>I'll have a 'gel with extra salmon schmear, scooped

Nobody uses a scoop for cream cheese.

>>8968922
I still don't know, what the fuck is schmear?

>>8968928
It's a compound word short for "shit smear," using the German word "Scheisse" to replace "shit."

>>8968928
It's how kike scum refer to condiments on their jew donuts.

That one bill nye segment ruined bagels and lox and schmear for me

Wouldn't it be "I'll have a 'gel with an extra schmear of salmon cream cheese, scooped"?

>>8969058
What Bill Nye segment are you referring to?

>>8969162
>doesn't know about muh sex junk

Did you just discover 4chan friendo?

bagels with lox

and lotssssss of schmeeeaaar

>>8969458
>>8969058
>lox
Americans, I swear.

Damn. Now I want a bagel with lox, cream cheese, capers, onion, and tomato.

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>>8968922
WITH LOTS
OF SCHMEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR