related but should probably be contained to a thread. If it gets out of hand they'll just need to give him his own board.

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>>8973685
If he's that worried about the oil burning him why doesnt he use the spoon or some tongs to put the shit in? Or get something proper to fry it in ffs.

>>8973742
I don't know what he's making but that seems way too much butter

>>8973926
Raw af

>>8977587
That second squeeze of lime juice really brings those 5 sauces together

>>8980201
What a coincidence - neither does he!

>>8973780
THis says it all

>>8980201
>I have no idea what this is, but isn't that too much butter??

please go back to rabbit

>>8973777
I rewatched the video and it isn't actually two years old, he said he also did one the previous year. Not to defend Jack but at least he isn't that stupid.

>>8973891
Probably a typical jack gimmick product.

>>8975058
im Canadian and this offends me

>>8975058
is he trying to make poutine?

>>8980304
gravy... cheese... french fries
what tipped you off, asshat?

>>8980322
I couldn't tell if that was gravy or chili

>>8973735
Jack tries to make general tso's chicken and ends up with a fucking non Newtonian fluid

>>8973749
I think the artificial vanilla is pissing me off more than anything else

I think maybe this fat shit knows deep down his food is disgusting and that's why he can't be fucked to waste real ingredients on it

>>8978294
The only time I've been happy I've opened a Jack thread.

>>8973806
The sticker is just added fibre

>>8980404
>this fat slob must have decided not to use real vanilla because he doesn't want to waste them on his inferior white trash cooking...!

one of the dumbest posts I've ever read, holy crap you are a retard

>>8980433
what

>>8978294
Holy shit that was awful to watch
>gives up cooking and gets the investors to do the cooking for him while he hits on their wives
>doesn't actually know anything about his business
>walks in with an ego the size of his belly, has the balls to tell the investors they're not right for him

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>>8973749
>8oz cream chese
>BAG OF SUGAR
I can't believe this is fucking real.
How can a human even allow himself to apply whipped cream that way? Jack must be stopped

Why do you people keep posting Jack.

>>8979567
North America is literally a thing, where Mexico is located...

>>8980578
Because we like it you insufferable prick

>>8980578
it's just jack shilling his youtube channel

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>>8980681
shut up you little bitch

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>>8977190

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>>8980525
the pickles episode is my favorite

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>>8980779
Guess you haven't experienced waking up in a cold sweat from SALAD NIGHT
>can't wake up

>>8977156
He is like 2/3 downy

>>8973749
Link?

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>>8980800

>>8980804
No can do, it's classified by the FBI as a national threat

>>8973680
How does his shadow come in from the right and become him if he just walked to the left?

>>8973708
??????????????????????? what the fuck is this supposed to be?

>>8977158
>>8973753
>>8973680
>>8973677
>>8973675

Does this guy have no concept of stabilizing the shit he's trying to cut?

>>8980822
It's aunt Myrna's party cheese salad. It's a remnant of western cooking from the 50s to 70s where everything must have mayo,cool whip or jello in it. With many other great recipes like ham bananas and hollandaise or prawn stuffed apples and many others.

>>8980869
my grandma makes jello with cool huwhip and i unironically like it

This webm is a masterpiece. The way he flings that shit with the knive is hilarious. Truly unrivaled.

>>8974128
I love rare/medium-rare burgers, but these look disgusting, like the inside isn't even warm.

>>8974674
>>8974680

I honestly do it the same way.
It actually does work

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>>8973672
>posting low fps version

>>8980900
What's wrong with Jello with cool whip?

>>8980525
Where the fuck's the vinegar??

>>8981043
Would anyone else pay good money to see Ja/ck/ powerfuck and then creampie his wife and watch his ja/ck/ cummies drop out of her little fuck hole?

>>8981054
no
but i'd watch it for free

>>8973766
wtf

>>8973735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid
an interesting chemistry lesson for you anons

>>8975058
THis is... its... no

>>8974038
Why in God's name would you loosen it slightly just before putting it on.

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>>8981084
>tfw the salmonella kicks in

>>8978294
oh man he got so exposed and yet he is still so delusional and confident.

>>8981156
>what's that senpai you wanted some nice crispy tortillas?
>i got something better

>>8978294
>investors do all of the cooking for him
>he goes off to promote his Youtube show in the crowd

If I were the investors I'd have a hard time not kicking him out right then and there.

>>8981156
Wat the fuck

>>8981156
>2 tbsp is roughly 250mL
thanks imperial system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
It gets worse every time.

>>8981341
>try to impress your friend
>destroy the pizza base in the process
>use a tiny amount of sauce, then smother it in cheese(???) and mayo
>corn
>using garbage to fuel the fire
>smash it up with a WALL PLASTERING TOOL
>chuck a few olives on there for good measure
>thinking that's acceptable to serve to a customer
no words

>>8973669
I love the way he drizzles the sauce, what a champ.

