is a crumpet any different than an english muffin?

>>8965649
Crumpet is just retarded britbong slang for English Muffins.

>>8965649
americans really put that much butter on their food?

They are basically the same thing with a few differences in preparation. Similar to American biscuits and British scones.

>>8965654

one comes from a country that can actually cook, so english muffin is the correct term.

>>8965654
that's how crumpets are served in england

OP pic is a crumpet
English muffin is like what you get at mcdoodles when you order a sperg and egg mcmuffin

They don't only taste totally different but they also have a very different texture

is crumpet posting the new carbonara meme?

>>8965715
I like mine with butter and golden syrup

Yeast leavened pancake poured into a tall ring (or an egg ring)

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>>8965649

>>8965649
Very. Crumpets are soft and porous, muffins are firmer and more solid.

>>8965653
No

A crumpet in the picture is that, an English Muffin is different.

>>8965782
you know that cutting open the bottom one makes it look like the top one, right?

it's probably where the confusion comes from

>>8965649
Crumpets are thicker but literally the same in taste, idk why bongs sperg out.

Portuguese muffins >>> both of them

>>8965861
>>8965868
i dont understand how people can be this retarded, help me understand please

>>8966270
Americans.
All you need to know.

>>8966274
it hurts

>Brits in charge of being authorities on their own """""food"""""

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>>8966280

>>8966280
Fuck off seppo, we have Crumpets and English muffins here in Australia and we can actually tell the difference between them when we either buy or consume them

Crumpets and muffins are completely different things.
You would never eat bacon and eggs with a crumpet.

Crumpets with honey is God tier.

>>8965654
>thinks the butter is the unhealthy thing in that photo

kek.

>>8966280
OBSESESSED

>>8965715
>OP pic is a crumpet
>English muffin is like what you get at mcdoodles when you order a sperg and egg mcmuffin
>They don't only taste totally different but they also have a very different texture

>>8966289
>Crumpets and muffins are completely different things.
>You would never eat bacon and eggs with a crumpet.
>Crumpets with honey is God tier.

Thanks bong for not reading the thread. Learn to read yeah
Love from Australia

>>8966292
*OBSESSED

>>8966300
*AMERICAN

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>>8966292

Crumpets are breadier than pancakes and cakeier than muffins.

>>8966296
Shut up retard, stop making Australia look bad on this world stage.

For the fucking umpteenth time, YES, they are different.

>tfw I'm not in the mood to rib brits today.

>>8965649
>>8965653
Crumpets and muffins are completely different, this picture here shows the difference: >>8965782

>>8965861
>>8965868
All new levels of retardation

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>>8965804
>>8965841
>>8965861
>>8966286
>>8966289
>>8966326
>>8966534


But this picture of an english muffin clearly looks the same as OP's pic, leading me to believe that they are in fact the same food.

>>8966534
See>>8965861
The top one is simply the bottom one after being cut in half

>judging, making assumptions and conclusions on how the food looks rather than the preparation and ingredients used.
they are different. Just like, foccacia is different from pizza.

>>8966671
>>judging, making assumptions and conclusions on how the food looks rather than how it tastes

ftfy

Also how dogshit must these things be to not be popular in america?

>>8965654
We only put that much butter on the top. We split them open and put twice that amount on the inside. Yum!

>>8966675
Well we have buttermilk biscuits, so we kind of ignore bong breakfast breads.

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>>8966637
>>8966638
This level of retardation is only possible from The United States of Dumbfuckistan

>>8966695
that's a good point. I don't fuck with anything but buttermilk biscuits and french toast in terms of breakfast breads

>>8966700
you're real uppity about your dry pancakes

>>8966700
calm down ahmed aren't you late for your next bombing?

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>>8966710
>>8966711
>they get this salty when their ignorance is pointed out to them

>>8966700
That's an English muffin, same exact fucking thing you dolt.

>>8965653
Why do clappyfats have to be so monumentally stupid?

>>8965694
Injecting hfcs into everything does not a chef make, fat boy.

>>8966675
Burgers enjoy losing all sensitivity in the dried out stump you call a dick.

Snip, snip little fatty.

