crumpets are thick ployes now fuck off

>>8970833
>ployes

what??

Now I remember why I stopped visiting /ck/.

>>8970973
go fuck u self bitch

epic bread m8

>>8970964
Basically an american crepe.

>>8971782
oh so crumpets are just really thick crepes? That does sound pretty good

>>8971808
No, they are nothing alike at all.

Why have crumpets become a meme on this awful board recently?

>>8971867
probably because it makes dummies like you mad which is what makes it fun for the people who post it

>>8971867
probably because crumpets are being described to a place that doesnt sell them or have things to compare to so looking for equivalents frustrates both sides

I asked awhile back about having Amazon express ship me a bag of them but got shit on for it

What DO they taste like?

>>8971870
Yes, yes. Le epic trolle man.

Your poor mother.

>>8971884
Pancakes.

The texture tends to be slightly harder though; they have more bite and are less spongy.

Yeast leavened pancake cooked on one side. Often cooked inside of an egg ring to maintain a nice shape.

>>8971922
This is an American shitposting because not only is he wrong, he is talking about burger pancakes, not actual pancakes. But it's /ck/ so fuck it, shitposting for all.

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A crumpet is not a ployes.

A crumpet is an English Muffin

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>>8972038
A ploye is not a crumpet.

A ploye is like a pikilet