>>8973672
>fills jar with batter
>somehow doesn't realize that placing the hot dog in the batter will displace batter equivalent to the volume of the hot dog

how the fuck can you be this stupid

>>8981341
The paint scraper at the end gave me cancer (or did I already get it from the garbage-fueled fusion engine's toxic fumes?)

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>>8978294
>jack went on a tv show to harass the investors wives and promote his youtube channel

>>8973698
nauseating

>>8980525
God, I hate him

>>8973698
The first and only time that Jack made a taco wet.

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>>8981697
Jack has had two kids and two wives.
I think he does just fine in that regard, although you may be projecting your impotence onto him which is understandable.

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>>8981712
>fat
>cooking
>son

Ja/ck/

>>8978294
this is the greatest thing I have seen in my entire fucking life. I am afraid that I will not see anything greater than this and my whole life will go to waste

>>8973665
>>8981771
Ja/ck/ is an infomercial character come to life

What does this mongoloid do for a living? How does he even make money to do any of this shit?

>>8981861
he produces and sells a product, if your education system instilled any business acumen into its students you would not ask such a foolish question

>>8973698
it looks like its having a piss

Anyone have any Kay's Good Cooking webms? She's great.

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>>8981890
kay doesn't rely on unitaskers, that much is for sure

>>8981894
i almost feel bad for laughing at her because i'm pretty sure she's legit retarded, unlike jack who's just slightly below average IQ.

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>>8981890
>Kay
This is from the comments on her meatball video (absolutely no mention of chocolate throughout)

everything about this motherfucker from the way he cooks to the way he cranes his neck out 2 feet when he eats

fucks sakes

>>8973791
he's lucky that was cold though

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>>8981890

>>8981087
jesus christ this man has absolutely no talent at all

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>>8981161
>oh man he got so exposed and yet he is still so delusional and confident.

Can we just add his picture to the Dunning-Krueger Effect wiki page?

>>8973865

jack is the most attractive person in orlando

>>8975172

i would eat this one desu

>>8975181
at this point, with all the shit growing on that one ring he never takes off his immune system can deal with practically any bacteria

>>8973677
Newfag here, how is he cutting it wrong?

>>8981890
Whos got the tasty eggs being cooked in motor oil webm?

>>8982063
It's inefficient and looks stupid, and even dangerous for someone as clumsy as Jack. Just do some cross chops.

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>>8973785
why does everything he makes have cream cheese

>>8977913
The first time I have ever had to honestly fight to keep my lunch down after seeing something on the internet. Congratulation.

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>>8973823
i actually kek'd

>>8982090
Alright thanks, anon.

>>8980786
>>8980779
I've never pickled anything before can someone explain where he went wrong?

>>8981043
How in the high holy fuck is a grown man unaware of how displacement works?

Who is this fucking aspie?

>>8982145
He didn't use vinegar. He dumped the entire bag of spices.

>>8980763
https://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4?t=11

somebody please add this song to this video

>>8982263
>he didn't use vinegar

I mean, I know it's jack and I should expect something like this. But exactly what process of thought do you go through to think, "I'm going to pickle vegetables, without vinegar?"

>>8973680
>tfw he busts out the giant knife

KEK

>>8980525
couldn't this make you very fucking sick if you let them sit for a while without vinegar

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>>8982113
please friend, do not kek until I have had my The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste

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>>8982429
>tfw he busts your fucking face
>#BLESSED

>>8982502
Honestly, he's gotta be blessed if he can eat his own cooking without dying.

>>8974353
>>8980365
>>8981083
Does posting this EVERY TIME that webm is posted make you feel smart or something?

>>8981824
yea the one they use to show how hard it is to do simple tasks, like straining pasta

>>8981090
>jack says its pork and beans
>why is there bacon in here
>bacon is pork
jack is the frankie mcdonald of cooking, except at least frankie tells me when there is a tornado coming

>>8973665
I don't understand how this fat fuck can trigger me so much. The cooking is one thing, but it's his fucking hands - his fat, flailing hands. It's like he never quite learned proper motor skills, and his hands just invade the screen fumbling, touching the food just a bit too much, with the cordination of a fucking toddler, in a way that makes you question if this man could possibly function in his day-do-day life.

FUCK

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>>8982649
>tfw the sight of Jack gives you agita

>it's another "Anon's get triggered over a fake show" Episode

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>>8982742
>fake show

>>8982742
>he grosses more per year doing a 'fake show' than you do working full time

heh heh, ain't life just a bitch like that?

>>8981054
>little fuck hole
>little

Whew lad, have you seen Tammy?

>>8981894
Is he using office scissors?!

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>>8982813
THICC

>>8982883
SHE

>>8982715
what episode was this?

