who the fuck eats white bread in 2017

People who use it in deep frying desserts, as a bread that sweet should be.

>>8964744

A lot of people eat sourdough...

>>8964744
Americans

>>8964749
What in the hell involves white bread and deep fried desserts? Do you mean like elephant ears and funnel cakes?

I don't care anymore. I eat what tastes good and is cheap. Example: white bread, bologna, kraft cheese single, miracle whip.

It's delicious.

>>8964768
Are you fat

>>8964768
>white bread
>kraft cheese single
But those aren't delicious...
>>8964773
Are you too retarded to use punctuation like a white person?

>>8964773
overweight but good blood pressure and heart rate, cholesterol is good too. i walk a lot.

My whole country eats white bread only, as G*d intended. Other sorts of flours and breads are seen very, very rarely and are generally regarded as newfangled memes.

>>8964744
This is a blue board, anon.

>>8964744
I do. AMA fellow redditors!

white bread
broken yolk fried egg
hellmans mayo
eaten over a sink

Perfect fucking busy saturday lunch.

>>8964847
forgot; you have to wash it down with a tall glass of cold whole milk.

>>8964811
>g*d

Christ, what kind of subhuman would type that on 4chan. Were you home schooled by evangelicals?

>>8964847
mayo and eggs? how about ketchup on that puppy instead.

>>8964868
whoosh

>>8964744
The same sort of people who ate it in previous years I would presume.

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>>8964762
>he doesn't know about whole wheat sourdough

>be kid
>super excited to wear my Digimon costume to Halloween
>Day of Halloween mom takes me to Target
>Lets me have a hot dog from the counter
>it's served in a piece of white bread
>throwing up all night, miss halloween
>Mom: I knew it was sketchy when they didn't have real buns

THEN WHY DID YOU LET ME EAT IT MOM

I WANTED TO BE GABUMON ;_;

>>8964929
>GABUMON
Patrician taste desu

>>8964946
faggot

>>8964768
Where's the mayonnaise, fatty?

>>8964749
lol what?
what dessert are you eating?
what white bread are you eating?

>>8964744
its the same difference as brown rice and white rice
do you eat white rice?

>>8964784
saw a recent study (can't find it, don't care that much)
if an obese man was healthy in every other way possible other than being obese, he still had a ~70% of dying early because of his obesity.

not saying that's you, just reminded me of that

>>8964868
Please capitalize that 'g,' our Lord and Savior is a proper noun.

>>8965412
well that sucks. starting to think life aint fair n stuff.

>>8964974
Miracle whip is mayonnaise for all intensive purposes

>>8965418
>intensive purposes
lel

>>8965421
Anon you don't understand, his ravenous maw can only be described as "intensive".

>>8964744
I don't see a lot of people messing with bread because they've learned it's very fattening and hardly nutritious, and the ones that taste okay are basically sweets on par with tarts

>>8964744
Mate I went to Italy recently and all their bread is whiter than paper. And crustless too. In their chilled sections of supermarkets they have ready packed sandwiches all so white it's blinding and no crusts on at all. It's like they're all 5 year olds.

So, Italians.

>>8964744
BREAD EATS BREAD

>>8964744
White bread is best with
>bologna
>kraft slice or cheddar cheese
>EXTRA mayo
>>8964768
my nigga
The extra mayo gives it a real flavor KICK

uses for white bread

>grilled cheese
>baked pudding
>bread crumbs for meatloaf and meatballs
>feeding asshole geese
>insulting white people

that's about it

PB&J is only good with white bread.

>>8964768
>eating any mayo other than winiary majonez

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>>8965890
>actually prefering winiary over kielecki, the polish mayo with the best ingredients, longest tradition and greatest taste

White bread is delicious. It is is also neutral tasting which benefits a lot of dishes.

>>8964929
i would ONLY trust a sausage sizzle if they had white bread, it's as mr. Bunnings wanted it to be.

>>8965412
would love to look at the study, if you ever remember or find it.

It's the only bread to properly serve a turkey club on

wheatfags please go

>>8966349
but white bread is made of wheat

>>8965890
>>8965898
kętrzyński is the best
kielecki is okay
winiary is shit

>>8966363
kielecki is very similar to kętrzyński, but much more readily available
winiary is flat-out inferior to both, worse ingredients, worse taste and generally only fit for babbies who hate the subtle, vinegar tang of superior mayos

>>8966379
generally, i agree with you, but availability depends on where you live.

>>8964744
the "artisan" bagged bread molds in like a week, and I dont eat a sandwich everyday. I cant afford to throw out half a loaf, so I get the "old fashioned" white bread that is kinda yellow. Takes at least a month for that to mold.

>>8964766
What about deep fried camembert? with some cowberry and white bread, anytime

>>8964768
where do you live? Miracle whip is expensive as hell here. Tasty, but expensive

>>8966392
>"artisan" bagged bread
can't you just go to a decent baker and buy good non-bagged bread? I've eaten rye and whole wheat bread from local bakeries my entire life, and I've yet to see it mold after a week

>>8964775

u sownd fat

>>8964768

I do this, use two slices of bologna, spread mayo on the white bread and yellow mustard in between the bologna. Wa la

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>>8964744
>he doesn't eat tijgerbrood

Faggot

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From what I gather (NJ resident here) it's common in the south to eat a stack of plain white bread with BBQ stuff, I have no idea why

>>8967307
Southfag here. It is a standard practice. I always toss it because it's garbage.

>>8967158
Have you ever seen a tiger?
That's jaguar bread, dummy

>>8967417
Ever use them as a napkin?

>>8965890
>>8965898
>>8966363
fucking disgusting, białuty is where it's at, all other mayo tastes like shit

>>8965890
>>8965898
>>8966363
>>8966379
I can't speak to the mayonnaise, but Winiary stock/broth is legit. Because we have so many Polish working here nowadays, there are shops catering to them. I bought some Winiary stock once on a lark because it was way cheaper than our stuff. I was surprised by how tasty it is, so it is now my brand of choice if I'm not making stock from scratch.

>>8965585
That's the stuff we use to make Ameribritish-style sandwiches (called tramezzini in Spaghettispeak, meaning 'in betweens' because the ingredients are sandwiched 'in between' two slices of bread).
It's not something we eat as daily bread. Our daily bread tends to be some sort of sourdough or other, but it varies a bit region to region and city to city, with some areas eating breads other than the typical sourdough.

>>8967466
you're supposed to mop up excess sauce and delicious crusty meat bits with it so yeah kinda.

>>8967307
Can confirm as well. Both in GA and TX. It's for people who like ruining the texture of the meat with a shitty sponge.

>>8966491
Texas. Id guess 8 oz of miracle whip is around 3 dollars.

How much do you pay?

Take your bread like your women, with bleach of course

>>8967543
polish products are generally quite good for the price

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>>8964744