Who /pikelets/ here??

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If a baker were to bake both both an english muffin and a crumpet side by side, how would the baker know which one is the crumpet and which is the english muffin?

They look the same, taste the same and have the same ingredients. They sound like the same exact freaking thing.

Someone tell me whats different about them? How could a baker possibly tell them apart?

>>8965653
>>8965649
it's more like cross between pancake and english muffin

>>8968625
>tfw gran used to make pikelets and French onion spread when we went to see her

She always said it was her own recipe but nobody ive asked seems to have a copy of it. Thingken bout those pikelets..

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>>8968679
A crumpet has a very thin, crispy base and a spongy porous top. They taste sweeter and lighter and work better with sweet toppings though can be used for savory ones. Here is a picture of a crumpet that looks shitty but makes the differences really clear. An english muffin is more doughy and and heavier that works better with savory than sweet.

>>8968738
>>8968625
>pikelets
aren't those just pancakes?

>>8968742
is that an english muffin cut in half?

>>8968745
Americans....

>>8968748
>Here is a picture of a crumpet that looks shitty but makes the differences really clear.

>>8968759
next time use a crumpet that doesnt look like an english muffin

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>>8968769
Here's your (You) and a picture of an english muffin cut in half.

The difference should be immediately obvious to anyone that has eyes.

>food that looks similar to another food confusing a culture that has never been exposed to the first food.
Amerilards r stupid amirite?

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>>8968776
Is that a crumpet?

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None of those are muffins you dumb foreign cunts.

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>>8968786
Looks like one to me anon

>>8968776
thats a pretty nasty looking english muffin desu.
I just made pic related earlier tonight
>inb4 crumpet

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>>8968782
Yes, Amerilards are stupid.

>>8968808
Let's be real.
All white cultures are stupid. Our days are numbered. Every race but blacks outperform and outsmart us, and the only reason we're staying afloat is because of the conniving jews. Once /pol/ wipes them out all our nations will fall from their superpower status.
We can't be arguing over things like this, we need to work together to save the white race. If we cannot rise back into power we must at least evade our slavery.

wot do ye fink of me accent guvnuh

One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?"

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>>8968826
>/pol/ to the rescue

>>8968808
the english muffin pictured was incorectly sliced by a knife instead of being forked around the equater ad torn open....what a fucking shame

>>8967933

injecting eels into poptarts doesn't a make a chef either you sisterfucking fogdweller

why are brits allowed to post on this board

>>8968786
>>8968742
These two things are clearly the same thing. A crumpet is no different from english muffin

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>>8965653
>>8965684

>>8968748
Somtimes it's fun to pretend

>>8968808
Cherry picking. See>>8968786
this is how english muffins usually look. No different than a crumpet

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>>8966328
>Australia look bad
Go to a board with flags.

>>8965861
Just stop posting

>>8965654
>>8965782
>>8966274
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>>8966700
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>>8967927
>>8968754
>>8968808
OBSESSED

>>8970725
>this is how english muffins usually look. No different than a crumpet
Are you blind? How can you not see the difference? Crumpets are made only using baking soda, where as English muffins are made with yeast, the taste and texture is totally different.

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>>8965715
>>8965841
>>8966270
>>8966289
>>8966326
>>8966403
>>8966534
>>8966700
>>8967927
>>8968742
>>8968776
>>8970770

Stop falling for the bait.

>>8969080
That doesn't make any sense, Cletus. Now take your dick out of your purdy sister and get back to dems book learnin.

>>8968679
Christ you are a mong.

>>8968782
Exceptionally so.

>>8968799
Did you shoop this or is that website genuinely retarded?

>>8968835
>ye
That doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>8969087
We're the only counter to the monumental level of American shitposting. It's why most boards have a /brit/ general. We are the hero 4chan needs because let's be honest here a frog or kraut are hardly going to be able to stand up to Bitchtits McGee and the yokel experience.

yes. entirely different. now fuck off and go eat one of each.

>>8971957
Bitchtits defines Britain, though.

>>8972840
That's pretty funny coming from a fatfuckistani. I suppose I should be careful angering you or you'll ride your scooter over my toes.