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>>8977587
they feel so skillful

>>8973728
>are those patties in the back frozen
split second later
>oh, that fucking inferno should do the trick

>>8982635
hahah holy fuck good old frankie, i live in the same town as him. see him all the time at the mall

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>>8977482
fukckin hate fatties

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>>8980183
he even uses a slotted spoon in the video.
this fuckwit slob never ceases to amaze

>>8983337
>you will never get to enjoy Tammy's delicious and moist forearms

whelp, maybe next time

for anyone that doesn't know, about a year ago jack's son was livestreaming himself playing Madden and the only people watching were a few people from /ck/ and we were asking him all about Jack and he told us that they barely even eat the food he makes at home. told us Jack is trying to get him into streaming whatever he wants now so he grows a viewer base and shit. eventually he got really mad at us and stopped streaming

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>>8983449
Really, that sounds kind of comfy. I wish I could go to Ja/ck/'s house and play games until he showed up and choked me out.

>>8983477
it got really sad because it was like a friday night and people started bullying him about not having friends and got a little mean about his dad. I don't know if he does it anymore. he was also not good at madden

>>8983449
was pretty great intel too bad the autists couldn't keep it under control for 5 fucking minutes

>>8983515
yeah I even made a fake youtube account just for it, it started well and then one fag ruined it

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>>8983477
>tfw Ja/ck/ added me to his PSN list
>tfw I could invite him to a lobby

>>8983529
what was his youtube channel? does he still post?

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>>8983533
I meant big Jack added me to his PSN, dunno Jacklet's ID

>>8983515
>cwcki fags frothing at the mouth to set up a Jackopedia
>oh non retards pull away when you start harassing them

watching jack's cheesesteak video from last week and he's coming to Philly soon, I live in Philly. oh god I might have to follow him and see how annoying he is and how everyone reacts to him

>>8983592
oh nevermind he said some day so it will probably never happen

>>8983592
Fire a bolo at his legs and trap him in a barbed net for catching hogs. Make sure you scream "We got a wild one here, boys!" when he starts panicking and flailing.

>>8983602
well like I said he won't be coming but I'm halfway through his philly cheesesteak vid and he did it completely wrong already so I'm mad

>>8983608
>>8983602
>>8983592
>ywn capture Jack and keep him in your basement as your gimp
>ywn force feed him juicy burgers, raw chicken, and mayonnaise by the heaping spoonful
>ywn slather him with the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste before making him wrestle a starving bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFaQGtPOig
>hey guys I'm jack and I'm back and my eyes are doing better so thanks for all the prayers
what happened to the faggots eyes

>>8983625
pinkeye

>>8983629
seriously? he's been told for years his hygiene is shit and that should be the one to prove it for him
>as I type this he says seriously twice in a row

>>8983625
caught an errant load

Does this man have a job? How can one person be so incompetent.

>>8983674
his wife is the moneymaker

>>8983674
youtube is his job and he produces and sells sauce.
As much as /ck/ hates him he sustains his life off of food and cooking

>>8983679
I did the breakdown and he only gets about 10,000-15,000 views per video which might make you a couple thousand dollars. but youtube takes 50% of all the revenue you make so it's half of that, and then there's taxes on it. he probably gets out to just over even with all the stupid shit he buys and I'm pretty sure he bought a lot of his subscribers because he has 311,000 subscribers and often gets below 10,000 views. or most of his "subscribers" are from unused accounts that were made a decade ago when he started

his wife has a good job she makes a bunch of money. he told us her job in a video before but I don't remember

>>8983682
she's a controller I think, he mentions it during the moving videos because her job change enabled them to get some of their costs covered

>>8983682
I would be mad, but I'm just happy that even people like him can be somewhat successful

>>8983689
>>8983692
youtube throttled down the amount of money streamers can make since I did the research though and there's some threshold you have to hit before you even make money now and I'm sure it's higher than 15,000. every now and again he gets to the 40,000 range but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets about zero money from it but he thinks it's free advertising for his awful sauces.

who knows, maybe a bunch of black people buy his sauce in walmarts instead of sweet baby rays. he uses corn syrup so it's just generic ass so I love remembering that when he complains about other foods cheap ingredients

this has to be the most embarrassing video I have ever seen. he rants about the price of a burger from burger king and he even returns it. bonus points he fights with his wife more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpFbI50GsUE

>>8983840
I want to go to BK and hang out with him for an afternoon. Looks comfy.

>>8983865
apparently you can just go to any fastfood restaurant in tennessee if you'll see him in less than week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0UhvG1EI8

I love how he hates on the cheese from BK says it's fake but then raves about how good the taco bell cheese is. plus, while he's drinking his mountain dew he says he doesn't drink soda

>>8973731
You can buy proton pump inhibitors over the counter in bongland. I use them to wash down nicotine gum.

>>8973823
Got me.

>>8983872
>Jack hands a fast food worker a free bottle of sauce for free
>hey my e-mail is on the bottle bitch, hit me up later maybe
>have a blessed day

Papa Ja/ck/ is a smooth operator

>>8979768
>kill me

>>8973823
lost.

>>8977156
I don't know why, but I have never wanted to punch a face this much.

>>8983623
why did you post this